I heard someone fart during a moment of silence at school

When Clinton dies, I want to rip one during her moment of silence. Pay my respects.

Thats nothing, i once farted during mass. The priest paused to consider and then continued. It was unintentional, but i was thinking about something and not considering where i was, i let it rip.

I'll stick yer nose up my crack and inflate yer head like a methane balloon..

Mass gass

Simon and Garfunkle were not amused...

I remember some kid in my class would always fart during assembly, smirk and shamelessly take credit for it. It was fucking embarrassing on every level, but utterly hilarious too, esp seeing how red faced the headmaster was haha