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Edited: 5-26-2017

CONTEST WINNER: "JustAlittleBad" has received his upgrade
5-29-2017 Thanks everyone for their contributions to the
thread! Great entries and lots of laughs!
cheers
TheOracle'sCookie

This CAPTION/MEME CONTEST is a spin-off to my current thread
on the DNA Manipulation link to the new film "Alien Covenant."
If you are at a loss for a caption (or MEME) to the image
you might find ideas in this link:
Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video

TheNOW

Well....like the CLOCK says...the Contest is now CLOSED.


Please feel free to continue to enjoy your captions/Memes
for the Image...but I've made my choices for the up-grade
and green karma awards! Entries were imaginative and funny
--really great turn out--THANKS EVERYONE! O'sCookie


WINNER FOR THE 1-MONTH UP-GRADE IS:

"Justalittlebad" with his/her entry:


"This must be Hillary's basement!" (page 2)
[This entry has some philosophical spin-offs, by
the way...since much of what we saw with Clinton's
campaign had the same "morphing" aspect as the black-
goo causing Xenomorphs...but it turned on her, and
now SHE is one!] Thanks Justalittlebad! Great job!

GREEN KARMA FOR RUNNERS-UP INCLUDE:

BombdeeBomb 1 green karma (entry page 1) "We've been Foolish!"
Comedian:D 1 green karma (entry page 2) It's Russians
Deadpool Loves You 1 green karma (entry page 1)
Estoterica 1 green karma (entry page 2)
Black Knight 1 green karma (entry page2)

"Special Mention" to no blue-named A.C's
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Anonymous Coward (page 1)
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LATE ENTRY (5-27-2017)
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Very funny!

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CAPTION/MEME THIS ALIEN COVENANT/PROMETHEUS IMAGE!


This is a contest for a 1-month "Trial Free-Up-grade" for
A.C.'s with a BLUE NAME (only.) Already up-graded members
will receive "honorable mention" and green karma for their
entries. Sorry...without a blue name, I cannot up-grade A.C.'s.
(BLUE NAME registation is free to non-registered A.C.'s so,
get busy!)

THIS CONTEST IS TO "CAPTION THIS IMAGE"

:DavidSaysWAT:
FairUSE
(Please identify which person--or all 3--is
speaking in your caption entry.)

This scene is from the 2012 Ridley Scott Movie
"Prometheus"--the prequel to the current "Alien Covenant"
movie which just came out last week.

You can use any CAPTION (from one or more Prometheus crew
members in the image above)...but please make it relavent
to either the Prometheus storyline or the Alien Covenant
storyline (you can watch the official trailers I provide
below if you haven't yet seen either movie yet.)


WINNER/S WILL BE ANNOUNCED BEFORE MIDNIGHT E.S.T. 5-26-2017


This thread will be monitored, so please keep your captions
at least "parental guidance suggested" level! TY

HELPS FOR YOUR CAPTION:


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
Prometheus Official Trailer 2012


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
Alien Covenant Official Trailer 2017


NEW video below concerns Alien Covenant and the original
"black goo" drank by the Engineer *(opening scene from
2012 Prometheus movie.) YouTube author makes a good argument
...There must be at least TWO BLACK GOO FORMULAS--with one
(the Engineer's drink) only rearranging DNA to create some
new organism...while the other gives a total "reset"--what
might be used before a planet gets terraformed and "re-seeded (as seen in Prometheus 2):



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
Fast-Forward to 3:30 min mark for "Mr.H's" "take"
that the Engineer who drank the black goo at the
beginning of Prometheus was a DIFFERENT "goo" from
the Alien Covenant's black goo (since Alien Covenant's
black goo wiped out all life forms on the Engineer's
planet--even insects! THAT would be a pre-terraforming
formula.)


HOW DID DR. SHAW & "DAVID" KNOW WHERE TO GO (PLANET
CALLED "PARADISE") AT THE END OF "PROMETHEUS" MOVIE?
(They never let us in on this one...but surprise, surprise
this ONE ITEM is the "smoking gun" IMHO that SOME movie
scripts that are FICTION actually do include "clues" from
discoveries that are leading-edge science we have NOT
been informed about. See the video below--MIND BLOWING
and IT'S NOT FICTION, EITHER!)


