George Noory was in the Navy, that's why...

Jorch plans to climb aboard a windjammer and enjoy the ride.

But enough about Jorch's sex life....

Jorch has a 14-footer named PENILE IMPLANT....

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Jorch wears fishnet stockings.... made from real fish nets

HahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...he walks bow-legged.

^bwahahahahaha^

Jorch wrote the character QUINT's line "here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women" in the original JAWS movie.

But only after Speilberg insisted it be changed from Jorch's first draft; "here's to rammin' toys into round-bottomed boys"

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Jorch thinks a tramp steamer is defecation left by the guy he slept with last night....

Jorch's idea of "rounding the horn" these days is to take 4 Viagra tablets and get Tahhmmeeee to work his Lebanese cucumber over with sandpaper....

New Captain boarding vessel: "Noory! Where's your first mate?"


Se(a)man Noory: "He died of A.I.D.S., sir"

...he stands erect at all railroad crossings.

Wait, WHAT?!

^what an unlikely -- but hilarious -- image^

Jorch has pulled a few trains.

But hey, those movies are private!!??

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Jorch's idea of a naval exercise is to pop Cheerios out of Tahhmmeeee's cavernous belly button into his mouth....

…. you can still hear him mutter to himself, in clarification; "all hands on DECK, all hands on DECK. DECK. DECK. D E C K...."

Jorch will replace Johnny Depp in the re-boot of Pirates of the Caribbean .

The leading role will be tweaked just a scintilla to accommodate Jorch's.... um.... alternative masculinity and questionable hygiene.

He'll be known as Captain Jack Thrush

He still yells "Climb Aboard!" as foreplay....

Even when he gets an order on the foredeck he always takes it in the stern....

Noory was in the U.S. Gayvy