You guys ever talk to the guys that hang out at gas stations? They are conspiracy nuts | |
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Savvy Buyer! (OP) User ID: 71038621 United States 06/05/2017 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is that a yes? I mean if I go I want to know when it's going to happen so I can have my best slacks on and show these greys who the cool cats are. Plus I don't want to give up a night of getting hand touches up if I'm not going to get some space alien hand touches. Where do I go? The Savvy Buyer |
assmaster tittyfish supreme User ID: 71705528 Germany 06/05/2017 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | new hitler you should have seen all short mexicans at the truckstop last night when i went to buy my 211 a couple of them were HALF as tall as me, thats like 3 feet tall maxing out at 3 ft tall is pretty sad |
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Savvy Buyer! (OP) User ID: 71038621 United States 06/05/2017 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | omg LMAO Quoting: assmaster tittyfish supreme 71705528 new hitler you should have seen all short mexicans at the truckstop last night when i went to buy my 211 a couple of them were HALF as tall as me, thats like 3 feet tall maxing out at 3 ft tall is pretty sad This face tattoo guy was Mexican! Or Asian, either way He spoke English. But I wasn't near New Hitler? Is that in Texas? I really want to get on the ship as long as I can still nightwalk. I was told to Come here. Last Edited by Savvy Buyer! on 06/05/2017 02:35 PM The Savvy Buyer |
Lofty Elim User ID: 73781480 United States 06/05/2017 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First you have to be "SPECIAL". Are You "SPECIAL"?? Second if you are "SPECIAL", You've come to the "Right Spot". If NOT, that's ok there are some here that will give you those little hand touches you crave so much. Third try and touch my hand and I'll launch you into space myself. Fourth Welcome To GLP, you're gonna like it here. Fifth "Aliens are Real", if you are not "Special", take a number. Psalm33:3 Sing unto 'Him' a 'New Song'. Play 'SKILLFULLY' with a 'LOUD NOISE'. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 53397651 United States 06/05/2017 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's no secret that I'm a savvy buyer. I like to nightwalk and get hand touches from the half hot/half skank cashiers - you know they want it- but I take my time and eat my little Debbie snacks at the booth or outside (if there are no moths - I don't eat bugs) on the benches. Quoting: Savvy Buyer! Anyway these guys that sit there all day doing nothing but scratchers and complaining do have one cool thing going: they like there conspiracies. This one guy (not wearing slacks but denim shorts) has 7 face tattoos and said each tattoo is for each time he's been abducted by aliens. He said he gets all sorts of hand touches and a lot more like probes and stuff. He said next time he goes they're taking him to Antarctica. Some spaceship or portal down there. I asked how can I get that sounds cool says you can't you have to be chosen? Is this true? Anyway he told me to come here you guys can help me out. I just bought some apple pies but the manager is giving me the stink eye I think he knows I'm moving in on his lady cashiers. My hair is slicked back and I've got on cool slacks that I paid $2 for at the thrift store. Brand new - From Joseph's bank - had tags still on 'em. I'll resell those at my yard sale for $5. I rent my pants. |