George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

George was at the helm of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Jorch just entered the fourth dimension -- Tommy's squeeze chute.

He has the stache for it

Yeah, Noory's got that Freddy Mercury mustache.

In a tribute to Mr. Mercury, he changes his name to George Uranus.

George Noory being a reservist explains a lot. Those reservist are usually weird.

George keeps a reserve load in his sack for when he and Tommy have spontaneous sex when the Cialis finally kicks in.

George joined the navy just for the smell of it. Tommy makes George wanna shoop, shoop-de-shoop, shoop-de-shoop, shoop-de-shoop-de-shoop-de-shoop... OOOOOO And Tommy's comin' this WAY!...."

Jeezus Krist

Noory sailed one of the seven seas and he got sea sick on that one and never looked back.

So how did they mistreat you? Why do you think all Navy Vets deserve your wrath?

Non commissioned officers train the commissioned ones. Or didn't you know that?

"You civilians don’t understand. You go down to Long Beach and you see those battleships sitting there, and you think that they float on water, don’t you?”

The guest replied, “Yes, sir, I guess I do.”

To which Admiral Halsey stated, “You are wrong. They are carried to sea on the backs of those Chief Petty Officers.”
— ADMIRAL WILLIAM F. “BULL” HALSEY, JR.

Forgot part of that quote above.

"That man was my Chief when I was an Ensign, and no one before or after taught me as much about ships or men as he did." - Admiral Halsey

Uh oh. Don't ask, don't tell.

You are an idiot. Enough said.

You're the one who revealed that your Chief taught you about men. Whatever floats your boat. Don't ask, don't tell.

George is going to sit on Barry from Asheville, NC's face and fart when they meet in Everett, WA. this weekend.

Jorch couldn't push in a stool at a gay bar

George is the Lebanese Charlie Chaplin.

If only he'd be "silent"

he most likely got out to avoid going to Iraq ,at that time they was promoting people to stay in if they got out they could come back in also

Barry from Assville, North Carolina is tongue punching George's fartbox in an Everett Motel 6.

He's part of the order. Don't be fooled.

Hey there Feller...!

I take offense to that...

Maggot is a J-You play-on-words for the Tribe of Maggi.

Therefor...

"a worthless, loser, lying, two-faced, butt scratching, pencil necked -- m a g g o t" Tape-Worm, or perhaps Butt-Hole-Parasite, would better describe the circumstance?
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Jorch's ex-wife listed her reason for filing divorce as "dishonorable discharge" by Jorch.