Next time your dim a** gets to grillin burgers do this ya h*m*.

With 2 minutes left put 1/4 slice of Velveeta (lab created cheese food) on top. Place a small amount of pickled banana peppers on that and then the coup de gras my bald headed friend, two slices of extra sharp Wisconsin cheddar.

I should know because I used to drive through Wisconsin,

You're welcome dirtbag.