Sam-aSlammer back at ya partner. I don't drink no stinkin city slicker beer from New York City ever, chokes a horse, gags a raging bull

That's right partner I been driving big rigs delivering Coors manly beer for 100 years. Here's me in my younger years delivering to Canada because up there in God's country they don't drink no stinkin slimy back alley brewed gutter warsh beer, ya with me?

Now pardner I ain't one to judge other beers but i figure you deserve to know the hidden truth bout where brand X is made, from left over diesel fumes, here it is, read em and weep

This explains something, the crew starts drinking that rotgut piss water Drano beer and the next thing you know the whole kitten-k-bootle blows itself up, I seen it a hundred times.

Last Edited by DGN on 07/09/2017 08:33 PM