George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Life after the service has been tough for Jorch.

Jorch now splits his time between sucking on a Sennheiser.

And draining a Danheiser.

Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 09/05/2017 06:00 AM

Lol

.... that's why -- since leaving the service -- Jorch doesn't have any able se(a)men.

Unless the USS Nimitz is in town.

In which case Jorch's pronunciations are especially off that night

George goes down to the Navy recruiter and offers his services. Oh, and he also put in his application.

Tahmmy's got a squeezebox,

George can't sleep at night...

George attends U.S. Navy reunions, claiming he served on the USS Ramrod. His specialty was dry-docking seamen.

Jorch has perfected the "art" of the horizontal salute.

Or at least we think that's what he's doing on his bunk after lights out....

"Jorch was the best drilled officer in my command,"

Rear Admiral Ben Dover said.

"Or was that most drilled?

Buggery on a powder monkey.

Jorch hasn't been to sea in years.

But he still hangs out in sailors' bars.

Just to keep his hand in....

HA!

Here' Gnouri, go out there and pretend to be a word bungling knuckle dragger, and spread our disinfo to the idiot masses, ok? Okay.

The words no name & Intelligence are never to be uttered in the same sentence

Bwahahahaha.

I stand corrected, AC

When Jorch was in the Military Police they used to call him "The Long Arm of the Law".



Suspects were bending over forwards to cooperate....

Unfuc!!! believable.
The Coast to Coast Am show, shoves
the Florida disaster and the Texas disaster,
in order to sell worthless Chinese made vitamins.

This is criminal.
Oh.
Don't buy from

QUICKEN LOANS is Tom Danheiser doing the voiceover

Unsubscribe to Coast to Coast AM and their Twitter.

This program does not care about you!
Can you imagine listening to this health show
crap during a catastrophe?
George needs to be castrated and his balls force-fed to Tammy.

Totally "on board" -- did you see what I did there? -- with the first part of your message, AC.

But not the second.

Jorch would love it!!!!

Sadly, genital mutilation -- particularly where Tahhmmmm is the beneficiary of the offcuts -- is one of Jorch's favourite sex games



Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 09/08/2017 01:51 AM

Lololololol

Hahahahahaah Yes, George takes issue when people accuse him of not being a big tipper. (Squirt! Squirt!)

Jorch is all tip and no iceberg.... if you get my drift

Jorch wanted to contribute to the entertainment onboard his last ship.

So he blew a Sailors' Hornpipe....

Lololololol