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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75253521 ![]() 08/01/2017 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | airlines should have tubes hooked to the engine, the stewardess gives the tubes to the passengers, the passengers put the tubes in their asses, the jet doesn't need any other fuel but flatulence, fart propelled Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28385893 Just feed the sheeple undigestable propaganda by visiting some internet forums. LOL |
BRIEF User ID: 65696907 ![]() 08/01/2017 10:07 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.miamiherald.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75315150 As a Spirit Airlines flight from Guatemala City landed in Fort Lauderdale Monday afternoon, the pilot reported an “unidentifiable odor” in the plane’s cockpit, officials said. Despite media reports of smoke on board, Spirit spokesman Paul Berry said “it was just an odor.” “No smoke was ever seen,” he said. “Everybody was fine.” There were 148 passengers aboard Flight 244, which landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at its scheduled time of 4:30 p.m. No one was injured, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport spokesman Greg Meyer said. I don't know but if they use propane for refrigeration or anything, he may have been thinking of a leak and not someone taking a dump in their pants. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. ![]() |
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X1811 User ID: 74892059 ![]() 08/01/2017 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The question is: Is the pilot the first who smelled the fart?? Quoting: FunnyStrange Because its common knowledge down thru history even that "He who smellt it, dealt it". Conversely, "he who denied it, supplied it." :Pepe590: All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69778177 ![]() 08/01/2017 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Airplane farts are what they sound like; it’s when a passenger or flight attendant farts on an airplane. Farting on an airplane is worse than farting anywhere else because the air in the cabin is trapped until the plane is depressurized. Basically, if you fart on a plane it can stick with the plane and its inhabitants until you land which may be anywhere from 1 to 16 hours depending on where you’re going. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70732847 ![]() 08/01/2017 01:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.miamiherald.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75315150 As a Spirit Airlines flight from Guatemala City landed in Fort Lauderdale Monday afternoon, the pilot reported an “unidentifiable odor” in the plane’s cockpit, officials said. Despite media reports of smoke on board, Spirit spokesman Paul Berry said “it was just an odor.” “No smoke was ever seen,” he said. “Everybody was fine.” There were 148 passengers aboard Flight 244, which landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at its scheduled time of 4:30 p.m. No one was injured, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport spokesman Greg Meyer said. Co-pilot drank some soured milk earlier and was percolating in his gut while he was attempting to gas it out in strategic fashion. |
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