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If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?

 
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If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
My next door neighbor is pretty hot. Today she was wearing a shirt with a plunging neckline. She looked really good. She and I were talking and her kid was at her feet. A couple of times she had to bend down to help the kid with something and the view was amazing. Nice, big C or D cups in a cute little silver bra. The plunge was so great that I could see her belly button, if you know what I mean. The shirt fell freely away and I could see her whole chest.

So, is there any way for me to thank her for the show without being a perv? I'm happily married and would never cheat. She and my wife are pretty good friends. I know that her marriage is on the rocks and that she and her husband only get it on about once every couple of months. She told my wife that the last time she tried to come on to her man he couldn't get it up. Poor fat cuck. I would not touch her. But I'd love to keep getting a show when I see her. How do I say thank you?
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04/22/2017 12:32 AM
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Just keep staring in that General Direction every time you meet up, DAH!
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Fucking pussy man up n whip to dick out
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Motorboat is the customary cleavage compliment.
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04/22/2017 12:36 AM
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Cleavage exposure is only meant for the top 20% of men (based on looks, height, and build). It's not even meant for a 7/10 who's 5'10" and has a full head of hair. Sad but true.
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04/22/2017 12:37 AM
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
My next door neighbor is pretty hot. Today she was wearing a shirt with a plunging neckline. She looked really good. She and I were talking and her kid was at her feet. A couple of times she had to bend down to help the kid with something and the view was amazing. Nice, big C or D cups in a cute little silver bra. The plunge was so great that I could see her belly button, if you know what I mean. The shirt fell freely away and I could see her whole chest.

So, is there any way for me to thank her for the show without being a perv? I'm happily married and would never cheat. She and my wife are pretty good friends. I know that her marriage is on the rocks and that she and her husband only get it on about once every couple of months. She told my wife that the last time she tried to come on to her man he couldn't get it up. Poor fat cuck. I would not touch her. But I'd love to keep getting a show when I see her. How do I say thank you?
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Do you honestly believe she didn't know what she was doing or that you liked it?

She knew. Women always know.
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04/22/2017 12:38 AM
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"Nice shirt; looks good on you."
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04/22/2017 12:39 AM
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Well at least you realize you are a perv...Congrats!
To acknowledge is the first step down a rocky road with a cliff called divorce court.

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Not an issue, what does a fisherman cast a lure for?
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04/22/2017 12:47 AM
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
"You look nice today"

Keep it subtle, they know what you mean

Works for me!
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
My next door neighbor is pretty hot. Today she was wearing a shirt with a plunging neckline. She looked really good. She and I were talking and her kid was at her feet. A couple of times she had to bend down to help the kid with something and the view was amazing. Nice, big C or D cups in a cute little silver bra. The plunge was so great that I could see her belly button, if you know what I mean. The shirt fell freely away and I could see her whole chest.

So, is there any way for me to thank her for the show without being a perv? I'm happily married and would never cheat. She and my wife are pretty good friends. I know that her marriage is on the rocks and that she and her husband only get it on about once every couple of months. She told my wife that the last time she tried to come on to her man he couldn't get it up. Poor fat cuck. I would not touch her. But I'd love to keep getting a show when I see her. How do I say thank you?
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04/22/2017 12:49 AM

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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Ask your wife.

Kidding aside, you're taking bait that hides a barbarous hook. Cannot count the number of guys who've told me their affair began with innocent business lunch, carpools, etc.

If your story is accurate, she's a hurting person.

Smartest move? Tell your wife what happened and how you felt.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Short answer? No.

Long answer? Negative.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Ask your wife.

Kidding aside, you're taking bait that hides a barbarous hook. Cannot count the number of guys who've told me their affair began with innocent business lunch, carpools, etc.

If your story is accurate, she's a hurting person.

Smartest move? Tell your wife what happened and how you felt.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Serious question: what good would that do? "Honey, the next door neighbor gave me quite a show today. Not gonna lie. It turned me on."
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Stick your Butt in her face and show her your Ass-Crack...

Tell her that's the best you can do?
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Keep your mouth shut.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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Yep. Quietly enjoy the shows she gives.
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sounds like..
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04/22/2017 01:18 AM

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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Ask your wife.

Kidding aside, you're taking bait that hides a barbarous hook. Cannot count the number of guys who've told me their affair began with innocent business lunch, carpools, etc.

If your story is accurate, she's a hurting person.

Smartest move? Tell your wife what happened and how you felt.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Serious question: what good would that do? "Honey, the next door neighbor gave me quite a show today. Not gonna lie. It turned me on."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74736993


It could eliminate any chance of destroying your marriage with an emotionally needy neighbor using you for attention. It would alert your wife that her friend might be baiting you. Leave out the turned on comment if it's awkward.

In complete honesty, I tactfully tell my wife when I notice others because it throws cold water on the idea. Fun? No. But once you experience transparency, it establishes a level of trust and respect that's difficult to describe. And I'm not claiming perfection here.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Ask your wife.

Kidding aside, you're taking bait that hides a barbarous hook. Cannot count the number of guys who've told me their affair began with innocent business lunch, carpools, etc.

If your story is accurate, she's a hurting person.

Smartest move? Tell your wife what happened and how you felt.
 Quoting: SoulWinner


Serious question: what good would that do? "Honey, the next door neighbor gave me quite a show today. Not gonna lie. It turned me on."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74736993


Might get you a threesome?? Nothing ventured nothing gained
We do not learn from history because our studies are brief and prejudiced. In a surprising manner, 250 years emerges as the average length of national greatness. This average has not varied for 3,000years. The stages of the rise and fall of great nations seem to be:
The Age of Pioneers , The Age of Conquests ,The Age of Commerce ,The Age of Affluence ,The Age of Intellect ,The Age of Decadence.
Decadence is marked by: Defensiveness, Pessimism, Materialism,Frivolity An influx of foreigners The Welfare State A weakening of religion. Decadence is due to: Too long a period of wealth and power, Selfishness Love of money ,The loss of a sense of duty.
The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors. Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes. - Sir John Glubb The Fate of Empires
We are at the end of the Age of Decadence heading into COLLAPSE
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Steer convo to breast feeding. Youre welcome.
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No, unless you can make her laugh. Make her laugh.
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With the stealth and sleight of hand of a magician, strap a cucumber to your inner thigh.
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You said cheating is off the table. Keep your mouth shut.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Easy. Just have your wife tell her.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Cleavage exposure is only meant for the top 20% of men (based on looks, height, and build). It's not even meant for a 7/10 who's 5'10" and has a full head of hair. Sad but true.
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damn, feels good to be in the top 20%.

'cause its definitely meant for me. It bothers women if they DON'T catch me admiring their cleavage.
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The her she has a nice rack.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Dude most women are more perv than any man. Don't listen to the media bullshit.

If the girl really likes you, she will do ANYTHING.
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From my experience, a slight smile (of the non-creepy variety lol),
... and a nod of approval usually goes a long way..
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Re: If a woman exposes her cleavage to you, is there anyway to let her know that you liked it without coming across as a total perv?
Motorboat is the customary cleavage compliment.
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