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Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off

 
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A 60-year-old man has died after a drunken fight with a pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers severed.

Farmer Miguel Anaya Pablo was rushed to hospital in Tuxtepec, Mexico, after suffering the horrific injuries, but medics were unable to save his life.

It is not known why he got into the fight with the animal.

The pig, which was in the patio of his home, bit off three of Pablo's fingers and bit his private parts, El Debate reports.

He was taken to the city's general hospital by anxious family members, but died on Sunday morning.

The drunken brawl with the pig happened on Friday morning after he had returned from a party.
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Pig sex
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
How did the pig get drunk?
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I'm sorry butepiclol
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Puny humans

Pigs are tough with razor sharp teeth. Everybody knows this.
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Puny humans

Pigs are tough with razor sharp teeth. Everybody knows this.
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ppig
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Wait, I got confused.....

PIGS HAVE FINGERS?!?!?!?!?
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smart pig. that ain't kosher.
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NEVER get together with a Pig that is a single mother!!! It never works out and could actually result in mutilation and death!!!
Are we there yet?

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Did he lose his fingers trying to pull it out?
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boar probably got his femoral artery. He didn't die from losing fingers and genitals.
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Pig sex
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I was thinking the same thing.

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That's why catch dogs wear kevlar... all pigs are dangerous.
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And Al Swearengen and Mr. Wu were not even involved.

.. Puts a new slant on swinging balls. Just saying.

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Mmmmmmmmmmm Bacon
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That's why catch dogs wear kevlar... all pigs are dangerous.
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.......BUT TASTEEEEEEEEEEEEchandler-bacon
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Ummm, is the pig gonna be OK, uncle Larry?

Yes, lil' Tommy the pig is gonna be fine for now, but I think he's next in line for the dinner table.
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
never fight a pig. They'll just bite off your dick and eat it.
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Hell hath no wrath like the fury of a pig scorned....
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Pig sex
 Quoting: AquaBrat


I was thinking the same thing.

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epiclol
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Pig sex
 Quoting: AquaBrat


I was thinking the same thing.

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bump

Now the pig will be put down for defending itself.
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
never fight a pig. They'll just bite off your dick and eat it.
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That pig won't playing around. Went straight for the junk.

Yeah, as others are saying, the guy came home drunk, mistook the pig for his wife, and tried to have sex with it. Lets be honest, after the age of 20, 90% of Mexican women can easily be mistaken for a pig after a 1/5 of tequila. Hell, guys wife probably set him up by putting a mumu on the pig.
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never fight a pig. They'll just bite off your dick and eat it.
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That pig won't playing around. Went straight for the junk.

Yeah, as others are saying, the guy came home drunk, mistook the pig for his wife, and tried to have sex with it. Lets be honest, after the age of 20, 90% of Mexican women can easily be mistaken for a pig after a 1/5 of tequila. Hell, guys wife probably set him up by putting a mumu on the pig.
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cruise
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Re: Farmer dies after drunken fight with pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers bitten off
Ninety-seven percent of pigs in the United States today are raised in factory farms, where they will never run across sprawling pastures, bask in the sun, breathe fresh air, or do anything else that comes naturally to them. Crowded into warehouses with nothing to do and nowhere to go, they are kept on a steady diet of drugs to keep them alive and make them grow faster, but the drugs cause many of the animals to become crippled under their own bulk.

But bacon is tasty?
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A typical slaughterhouse kills up to 1,100 pigs every hour, which makes it impossible for them to be given humane, painless deaths. The U.S. Department of Agriculture documented 14 humane slaughter violations at one processing plant, where inspectors found hogs who “were walking and squealing after being stunned [with a stun gun] as many as four times.” Because of improper stunning methods and extremely fast line speeds, many pigs are still alive when they are dumped into scalding-hot hair-removal tanks—they literally drown in scalding-hot water.
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thats why i gave up pork. theyre as sweet and smarter than ogs. if people only only knew. we have two sweet boys that are our lives.
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Should never get drunk. Remember moderation.

Last Edited by New Heart on 06/20/2017 12:36 AM
Never let the "Good One" down.
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thats why i gave up pork. theyre as sweet and smarter than ogs. if people only only knew. we have two sweet boys that are our lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74661799


I gave up pork 30+ years ago. Including bacon, of course.

Never missed that food at all.
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Should never get drunk. Remember moderation.
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well, they say pork is bad for you....
DOrolleyes
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Should never get drunk. Remember moderation.
 Quoting: New Heart


Certainly should not have been drinking with a pig.
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Should never get drunk. Remember moderation.
 Quoting: New Heart


well, they say pork is bad for you....
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If he wasn't drinking heavy he would be alive. Fools have to learn the hard way. Just the same as operating a wood chipper while being drunk. Nothing worse seeing than a fall down drunk.

Last Edited by New Heart on 06/20/2017 02:17 AM
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