If they can make dia~onds in a lab why not oil

They can make oil, but it's not cost-effective.

Stop being cruel for once. Please.

They can.

There are methods to recycle some types of waste products and extract oil from it.

At least they are smarter than French people.

Why would we want to make oil?

Cavitation! Implosion! Its far cheaper, its just takes sound and water.

It's called Fischer-Tropsch synthesis
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The Fischer-Tropsch process is a collection of chemical reactions that converts a mixture of carbon monoxide and hydrogen into liquid hydrocarbons (a.k.a. "oil")

You can adjust the product distribution using the catalysts, temperature, and pressure.

Very long-chained hydrocarbons are waxes, which are solid at room temperature. These can be hydrocracked down to shorter chains such as oils and diesel.

You skipped high school chemistry, I assume???

if you really want to, you can generate the carbon monoxide and hydrogen from air and water.

That would not be cost effective at all.

Nature does a good job giving us biomass and fossil fuels.

Are you cuntless lately ?

get a horse !

It is probably possible. Requires radiation and high pressures.

Uever heard of coal oil?? It's been done for over 100 years. Germans used it for fuel oil for most is WWii

ever heard of fully synthetic motor oil?

My girl's hole makes lube.

Thats just hard oil, doesnt count.

Can they turn that into synthetic gas?

Like fuck seriously.

Shut up canada, youre not even a real state.

check out this fuck wit. doesn't know shit then all of a sudden stating what counts.

fuck retard

Die bully die

Thermal radiation (heat) yeah... not alpha/beta/gamma