WAYNE HERSHEL'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE "PROMETHEUS"
SERIES...WAS LOCATION OF "PARADISE" (FOR ALIEN COVENANT)
(Prometheus 2012 and Alien Covenant--prequel to Prometheus 5-2017) Author "The Hidden Records" with webpage:
[link to www.TheHiddenRecords.com]



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE


Threads about Prometheus or Alien Covenant:


Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video
TheOracle'sCookie's thread on Alien Covenant movie and
DNA Manipulation hinted to with Ridley Scott's choice of
LOGO/CREW PATCH.

Thread: PROMETHEUS: The SPIRITUAL Side / Unleashing the GENIE in the Bottle!
Former GLP member thread on "Prometheus Genie Jars"


GOOD LUCK! (TheOracle'sCookie will start the ball rolling
with a caption in Post #2!)


Special NOTE:
Up-grade for the Blue Name A.C. will be made
the week of 6-5-2017 when my next funds come in.
TY for your patience, TheOracle'sCookie

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Introduction material continued here Post #2:
This is TheOracle'sCookie's entry--I need an up-grade
too!


THIS CONTEST IS TO "CAPTION THIS IMAGE"

:DavidSaysWAT:

Dr. Shaw: "I have a really bad feeling about
this room & those JARS, you guys."

Dr. Holloway (Charlie): "YOU have a bad feeling, Shaw
--your buddy, David, is turning me into a Xenomorph
...You really need to stop TRUSTING this android...he's
got a Messianic Complex!"

David: "Please doctors...I have this WHOLE
PLACE under my control...I am the GOD
NOW.



Good luck!

cheers

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Dervish Oracle
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Is that an entry or an insult? lol! By the way,
I am the "cookie"...not the Oracle. I would never
presume her station. Besides...I give chocolate chips
NOT predictions.

cheers
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Dervish Oracle
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Is that an entry or an insult? lol! By the way,
I am the "cookie"...not the Oracle. I would never
presume her station. Besides...I give chocolate chips
NOT predictions.

cheers
O'sCookie
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That's my entry sir. You have never given cause for insult as far as I'm concerned.
There's a 95% chance you are a candy ass uniparty tory.
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Donating green for the cause.
cheers
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David says:
-"My analysis of the black goo shows it is composed of collected engineers liberal's tears."

Charlie replies:
-"We are doomed!"

Elizabeth says:
-"We should delay tomato plants deployment then..."

:D
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David: "Don't be coy Dr. Shaw. He knows it was you. Androids don't fart."
I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job!

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David: "Don't be coy Dr. Shaw. He knows it was you. Androids don't fart."
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lol!

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Donating green for the cause.
cheers
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Thanks Marooned! Appreciate the support. I try
to use my greenies for the "greater good!"

hf
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"i knew it,robomont got here first!"
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Dervish Oracle
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!


Is that an entry or an insult? lol! By the way,
I am the "cookie"...not the Oracle. I would never
presume her station. Besides...I give chocolate chips
NOT predictions.

cheers
O'sCookie
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That's my entry sir. You have never given cause for insult as far as I'm concerned.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!



Well...thank you. Could you explain your entry
a little bit, I don't think that I am understanding
the context!

cheers
O'sCookie
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"i knew it,robomont got here first!"
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lol!

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Dervish Oracle
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Is that an entry or an insult? lol! By the way,
I am the "cookie"...not the Oracle. I would never
presume her station. Besides...I give chocolate chips
NOT predictions.

cheers
O'sCookie
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That's my entry sir. You have never given cause for insult as far as I'm concerned.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!



Well...thank you. Could you explain your entry
a little bit, I don't think that I am understanding
the context!

cheers
O'sCookie
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Dervish part (abstract) - dervishes aim to reach the source of all perfection. This is sought through abandoning one's earthly desires. The dervish spin their bodies in repetitive circles, seen as a symbolic imitation of planets in the Solar System orbiting the sun.

Oracle (abstract)- All oracles are cursed to some degree.


Is it a caption or meme? If it's a meme, I'll do something else.

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bitch in middle is saying to the other two, in a puzzled tone...

