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im having gastric bypass surgery tomorrow, current weight 482 pds, ask me a ?

 
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Are you diabetic? I am and I've been thinking of getting the surgery.
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I weigh 482, you think I am diabetic? I am over 125 sugar count (fasting) enough times to make three people diabetic
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God bless you. Prayers sent for a successful surgery and new start!
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God bless you. Prayers sent for a successful surgery and new start!
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I weigh 482, you think I am diabetic? I am over 125 sugar count (fasting) enough times to make three people diabetic
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My main concern about getting the surgery is since you intake so little food how do you make sure you're getting adequate nutrition and, most importantly to me, how do you stay regular?
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Good luck to you.
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Gastric bypass?????? Why not have your jaw wired shut for 6 months? Cheaper and much more effective.
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Can you see your own willy?drama
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Re: im having gastric bypass surgery tomorrow, current weight 482 pds, ask me a ?
I feel bad for you. My oldest - weighs more than you do.....he is slowly losing the weight - about 40 pounds so far, by eating right, and working on his feet all day long. EMOTIONAL turmoil is the main cause of massive weight gain...

He is not diabetic...just Large. But eventually the weight will take it's toll...probably on the knees first.

This surgery- could be life-changing for you. It is also dangerous. I assume you know this. I know 2 people who have had this surgery....lost MASSIVE weight, and are very healthy. Do EXACTLY what the doctors and nutritionists tell you to do and you will be FINE.
Myself - I am a small person.... 5 foot 2, and about 120.

Be CALM.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU. hf

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So when did You come to the conclusion that You were a fat ass? I came to that conclusion when I hit 230 and I definitely feel much more comfortable around 220.
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I weigh 482, you think I am diabetic? I am over 125 sugar count (fasting) enough times to make three people diabetic
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My main concern about getting the surgery is since you intake so little food how do you make sure you're getting adequate nutrition and, most importantly to me, how do you stay regular?
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You don't get what you need.

You'll be on a liquid diet for weeks after, your skin will get dry, hair loss is very common and you'll both hate yourself and love yourself at the same time.

Also, if your married, you'll have a 82% chance of divorce within 2 years of the surgery date.

It's called "Divorce Surgery" for a reason. And that includes sleeve and lap band too.
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So when did You come to the conclusion that You were a fat ass? I came to that conclusion when I hit 230 and I definitely feel much more comfortable around 220.
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Unless you the next Mr. Olympia or 6'10", you're still a fat ass.
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As a health care provider I can tell you now you WILL have complications and will require more surgeries in the future. Prepare yourself.
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Re: im having gastric bypass surgery tomorrow, current weight 482 pds, ask me a ?
how you doing?
What type did you have?
I had the sleeve
I had it this past Tuesday.
I was about 100 less than you starting out.
I had some issues the 2nd day in the hospital and am still sore.

Good luck
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How many twinkies can you currently snort?
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What are you going to do in 30 years time when the size of your stomach is insufficient to provide nutrition for your body? How are you going to deal with that death sentence?

And older person with a complete stomach still has difficulty getting the nutrition they need.

Do you even realise this?

One more question.... How are you not aware that simply bot earing will lose your weight. Let me guess, everyone has been telling you to eat something to lose weight?
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I weigh 482, you think I am diabetic? I am over 125 sugar count (fasting) enough times to make three people diabetic
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Stop eating

Drink water
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As a health care provider I can tell you now you WILL have complications and will require more surgeries in the future. Prepare yourself.
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Don't do it

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One more question.... How are you not aware that simply bot earing will lose your weight. Let me guess, everyone has been telling you to eat something to lose weight?
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How exactly does putting ears onto robots make one lose weight?

Do you just glue them on?..Staples?....does the type of adhesive make a difference in the amount of weight loss?

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What are you going to do in 30 years time when the size of your stomach is insufficient to provide nutrition for your body? How are you going to deal with that death sentence?

And older person with a complete stomach still has difficulty getting the nutrition they need.

Do you even realise this?

One more question.... How are you not aware that simply bot earing will lose your weight. Let me guess, everyone has been telling you to eat something to lose weight?
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Bot earing= not eating.
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What are you going to do in 30 years time when the size of your stomach is insufficient to provide nutrition for your body? How are you going to deal with that death sentence?

And older person with a complete stomach still has difficulty getting the nutrition they need.

Do you even realise this?

One more question.... How are you not aware that simply bot earing will lose your weight. Let me guess, everyone has been telling you to eat something to lose weight?
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Bot earing= not eating.
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...that makes more sense.jay
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One more question.... How are you not aware that simply bot earing will lose your weight. Let me guess, everyone has been telling you to eat something to lose weight?
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How exactly does putting ears onto robots make one lose weight?

Do you just glue them on?..Staples?....does the type of adhesive make a difference in the amount of weight loss?
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It's difficult but it can be done.
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I have a feeling we've been hit and run.
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Who was your boss that said "I need a fatboy"? so you got paid to overeat and commit civil martyrdom on the slab for your country? And then if your fatboy doesn't work as promised, to sue the hospital, just like your admin told you to do.

