George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Jorch liked to sit naked astride the submarine he served on and yell "Up Periscope!"

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Jorch used to squeal & squirt when his shipmates battled his Guadalcanal....

Jorch's idea of a "naval manoeuvre" is to wobble his belly button and giggle while Big Tahhmm yells "All Hands On Dick! All Hands On Dick!" through a rolled up copy of "Out & Proud" magazine

Jorch still loves rounding the Horn....

Jorch wrecked the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Not the ship, the man....

Funniest thread I've read this year!!! Good job OP and all others attempting to allude to George Noory's homosexuality!!!

Hahahahaaaaaaheeeeheheee!

Jorch is gayer than laughter....

George is vanilla on everything.

He believes in 1 God.
He believes in many Gods.
He believes in past lives.
He believes in 1 life.

I guess that's what his job requires... schizophrenia.

<-----heterosexual chuckle

He tries to be all things to all people.

When sailors around the world yell "Land Ho!".... it's Jorch they're referring to

After a bow....

Jorch likes it in the stern....



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Jorch was the first man in history to run up the Jolly Roger.

Next, he plans to raise the pirate flag....

George is one of the Village People, the guy with big thick mustache

Hahahahahahaahah

Jorch just nailed a triple axel.

Jorch is in rehearsal for his Broadway debut, in ----

I, NOORY; When Taking A Knee Really MEANT "Taking A Knee"

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Absolutely no hope for humanity when a human
has to call a worthless radio show like coast to coast am,
and in a two minute call, hopes for a miracle.

This Racheal sounds like a soundrel.

Pathetic!

Lol ya, not a good show tonight. She's just making it up as she goes along.

George Noory just confessed that he
doesn't want to be hooked up to a
breathalyzer for life?

George Noory I just sat around the
house for 30 mintues without opening
my eyes, and I went nuts?

And for the record George Noory was the first
person to report Prince died of AIDS.

And claims to have a guitar signed by Prince,
got news for you Prince never signs instruments.

George Noory what a pathetic worthless piece of shit!

In his brief stint as Master(bater) At Arms in the Navy, Jorch's commanding officer ordered him to throw a handsome -- but insubordinate -- young officer in the brig.

"No can do, sir," Jorch replied, leering lecherously. "But I'd be happy to pop him in the can."


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