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My gf just made me paint her nails

 
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My gf just made me paint her nails
Then she made me cook dinner and wash dishes because she didn't want to ruin her nails that I painted for her. I ended up doing it but she is pushing it!
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06/25/2017 08:22 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
cuck
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cuck
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hesright
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06/25/2017 08:35 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
You should have instead given her nails a quick, sloppy coat of whitewash, and then gone fishing with your buddy Huck.
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06/25/2017 08:39 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
You're a good BF, it's ok to do something nice for your partner now and again.
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
What sort of paint did you use?
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06/25/2017 08:54 PM
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What sort of paint did you use?
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Same kind he huffs

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06/25/2017 09:00 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
Just as long as she was naked it's perfectly fine.
If not...meh
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06/25/2017 09:05 PM
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She got you good

Hand in that man card
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06/25/2017 09:07 PM
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Wow! What an ass!😂😂😂
Stop that shit!
whatever
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06/25/2017 09:13 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
Now polish the bald head of the man in the boat.
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06/25/2017 09:16 PM
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
if you got a foot or hand fetish and you were role-playing then cool story bro.

if not then

troll
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06/25/2017 09:18 PM
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I bet she carries your balls in her purse, too.
F'n girly-boy.
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now shes gonna have a date with chad night that you gave her ur ballz
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
I just shaved my girls pussy yesterday and I don't mean the cat...

You poor bastard.
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You have it easy. I woke up a few days ago to find my girlfriend had painted my fingernails pink! wtf! She thought it was funny too.
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
Then she made me cook dinner and wash dishes because she didn't want to ruin her nails that I painted for her. I ended up doing it but she is pushing it!
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Fuck her first
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Did you give her a brazillian wax too?
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07/11/2019 12:46 PM
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you need to set it straight with him that is his job and fair is fair.
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Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you ,including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!
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07/11/2019 06:55 PM
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Now she's going to go have sex with her other boyfriend then after they have sex she's going to make him paint her toenails.
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Then she made me cook dinner and wash dishes because she didn't want to ruin her nails that I painted for her. I ended up doing it but she is pushing it!
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
i remember in junior high girls did this to guys too

this thread reminded me of a hot blonde women who painted her nails blue, another chick complemented her on the nails, before that i had never seen her paint her nails i wouldnt have guess she would have painted her nails, either way she is hot maybe ill pass by her work and buy something just to see if she's around scream

my mental health and sanity is dependent of and requires hot girls and bouncebbutt

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Fingers, toes, or both?
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07/11/2019 07:26 PM
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cuck
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he said that cuck dinner
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07/11/2019 07:30 PM
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Dont listen to the homos on here, theres nothin wrong with doin that shit for your girl.
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07/11/2019 07:31 PM
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You have it easy. I woke up a few days ago to find my girlfriend had painted my fingernails pink! wtf! She thought it was funny too.
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Lol that shit is funny...cool chick
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
Then she made me cook dinner and wash dishes because she didn't want to ruin her nails that I painted for her. I ended up doing it but she is pushing it!
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Thats cute of you.

A man who paints his girls nails is giving and sexy. I like it.

She owes you ;)
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07/11/2019 07:37 PM
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If you do a really bad job on purpose she'll never ask u again lol
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07/11/2019 07:39 PM
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HEY OP!

Bro... I used to give pedicures and killer hour long foot massages (or more if they wanted) to girlfriends and models I shot out in LA and Miami and let me tell you this.

Time and again, they would moan, ooh and ahh, saying how none of their other boyfriends did this, even getting turned on and wet when I'd deliberately press certain spots.

Do you think they'd honestly turn it down and go pay some woman to do it instead?

They didn't know I had a foot fetish, at first, but after I was so giving... I would receive dinners cooked for me, Threeways with their girlfriends (who I'd also give foot treatment and get foot play from... I always did up dark red nails too), handjobs and all the kink a man can enjoy!

Let me give any of you young guys a lesson or two on women.

- When you go to do something nice for one who is a giver and she refuses because she doesn't know how to receive, tell her, "There's the gift of giving and the gift of receiving. You're obviously a giver so you know how good it feels when you give or do something nice for someone. Well, without the gift of receiving, I can't be that giver." You just planted psychological defused mines all over her trust field that's right outside her trust wall of she's built from failed relationships. So far, so good.

- Why foot massages? You don't need to have a fetish for this one. It's several things in one and can be done within 5 minutes of meeting any woman, trust me.
One, feet are cleaner than hands. Most take a shower and put on clean socks. Hands? Touch the face and nose, door handles, bathroom fixtures, money, you get the idea.
Second, holding hands is considered intimate when holding for extended periods. Usually takes more than one date to get to this level of intimacy. A foot massage can be played off as therapeutic. Tell them your aunt taught you because she was a waitress and her feet always hurt and you were her favorite nephew as a result. Another cannonball launched are that wall there.
Third, like a car salesman, when you touch someone while using positive words, it's subliminal positive reinforcement. Paired with a slight smile and with every other moan you elicit, "Doesn't that feel good? More guys should do this for their girls". "BOOM! BOOM!" Double volley of suggestions that you make her feel good and possibly, should be her man.
Finally, when done, if she now looks like a relaxed moaning mess of pleasure end with, "That was a basic massage, I'm glad you liked it". Being inquisitive, women will often ask, "What's the advanced one like?" Oh, I could show you another time but it's a bit more intense, deeper and even intimate. Maybe if we get to know each other first, lol." Make sure you say it jokingly. If you did everything right up to this point, you should be playing "Just the tip" the next time you meet.

- Last bit of advice. Don't ever hold back or be embarrassed. Confidence is sexy, cockniess isn't. Know what YOU like to do and confidently get it from her what she likes as well. Know in the back of your head that some man, somewhere, is done with her for a reason, no matter how good looking she may be. If she's giving it up right away, use her and do everything you might be nervous with a woman out of fear she may think your odd. She's just a prop, like porn or your hand then. Get off and move on. If she's a keeper, she isn't giving it up so quickly and will have real qualities worth investing time in.
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Re: My gf just made me paint her nails
If you do a really bad job on purpose she'll never ask u again lol
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My ex did an awful job of painting my nails..so I just gave him clear polish to use on me which is impossible to fuck up.

OP's not getting out of this. Sorry
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