George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Hahahahahahahahaaha!!!

Jorch went to the US Naval Academy Analpolice as a midshitman....

He was privy to a lot of shit

Also, he was the butt of many jokes.
As well as the joke of many butts....

Jorch was the model for Captain Queeg in the (nova)Caine Mutiny....

So is a plumber. And a proctologist.

Jorch likes all sea-going vessels.

But he especially enjoys a good tug....

We have a winner! Ding ding ding

"Interesting take..."

...he's bow-legged.

.... as a result of an old injury caused by a sailor's hornpipe....

Jorch still wanders around in a sailor's suit asking about the poop deck, the head, the shaft alley and the Lubber's Hole.

And he hasn't been on a ship in decades....

HahaahhaahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha

Still laughing...

When recounting tales from his Navy days, George likes to tell how he went down with the ship.

*Correction: went down ON the ship.

In a recent interview, recalling his Naval career, Jorch was asked how many men he'd had under him.

Jorch misunderstood the question.

His answer caused the interviewer to gag into his water jug....

Jorch still loves the feeling of the wind behind him and the tingle of spray on his face.

Hasn't been on a boat in years....

This show is unlistenable, bad phone line.
That's a fake guest name RJ, who fills in
adbibbing a guest.

George Noory that fake eyebrowed, sand niXXer,
SOB, diaper wearing, binky faced, perverted pig
snout, cross dressing fink.

Premiere radio should require Snoron to come into
their St Louis studio, instead of all these complacent
assholes fakes who have malconfigured home studios, and
think they're basso profundos.

Especially that a-hole Jimmy Church and his malconfigured
studio that over compressed/expanded voice, is ear
fatiguing.

Make George come in to the home studio and do his job.
Stand for three hours.

Anybody notice KFI 640 AM, their alleged homestation, is fed up with CTC, they now broadcast a competing show at the same time?

Embarassing, Snoron. Moron, fool, pigsnout, crybaby!

Hahahahahahhahaha Art's on a roll!

How does KFI air a "competing show at the same time"?

A push up bra.... mebbe?

Jorch only joined because he liked the idea of being called Able Se(a)men for once....