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George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

 
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he snorkels.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch was frequently rammed in the stern.

Not his ship.

Just Jorch....

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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
George is Clueless.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch was frequently rammed in the stern.

Not his ship.

Just Jorch....

bdancebdancesidewaysbdancebdance
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


epiclol
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch offered to go down on the Titanic....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
George is vanilla on everything.

He believes in 1 God.
He believes in many Gods.
He believes in past lives.
He believes in 1 life.

I guess that's what his job requires... schizophrenia.
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LOL one of the best posts ever.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Elon Musk sent Arts Geo in to space.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Elon Musk sent Arts Geo in to space.
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HahahahahaahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch offered to go down on the Titanic....
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he loves seamen.
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he loves seamen.
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Still gargles with the stuff before the show....

which explains those strangled words & sentences
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
...he loves seamen.
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


Still gargles with the stuff before the show....

which explains those strangled words & sentences
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOL!!!
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Tahmee's wood has a distinct curve to the right. When getting intimate and Tahmee's pants come off, George screams out, "Right full rudder!!!"

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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Tahmee's wood has a distinct curve to the right. When getting intimate and Tahmee's pants come off, George screams out, "Right full rudder!!!"
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Every night in the apartment next to George's, they hear, "Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left. Back...and to the left."

The wife says, "Boy, the people in 1A sure can't get enough of watching the JFK movie, can they?"

The disgusted husband reticently replies, "That's not JFK. It's our neighbor George giving directions to his 400-pound gay lover Tahmee."
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch endured years of "rum, sodomy and the lash".

But that was at the now defunct West Hollywood leather bar, THE CUSHIONED STOOL.

When the club shut down, Jorch had to join the Navy to get the same treatment....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch endured years of "rum, sodomy and the lash".

But that was at the now defunct West Hollywood leather bar, THE CUSHIONED STOOL.

When the club shut down, Jorch had to join the Navy to get the same treatment....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch endured years of "rum, sodomy and the lash".
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But enough about his Catholic upbringing..
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch endured years of "rum, sodomy and the lash".
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


But enough about his Catholic upbringing..
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


Jorch's Parish priest asked him if he'd like to be an altar boy.

Jorch (being Jorch) mistook this for altered boy and gushed; "yes please!"

The rest, as they say, is history....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch endured years of "rum, sodomy and the lash".
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


But enough about his Catholic upbringing..
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


Jorch's Parish priest asked him if he'd like to be an altar boy.

Jorch (being Jorch) mistook this for altered boy and gushed; "yes please!"

The rest, as they say, is history....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
All the seamen looove Guerge Nuery.

captain

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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
All the seamen looove Guerge Nuery.

captain

sideways
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Lol
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
While on shore leave in the Navy, Jorch began his eccentric lifelong hobby of collecting homeless men's excrement.

He calls his collection Tramp Steamers....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
While on shore leave in the Navy, Jorch began his eccentric lifelong hobby of collecting homeless men's excrement.

He calls his collection Tramp Steamers....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
In the Navy, even though he held no rank, Jorch developed his lifelong love of having men under him....
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
In the Navy, even though he held no rank, Jorch developed his lifelong love of having men under him....
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rofl
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch volunteered for cleaning duties because he misheard his commanding officer when he said it involved

"scrubbing every deck on the ship"
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch volunteered for cleaning duties because he misheard his commanding officer when he said it involved

"scrubbing every deck on the ship"
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


cruise
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Re: George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...
Jorch comes from a fine naval tradition.

His great grandfather was the notoriously promiscuous Gaylord sailor, Fellatio Hornblower
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