George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Jorch was a virgin until his bunkmate in the Navy burst his behymen.

*bungmate

...he has chlamydia

Noory rescued those trapped Thai kids.

Once he heard they were in a cave, he winged his way to Bangkok and went spelunking.

After blowing $642 on tranny ass, George swung into action.

Taking his remote mike and transmitter, George used his secret breathing techniques learned as "the gimp" aboard the USS Polyp, also known as the "Agony Maru", to swim to the kids.

Once there he set up shop and began interviewing the only one he was really interested in.

Himself.

The kids, sickened and bored to tears, began to feel the effects of George's semen filled Beet Root farts, and swam to safety.

As far as we know, George's ongoing power interview is still on the air....

George, the power bottom of overnight radio.

Jorch got rooted out by a black tranny’s semi-functional horse cock.

Actually it was a Kentucky Para legal named Ginny.

Ginny from the block?

Jorch misheard his superior's order.

What the Commander actually SAID was;

"Jorch, swab that d e c k and get one of your shipmates to give it a good polish...."

^ gold! ^

Jorch was the coxswain on The Good Ship Venus....

The Russians have video of Jorch, naked as a jaybird except for a gawdy gold chain around his neck, pumping and grinding above Big Tahhmm, crooning;

"Mr Blowjangles"....

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Mr. Semenjangles.

^ Bwahahahahahah ^

In recognition of Jorch's flaccid flesh flute....

Mr. Lowdangles?

Jorch never misses a chance to blow the man down....

Even now, Jorch strides from the forecastle straight onto the poop.

And he hasn't been on board a ship in 30 years....

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George "Hello Sailor" Noory

Jorch "Se(a)men's Friend" Noory….



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Every time Jorch mounts Tahmmy from behind, he first tickles Tahm’s taint with a feather while singing “Anchors Aweigh Muh Boy, Anchors Aweighhhh...”

Hey Ho! Blow the man down!....