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UNITED DREAMLINER FLIGHT UA839 EMERGENCY LANDING LOS ANGELES NOW

 
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UNITED DREAMLINER FLIGHT UA839 EMERGENCY LANDING LOS ANGELES NOW
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LIVE United Dreamliner #UA839 to Sydney is entering holding pattern before returning to Los Angeles radarbox24.com/flight/UA839
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
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They heard a VIP missed the flight and are now returning to LA to forcibly remove one of their lesser paying customers.
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LIVE United Dreamliner #UA839 to Sydney is entering holding pattern before returning to Los Angeles radarbox24.com/flight/UA839
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Anyone squished yet?
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
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As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
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As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
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I've never taken a shit on a plane and don't think I ever would. For my sake and the other passengers.
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
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As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
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According to some of the recent complaints againstUnited, they don't clean very well between flights. A customer was forced to sit in a urine soaked seat the whole flight even though there were empty and available dry ones.
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
 Quoting: jake


As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


According to some of the recent complaints againstUnited, they don't clean very well between flights. A customer was forced to sit in a urine soaked seat the whole flight even though there were empty and available dry ones.
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo

They don't like people changing seats for one reason. It's the same reason why they want people to wear safety belts all the time (did you really think it was about safety?).

If there's a disaster, they want to be able to identify people based on the seat their corpse is tied to.
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
 Quoting: jake


As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


I've never taken a shit on a plane and don't think I ever would. For my sake and the other passengers.
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Sometimes people don't have a choice. You never know when the wrong side of food poisoning will kick in or something.
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The bathrooms probably broke. Can you imagine that long of a flight with broken bathrooms?
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
 Quoting: jake


As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


According to some of the recent complaints againstUnited, they don't clean very well between flights. A customer was forced to sit in a urine soaked seat the whole flight even though there were empty and available dry ones.
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Duuuude, that's not cool. Glad I never fly United. I flew Delta once and had a steady drip of water on me all flight. There were no other seats I could switch to. It didn't inspire confidence
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would be kinda fun to do that to a bunch of Aussies though
 Quoting: jake


As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


I've never taken a shit on a plane and don't think I ever would. For my sake and the other passengers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62896600


Sometimes people don't have a choice. You never know when the wrong side of food poisoning will kick in or something.
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


In most instances there's a choice.. garbage in garbage out and all that, just don't eat junk. I fly a lot and only got caught out once on a trip back from Bali. 5 1/2hrs of cold sweats, shivering and much teeth clenching. I'll spare you the details of what happened when I got home but got home I did. No other passangers knew what terror they were spared that day but not all heroes wear capes, how were they to know?

... anyway sorry, don't mean to derail the thread.. have 5* OP
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LIVE United Dreamliner #UA839 to Sydney is entering holding pattern before returning to Los Angeles radarbox24.com/flight/UA839
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If it's United, they're probably going to throw someone off or kill a rabbit.

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As long as I didn't have to clean the plane afterward, it would be hilarious!
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


I've never taken a shit on a plane and don't think I ever would. For my sake and the other passengers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62896600


Sometimes people don't have a choice. You never know when the wrong side of food poisoning will kick in or something.
 Quoting: a Dude, not THE Dude


In most instances there's a choice.. garbage in garbage out and all that, just don't eat junk. I fly a lot and only got caught out once on a trip back from Bali. 5 1/2hrs of cold sweats, shivering and much teeth clenching. I'll spare you the details of what happened when I got home but got home I did. No other passangers knew what terror they were spared that day but not all heroes wear capes, how were they to know?

... anyway sorry, don't mean to derail the thread.. have 5* OP
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Hijaking.?
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Hijaking.?
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The twitter link said no emergency sqwark and landed back at LAX. I did a quick Internet search for the flight number and it's happened a few times. Now the TSA can grobe everyone again.





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