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So, my math teacher wants to have sex with me... help!

 
4th Mesa

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What would you do?
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First, I'd learn how to construct a sentence.
Then, maybe how to construct a more plausible scenario....
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Quit jumping to conclusions OP. What makes you think he wants to have sex with you? Maybe he just wants a bj
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Yep. He wants to either give you a BJ or even better, a rim job.
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Well, how should I begin: It was six weeks ago on a Tuesday. I went to the hotel lobby to greet the baker and met my math teacher. He told me, that I wrote the best exam of our year and I will leave with an A in math. Made me happy, super happy, because I thought, that I made dozens of stupid mistakes, so in the heat of the moment I hugged him very "hard". First his hands were touching my back, but while I was talking and telling him, how happy I am, his hands wandered to my ass. He did not grab it very hard, but his hands were resting on my ass.

I did not know, what I should do in this moment, so I hugged him one or two seconds more and relesead the pressure afterwards. He had this disgusting, big grin on his face, he probably thought, that I liked it and told me with a greasy voice, that he would also help me, when I would left school. I wanted to show him the finger, but I was kinda parayzed there. Just nod and left a few moments later - he said something else I did not hear anymore.

Anyways after I left the hotel I became so fucking angry, that I wanted to return to him and punch the ugly grin out of his face. The last six weeks were so fucking hard for me, because he always looked at me like this, while I had this quiet unyielding anger.

Today he came up to me and ask me, if I would have any plans for the weekend. I told him, that I would go out with a few friends from my basketball team on Saturday. Then he asked me about Sunday. I asked him, why he wanted to know and he said, that he wants to clean his basement and needs a helping hand. He would provide food and stuff, but needs somebody, because some of the furniture is really heavy. I told him, that I think about it and will call him tomorrow.

I plan to piss in his basement, fuck up some stuff there, you know, just leaving a mark and release a bit of this anger. Maybe even let something fall on his feet or whatever... I can't let go, man. This fucking ass grab still makes me so fucking angry.

What would you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75228460


Your story doesn't add up.
Math teachers don't like trannys.
I call bsflag
Anonymous Coward
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07/20/2017 08:22 AM
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ah, the famous german sense of humour eh?

cruise

cant beat it!
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Well, how should I begin: It was six weeks ago on a Tuesday. I went to the hotel lobby to greet the baker and met my math teacher. He told me, that I wrote the best exam of our year and I will leave with an A in math. Made me happy, super happy, because I thought, that I made dozens of stupid mistakes, so in the heat of the moment I hugged him very "hard". First his hands were touching my back, but while I was talking and telling him, how happy I am, his hands wandered to my ass. He did not grab it very hard, but his hands were resting on my ass.

I did not know, what I should do in this moment, so I hugged him one or two seconds more and relesead the pressure afterwards. He had this disgusting, big grin on his face, he probably thought, that I liked it and told me with a greasy voice, that he would also help me, when I would left school. I wanted to show him the finger, but I was kinda parayzed there. Just nod and left a few moments later - he said something else I did not hear anymore.

Anyways after I left the hotel I became so fucking angry, that I wanted to return to him and punch the ugly grin out of his face. The last six weeks were so fucking hard for me, because he always looked at me like this, while I had this quiet unyielding anger.

Today he came up to me and ask me, if I would have any plans for the weekend. I told him, that I would go out with a few friends from my basketball team on Saturday. Then he asked me about Sunday. I asked him, why he wanted to know and he said, that he wants to clean his basement and needs a helping hand. He would provide food and stuff, but needs somebody, because some of the furniture is really heavy. I told him, that I think about it and will call him tomorrow.

I plan to piss in his basement, fuck up some stuff there, you know, just leaving a mark and release a bit of this anger. Maybe even let something fall on his feet or whatever... I can't let go, man. This fucking ass grab still makes me so fucking angry.

What would you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75228460


Ummmm. Not go
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07/20/2017 08:29 AM
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What would you do?
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Fuck him right in the pussy!
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Well, how should I begin: It was six weeks ago on a Tuesday. I went to the hotel lobby to greet the baker and met my math teacher. He told me, that I wrote the best exam of our year and I will leave with an A in math. Made me happy, super happy, because I thought, that I made dozens of stupid mistakes, so in the heat of the moment I hugged him very "hard". First his hands were touching my back, but while I was talking and telling him, how happy I am, his hands wandered to my ass. He did not grab it very hard, but his hands were resting on my ass.

I did not know, what I should do in this moment, so I hugged him one or two seconds more and relesead the pressure afterwards. He had this disgusting, big grin on his face, he probably thought, that I liked it and told me with a greasy voice, that he would also help me, when I would left school. I wanted to show him the finger, but I was kinda parayzed there. Just nod and left a few moments later - he said something else I did not hear anymore.

Anyways after I left the hotel I became so fucking angry, that I wanted to return to him and punch the ugly grin out of his face. The last six weeks were so fucking hard for me, because he always looked at me like this, while I had this quiet unyielding anger.

Today he came up to me and ask me, if I would have any plans for the weekend. I told him, that I would go out with a few friends from my basketball team on Saturday. Then he asked me about Sunday. I asked him, why he wanted to know and he said, that he wants to clean his basement and needs a helping hand. He would provide food and stuff, but needs somebody, because some of the furniture is really heavy. I told him, that I think about it and will call him tomorrow.

I plan to piss in his basement, fuck up some stuff there, you know, just leaving a mark and release a bit of this anger. Maybe even let something fall on his feet or whatever... I can't let go, man. This fucking ass grab still makes me so fucking angry.

What would you do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75228460


:youreafag:

:gaythread2:
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07/20/2017 08:38 AM
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This is easy OP, don't go & keep your distance from him. He misinterpreted your hug & thinks you are interested and/or gullible. Right now it was all perfectly innocuous, but if you voluntarily go to his home after he made you feel uncomfortable you are choosing to put yourself in a bad situation.

Had a professor make a pass at me in college- I just kept my distance and it was fine, these guys just try to take easy advantage of a perceived opportunity- they can't keep their jobs if they are too aggressive.
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07/20/2017 08:45 AM
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Well you're in Germany, so I'll assume he is muslim. Take him some bacon and he won't bother you again.
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07/20/2017 08:46 AM
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Re: So, my math teacher wants to have sex with me... help!
OP the Puffy Man Baby wants his little Asshole reamed by the Big Bad Math Teacher.

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07/20/2017 09:15 AM

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Does not compute.

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Troll thread!
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UR into Golden Showers?
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Is this some sort of a sick joke?
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No its some sort of gay joke

Hey, OP, your teacher's Indian class have somethin to say...

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ah, the famous german sense of humour eh?

cruise

cant beat it!
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rofl5
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07/20/2017 09:53 AM
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Let him stick it in your pi hole!!
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Who writes a paper for math? Anyway, are you saying that you did not earn the grade? Then yes, it sounds as though he has an unnatural interest in you.


Do not go help him. He is older, knows what he is doing, and has a lot more practice than you. Be careful of the milk and cookies! You may help him with the work but then he will use something to intice you like booze or porn or something taboo for your age.

Things have a way of backfiring. I doubt you will get the best of him, and, if you do, there goes the math grade.
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07/20/2017 10:37 AM
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He wants to divide your chocolate zero by his pink 1. I think it could work this time.
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Let him stick it in your pi hole!!
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^ beautifully done, sir ^

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These gay threads are making me nauseous.
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Probably a dude..and some liberal wants to corn the shit out of him
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Come on people, don t call me gay. I was just happy because of the math-thing.
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Are you a dude, or a girl?
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Writes like a dude and is big enough to lift heavy furniture.
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