When you could have gone to the boston marathon from the comfort of your micdonalds restaurant and watch black hat man for backpack boy watch you and the scream queen behind the counter? moneymoneymoney.

How long has it been since you've seen your own underbelly?

Have you checked your thyroid before going under the knife? The tests say normal, they lied, up the thyroid pill instead and kill your syngenta bread.
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Why a bypass instead of a sleeve or a lap band?

Bypass has a yuuuuge rate of complications.

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A lady had this done in my area. She lost all the weight and stayed that way for years. She had a fat slob son and his ginormous girlfriend living with her. Everyone worked so you can't say they were deadbeats. They just ate a lot. She ended up just as fat as them again.
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Who was your boss that said "I need a fatboy"? so you got paid to overeat and commit civil martyrdom on the slab for your country? And then if your fatboy doesn't work as promised, to sue the hospital, just like your admin told you to do.

When you could have gone to the boston marathon from the comfort of your micdonalds restaurant and watch black hat man for backpack boy watch you and the scream queen behind the counter? moneymoneymoney.

How long has it been since you've seen your own underbelly?

Have you checked your thyroid before going under the knife? The tests say normal, they lied, up the thyroid pill instead and kill your syngenta bread.
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Oh you just reminded me of my nonproliferation friend from Lancaster. He works round the clock to make it look like an accident and he was in town the other day. Beautiful. They tried to penalize me for reading public material about physics. Georgia state plus USA equals mudpuddle for jesus in california as your children evolve to have webbed toes because scientists knew what they were doing in upfuckyoushima.
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Re: im having gastric bypass surgery tomorrow, current weight 482 pds, ask me a ?
Who was your boss that said "I need a fatboy"? so you got paid to overeat and commit civil martyrdom on the slab for your country? And then if your fatboy doesn't work as promised, to sue the hospital, just like your admin told you to do.

When you could have gone to the boston marathon from the comfort of your micdonalds restaurant and watch black hat man for backpack boy watch you and the scream queen behind the counter? moneymoneymoney.

How long has it been since you've seen your own underbelly?

Have you checked your thyroid before going under the knife? The tests say normal, they lied, up the thyroid pill instead and kill your syngenta bread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16536753


Oh you just reminded me of my nonproliferation friend from Lancaster. He works round the clock to make it look like an accident and he was in town the other day. Beautiful. They tried to penalize me for reading public material about physics. Georgia state plus USA equals mudpuddle for jesus in california as your children evolve to have webbed toes because scientists knew what they were doing in upfuckyoushima.
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My bad, he worked for a private company in Valencia California, not Lancaster.

I just saw another stage family walk in, courtesy caltech moms of berkeley and other caltech places, that vaccinate their children to death and cancer for dodoheads, they walk right in and they hope to catch a backpack sunrise for physicians partners army usa research. look mom, then we all die. I've been to hollywoods too.

well since they timed my driving reflexes about a month ago, with earl baumgartner with ncis I think almost running me over, and then betty of ohio wrote off the shit and nsa lined the halls around with their billionaire wives club in the mainstreat durant. the screamer girls all grown up working at my bank and my 75/69 fwy hometown.

maybe it's hot maybe it's not. I'd say the dhs plastic coffin were to hide their lied-about soldiers. oh hey it's an israeli soldier that narrowly escaped death in a video too.

I'd say my momma was trying to kill me. momma hillary clinton and the navy behavioral health research section chief, he's a demon not a person for places like Sunovion and pills like ...well anystate, so how to go to gov'nor when he saluted the warflag? and the DA is navychick too. dingdongditch usa. I'm a theorist not a warman. it is probably retaliation for reporting those chechen rebels for Lovell in town, exercise because I'm still alive, eh?

I had 14 experiments done in my life about my person from Navy to me, and that's without the zozo phenomenon where the little youth pay themselves to youtube. if you talk, they send the army to kill you.

The dress I wear, I inspired. The movie in the theatre, I inspired, the ring on my finger from cato, they hated others to get there. aw shit guys I love y'all too much to watch you kill me. I died already and you saw it in the ufos out there. because there is no zero, there is only one. Baal is dead his temple is gone and the white kids of eurocentrism are going to be rotted up the spine butt first.
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Re: im having gastric bypass surgery tomorrow, current weight 482 pds, ask me a ?
This surgery is not for everyone. there is no one size fits all for weight loss.
Sometimes you have to balance your quality of life and life expectancy overweight vs having surgery

I studied up on it and spoke with 100s of people before doing it.
I was/am miserable and could not loose weight and keep it off.

I was surprised to learn I was one of the smaller people that was planning on doing it in my area.
I had almost talked myself out of it, then in a store I overheard a child say to his mom "that man is huge momma" she apologized for him but I told her he was right and sometimes being straightforward is a good thing.

For people that do not realize it, after a while your stomach will stretch some so that you can eat enough to live


everyone will have some type issue at some point in their life. The thing to do is try and do what is best.
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As a health care provider I can tell you now you WILL have complications and will require more surgeries in the future. Prepare yourself.
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OP not to scare you either but be sure you are truly ready and did research of complications, nutrient deficiencies, loose skin...all that is a factor...





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