George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Snory was in the navy during peacetime and when shit hit the fan he got out.

George, is this true?

George Ralph Noori - Commissioned Orificer.

He was deeply invested.

George is shopping in the produce section at Vons. A black man walks up to him and says, "George! no name! Damn, muthafucka! You blowin' up, G!"

At that, George dives under the table selling Bosc pears (3 for .99 cents) and whimpers, "Please! Please don't hurt me. I'll give you anything."

*George Noori!

George licks Tommy's Push Up.

Jorch has maintained his strong connection with the US Navy.

Even today, all those years on, Jorch is full of more se(a)men than the Nimitz

I see your Noory and raise you a Dick Nixon OP.

Holy shit do they still have "Vons"???

Thrifty Drug! ten cent scoop ya fuckers! Bring back the past! Now go get me some cherries at Alpha Beta around the corner from the seabees nest.

You forgot Safeway

Lol

They all can't be Piggly Wigglys, Winn Dixies, and HEBs. ;)

Bring back Lucky supermarkets.

When George Noorey was in the Navy he was an intelligence officer with a secret clearance. One time they had to turn the entire fleet around because he was so stealth, so secret they forgot him.

George likes to say that although he was in the Navy Reserves, he never set foot on a ship. Instead, his "unit" would "drill" at a "seedy "truck stop outside Falls Church, VA.

George commanded a swift boat from St. Louis to Cape Girardeau looking for V.C.

On the Mississippi

Jorch spent his whole tour of duty on the poop deck....



.... with Able Semen Tahhhhmmmmeeeee

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Able Danger = When Tahmmeeee's hemorrhoids are flaring up and George barebacks him.

Quintessential Art B...

Noori is so stupid he wasn't in the navy.
He was at a McDonalds.
They gave him a blue uniform and paper hat and he thought he was an officer.
He was promoted to drive thru, and learned the top secret about the special sauce.
He was promoted to shift supervisor and decorated with mcnugget clusters and toasted sesame seeds.

When news of the day gets crazy, you can come to a George Noori thread and all is right in the world. Lol