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God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....

 
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God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived THREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap that nature has advanced, after the warmest winter ever measured in Europe.

In Southern Africa there was not such an event. So how could these birds know what was going on in Europe? Did they call the Weather Bureau?
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Did they call the Weather Bureau?
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no...they don't call the weather bureau...storks can't get their beaks on the buttons and the lil birds don't understand what the storks are talking about while they're carrying all the babies to their future homes...and...and...magnetics?
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
and...and...magnetics?
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Pathetic. The only refutal from God deniers, the official "science" of Evolution, the only thing allowed to be taught in schools and mass media, suggesting that this is about directions...
Again, this is about time... Clocks, not compasses...
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived THREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap that nature has advanced, after the warmest winter ever measured in Europe.

In Southern Africa there was not such an event. So how could these birds know what was going on in Europe? Did they call the Weather Bureau?
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Wow, that makes perfect sense and there's no other way I could explain that! You just converted me into a new, happy-shiny-smiley Christian! Yippe!
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Op, don't listen to the mockery of fools.

They're outnumbered and they know it. You can hear it in their 'voice'.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Op, don't listen to the mockery of fools.

They're outnumbered and they know it. You can hear it in their 'voice'.
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You may have me outnumbered, but you don't have me out-gunned.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Guess again.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Guess again.
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Ditto
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Wow, that makes perfect sense and there's no other way I could explain that! You just converted me into a new, happy-shiny-smiley Christian! Yippe!
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Now THAT was the funniest thing I have read in a long time...
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Arrgh, I'm surrounded! I'm going to go down fighting!

macgun
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I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this has to do with god.
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The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.

I believe I can see the future, 'cause I repeat the same routine. I think I used to have a purpose, but then again, it might have been a dream
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
and the time changed here three weeks earlier than normal, too..........coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this has to do with god.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make'm drink.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this has to do with god.


You can lead a horse to water but you can't make'm drink.
 Quoting: ashesand sackcloth


Sigh. I feel your pain. To me, its perfectly obvious what the OP meant about all this requiring God to tell the birds.

Unfortunately, I feel the same way about you as you do about poor Heidi.
There are maps of areas where the temperature was abnormal and by how much, and South Africa saw approximately the same changes as Europe.

Oh, the map I saw:

[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
"Unfortunately, I feel the same way about you as you do about poor Heidi"

Man I'm strait. Don't go there. lol
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
"Unfortunately, I feel the same way about you as you do about poor Heidi"

Man I'm strait. Don't go there. lol
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laugh
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Thanatos, I believe the Bible - but I'm not gonna spam ya! - I just wanted to say that your probably better of than most of the bible-speak slewing antichrists here on GLP.

Hopefully be seein' ya in paradise...
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Agreed. To win your soul for Christ would have a multiplier effect that amway would be jeilous of.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Agreed. To win your soul for Christ would have a multiplier effect that amway would be jeilous of.
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God may indeed spare the ignorant, but not the Antichrists that lead the sheep astray.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Agreed. To win your soul for Christ would have a multiplier effect that amway would be jeilous of.


God may indeed spare the ignorant, but not the Antichrists that lead the sheep astray.
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I gave up trying to disprove people's religions a while ago. However, if people present me with proof that God is real, then I have every right to start pointing out problems.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Would you agree that we are made more fine than the finest swiss watch?
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
and if you were to agree. I would say now suppose we have the pieces of a swiss watch in our hands here and we throw them against the curb. How many throws would it take you suppose to get the pieces to come together as a fine swiss watch again?

I don't believe no matter how many times you tried it would never come together as a working time piece, do you?

Again you will say " Whats that to do with this"

It takes a creator to form the watch and it takes a Masterful Creator to form us and the rest of creation around us. It's not happenstance. Not a lightning bolt in a test tube that will ever explain the beauty and wonder of this world and what was given us. Don't tell me there is no GOD. Your wasting your breath.

Booner
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Would you agree that we are made more fine than the finest swiss watch?
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Watches don't have appendixes, or repetitive junk DNA with almost no information content, or high frequencies of non-delta-32 CCR5 proteins. We may be more complex than anything ever built by humans, but we are by no means a perfect machine.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
I believe we were meant to be imortal. Perfect as you say.

The garden sene changed that.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
and if you were to agree. I would say now suppose we have the pieces of a swiss watch in our hands here and we throw them against the curb. How many throws would it take you suppose to get the pieces to come together as a fine swiss watch again?

I don't believe no matter how many times you tried it would never come together as a working time piece, do you?

Again you will say " Whats that to do with this"

It takes a creator to form the watch and it takes a Masterful Creator to form us and the rest of creation around us. It's not happenstance. Not a lightning bolt in a test tube that will ever explain the beauty and wonder of this world and what was given us. Don't tell me there is no GOD. Your wasting your breath.

Booner
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Of course not. Throwing watch parts is a bad analogy because they won't stick together. What you would need to get it is something more like organic molecules with a penchant for reacting with eachother, and some heat, and some electricity, and maybe some ultraviolet, and a really massive pot with a wide range of environments, and then you might build something.
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
BTW, are you saying that evolution in general is impossible, or just biogenesis?
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
I'll leave you to your lab then. lol
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worship worship KD
lol bricks
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
Thanks people for a really funny thread! I truly hope the OP was serious, because it is so much funnier that way!
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Re: God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived in EuropeTHREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap....
God deniers, how do you explain this? Storks and other birds arrived THREE weeks in advance. Exactly the same time gap that nature has advanced, after the warmest winter ever measured in Europe.

In Southern Africa there was not such an event. So how could these birds know what was going on in Europe? Did they call the Weather Bureau?
 Quoting: Creationist University 209413

What the fuck is this supposed to prove? chuckle





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