I'm going to make a move on my wife's sister tonight....on my anniversary

So today is my 5 year wedding anniversary and my wife is traveling over the weekend on business. I am going to go for the ultimate conquest and try to bang her better looking younger sister tonight.

Her sister is a perfect 10 and truth be told, a bit of a slut. She's been dropping multiple hints to me for months now and is "stopping by" the house today.

Honestly I don't even feel bad about it. After the wife popped out 2 babies she packed on over 50 pounds....no thanks. It won't be the first time I've cheated on her and likely won't be the last, lol.

Best part, I sent flowers to the wife's hotel today. Hahahaha LOL. Little does the cow know I'm about to turn her sister into a pin cushion tonight.