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Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2017 02:43 PM
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Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
Anyone else hate when the kids are out of school and you're forced into celibacy!

Hell, the kids stay up later than the wife and I and half the time one or both sleep in our room.

The best sex I've had in the last 2 weeks lasted 3 minutes and was in a walk-in closet. Can't wait for school to start back up.
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06/15/2017 02:46 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
Anyone else hate when the kids are out of school and you're forced into celibacy!

Hell, the kids stay up later than the wife and I and half the time one or both sleep in our room.

The best sex I've had in the last 2 weeks lasted 3 minutes and was in a walk-in closet. Can't wait for school to start back up.
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Make the kids sleep in their own rooms then, how hard is this?
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06/15/2017 02:48 PM
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And actually if they're old enough to have been "out of school" more than once they're enough to respect the marriage bed anyway.
the deplorable ar-15 nut

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06/15/2017 02:49 PM

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Who has the time when the fall guy is on?

A pissed off American veteran.
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06/15/2017 02:51 PM
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Agreed!!!!

Get to practice my "short game"....LOL
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06/15/2017 03:04 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
Anyone else hate when the kids are out of school and you're forced into celibacy!

Hell, the kids stay up later than the wife and I and half the time one or both sleep in our room.

The best sex I've had in the last 2 weeks lasted 3 minutes and was in a walk-in closet. Can't wait for school to start back up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66805680


Make the kids sleep in their own rooms then, how hard is this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75081993


LOL, coming from a Pakistani. You probably live in a 1 room hut, keep your wife covered up, and fuck your donkey.

In America we actually have family lives.
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06/15/2017 03:36 PM
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06/15/2017 03:39 PM
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thats why they invented camp!
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06/15/2017 03:41 PM

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thats why they invented camp!
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I think so too!

never knew why those places existed
you didn't write that post, someone else did it for you!
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06/15/2017 03:43 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
sex is for making babys you got your children your done
JypsieWind

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06/15/2017 03:45 PM

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Just close your door and lock it.

Unlock it when you're done.

Set up living room camp outs for the kids. Rent them movies or something.


You're the parents, they only sleep in your room because you let them.
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06/15/2017 03:48 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
Anyone else hate when the kids are out of school and you're forced into celibacy!

Hell, the kids stay up later than the wife and I and half the time one or both sleep in our room.

The best sex I've had in the last 2 weeks lasted 3 minutes and was in a walk-in closet. Can't wait for school to start back up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66805680


Make the kids sleep in their own rooms then, how hard is this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75081993


LOL, coming from a Pakistani. You probably live in a 1 room hut, keep your wife covered up, and fuck your donkey.

In America we actually have family lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73841053


I don't live in Pakistan you tard and sleeping with a kid who's at least 2 years into grade school could be called something other than a "family life", like weird. Or you being a mangina who lets your kid control your bed and sex schedule.
First Born Son

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06/15/2017 03:48 PM

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Buy them beer. Get em pass out drunk and then par-tay.

And remember how long a hang over lasted when you were a kid?

So you'll have at least 2 days of peace. /sarcasm

But yeah, I feel ya.
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06/15/2017 03:52 PM
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Just be inventive... but avoid further pregnancy... Or get a baby sitter and take you wife out to dinner then to a motel instead of a movie.

Just pretend your cheating...
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06/15/2017 03:53 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
Anyone else hate when the kids are out of school and you're forced into celibacy!

Hell, the kids stay up later than the wife and I and half the time one or both sleep in our room.

The best sex I've had in the last 2 weeks lasted 3 minutes and was in a walk-in closet. Can't wait for school to start back up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66805680


Make the kids sleep in their own rooms then, how hard is this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75081993


LOL, coming from a Pakistani. You probably live in a 1 room hut, keep your wife covered up, and fuck your donkey.

In America we actually have family lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73841053


cruise
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06/15/2017 04:37 PM
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Re: Summer Celibacy Sucks With Kids Out Of School
I find that joint showering works best and it saves water. I've fertilized the shower drain many of times. I'm surprised a damn baby hasn't popped out yet.
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06/15/2017 05:57 PM
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I find that joint showering works best and it saves water. I've fertilized the shower drain many of times. I'm surprised a damn baby hasn't popped out yet.
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u made me lmao haha
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06/15/2017 06:20 PM
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I find that joint showering works best and it saves water. I've fertilized the shower drain many of times. I'm surprised a damn baby hasn't popped out yet.
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pffft-spitsmoke