Here is one I just thought of--I'm sure you guys
can do BETTER than mine! (This image isn't one of
the choices...just thought it would be fun.)


"Professor Langdon...Ron Howard paid you a couple
million dollars so you have to run around
PARIS for 3 years filming the "DaVinci Code"
(all based on "fake news")...and all the time the
really JUICY "scoop" was the Fatima story in Portugal!
You got fooled!"

FOLLOW THE MONEY!


Cheers!
O'sCookie