''What the fuck? Last I heard, this Islamic Death Metal concert was a total sell out! Where is everyone?''
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Is that an entry or an insult? lol! By the way,
I am the "cookie"...not the Oracle. I would never
presume her station. Besides...I give chocolate chips
NOT predictions.

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


That's my entry sir. You have never given cause for insult as far as I'm concerned.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!



Well...thank you. Could you explain your entry
a little bit, I don't think that I am understanding
the context!

cheers
O'sCookie
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie

Dervish part (abstract) - dervishes aim to reach the source of all perfection. This is sought through abandoning one's earthly desires. The dervish spin their bodies in repetitive circles, seen as a symbolic imitation of planets in the Solar System orbiting the sun.

Oracle (abstract)- All oracles are cursed to some degree.


Is it a caption or meme? If it's a meme, I'll do something else.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!


Good thing I am ONLY the cookie (in my Avatar pic...)
NOT the Oracle. I try hard to "be the right size" in
this life!

About Caption or meme....Do both...I'll give you extra credit!

Cheers!
O'sCookie
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i like aliens!
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Elizabeth: "I wouldn't want one of those swimming up my ass.".
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Elizabeth: "I wouldn't want one of those swimming up my ass.".
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Well put...

cheers

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Introduction material continued here Post #2:
This is TheOracle'sCookie's entry--I need an up-grade
too!


Did you guys see prometheus? ..ummm yeah Im ready to go!
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I am Nimrod "
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Did you guys see prometheus? ..ummm yeah Im ready to go!
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"The weed was so strong that I think we smoked ourselves to another planet sir."
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
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Meme
"My friends, we have been foolish."

Not that I will, but if I do win, please donate to sum1 else.

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David says:
-"My analysis of the black goo shows it is composed of collected engineers liberal's tears."

Charlie replies:
-"We are doomed!"

Elizabeth says:
-"We should delay tomato plants deployment then..."

:D
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:DavidSaysWAT:
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Meme
"My friends, we have been foolish."

Not that I will, but if I do win, please donate to sum1 else.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!


You are very generous to donate your win (if you win.)

And for your "meme" entry..."My friends, we have
been foolish." IS WAY ACCURATE!

There is a thread up today on GLP that talks about
how humanity has essentially "sealed our fate" by
putting up radio waves and "messages in a bottle"--like
Voyager 1 with its gold plaque and our DNA analysis
--as we ASSUME ALL E.T.'S are friendly (they aren't.)

Stephen Hawkings, by far one of the planet's smartest
men, has gone on record as being TOTALLY against our
taking this general "nice E.T.s" attitude and to STOP
with the messages and plaques out in space. He believes
if there are E.T.s visiting our planet, it will be
most likely because they have EXHAUSTED RESOURCES on
their own planet and are looking for supplies. They would
be inclined to TAKE WHAT THEY NEED BY FORCE and we would
be completely out-classed by technologies.

So...long story short...IMHO your meme is very good.

cheers
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:DavidSaysWAT:
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Meme
"My friends, we have been foolish."

Not that I will, but if I do win, please donate to sum1 else.
 Quoting: BombdeeBomb!


You are very generous to donate your win (if you win.)

And for your "meme" entry..."My friends, we have
been foolish." IS WAY ACCURATE!

There is a thread up today on GLP that talks about
how humanity has essentially "sealed our fate" by
putting up radio waves and "messages in a bottle"--like
Voyager 1 with its gold plaque and our DNA analysis
--as we ASSUME ALL E.T.'S are friendly (they aren't.)

Stephen Hawkings, by far one of the planet's smartest
men, has gone on record as being TOTALLY against our
taking this general "nice E.T.s" attitude and to STOP
with the messages and plaques out in space. He believes
if there are E.T.s visiting our planet, it will be
most likely because they have EXHAUSTED RESOURCES on
their own planet and are looking for supplies. They would
be inclined to TAKE WHAT THEY NEED BY FORCE and we would
be completely out-classed by technologies.

So...long story short...IMHO your meme is very good.

cheers
TheOracle'sCookie
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I thought that's where you were headed. I almost did a VGER with David instead of Dave

Sent a green to you for the cause as well.

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Now where would you hide a laptop and cellphones?





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