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Spirit Airlines Jet lands in Fort Lauderdale as pilots smell fart in the cockpit

 
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Spirit Airlines Jet lands in Fort Lauderdale as pilots smell fart in the cockpit
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As a Spirit Airlines flight from Guatemala City landed in Fort Lauderdale Monday afternoon, the pilot reported an “unidentifiable odor” in the plane’s cockpit, officials said.

Despite media reports of smoke on board, Spirit spokesman Paul Berry said “it was just an odor.”

“No smoke was ever seen,” he said. “Everybody was fine.”

There were 148 passengers aboard Flight 244, which landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at its scheduled time of 4:30 p.m.

No one was injured, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport spokesman Greg Meyer said.
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08/01/2017 08:23 AM
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the majority of this flight passengers are from which country?
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08/01/2017 09:35 AM
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Nobody was injured?!

Yeah right! Tell that to passenger, Bobby Colby, who couldn't stop farting. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet!
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08/01/2017 09:37 AM
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airlines should have tubes hooked to the engine, the stewardess gives the tubes to the passengers, the passengers put the tubes in their asses, the jet doesn't need any other fuel but flatulence, fart propelled
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Misleading headline. The reality is that the pilot DIDN'T smell any farts, and thought something was wrong. One can only imagine that the fart-filled cabin of a plane from Guatemala City must smell like the sulfurous flames of perdition.
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I'm a smart feller,
Yer a fart smeller!
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08/01/2017 10:04 AM
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that pilot sounds like a fart smella

i mean a smart fella
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08/01/2017 10:05 AM
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It was me.

It was so much false propaganda from the US Government, undigested.

Careful, this shit gives diarreah, mods.
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airlines should have tubes hooked to the engine, the stewardess gives the tubes to the passengers, the passengers put the tubes in their asses, the jet doesn't need any other fuel but flatulence, fart propelled
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Just feed the sheeple undigestable propaganda by visiting some internet forums. LOL
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[link to www.miamiherald.com]

As a Spirit Airlines flight from Guatemala City landed in Fort Lauderdale Monday afternoon, the pilot reported an “unidentifiable odor” in the plane’s cockpit, officials said.

Despite media reports of smoke on board, Spirit spokesman Paul Berry said “it was just an odor.”

“No smoke was ever seen,” he said. “Everybody was fine.”

There were 148 passengers aboard Flight 244, which landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at its scheduled time of 4:30 p.m.

No one was injured, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport spokesman Greg Meyer said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75315150


I don't know but if they use propane for refrigeration or anything, he may have been thinking of a leak and not someone taking a dump in their pants.
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The question is: Is the pilot the first who smelled the fart??
Because its common knowledge down thru history even that "He who smellt it, dealt it".
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08/01/2017 10:10 AM
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Goddamit I LOVE the smell of a good fart. Holy shit here comes another one.
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08/01/2017 10:11 AM
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It was the notorious terrorist, Hous bin Farteen in 1st Class. His brother I bin Farteen was in Coach.
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chemical and biological weapons have smells, some like geraniums, or fruit.
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I woulda been proud of creating such an event.
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08/01/2017 10:55 AM
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The question is: Is the pilot the first who smelled the fart??
Because its common knowledge down thru history even that "He who smellt it, dealt it".
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Goddamit I LOVE the smell of a good fart. Holy shit here comes another one.
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Holy shit is correct, I lost my grip.

Never trust a fart after age 50.
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Goddamit I LOVE the smell of a good fart. Holy shit here comes another one.
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Youre sick
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It was the notorious terrorist, Hous bin Farteen in 1st Class. His brother I bin Farteen was in Coach.
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LOL
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lol
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Lol

Serious leakage
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Whoever smelt it, dealt it !!
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08/01/2017 01:13 PM
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This begs the question: Are you fart sniffer or snorter?
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[link to thecaptainsmemos.com (secure)]

Airplane farts are what they sound like; it’s when a passenger or flight attendant farts on an airplane. Farting on an airplane is worse than farting anywhere else because the air in the cabin is trapped until the plane is depressurized. Basically, if you fart on a plane it can stick with the plane and its inhabitants until you land which may be anywhere from 1 to 16 hours depending on where you’re going.
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Anyone who works with equipment and machinery knows that your nose is an important line of defense. Not only will your nose tell you that something is burning (or simply getting hot), it will tell you what that thing is made of and likely where it's located around you.

All of the human senses are important when it comes to working safely.
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Ick, nast!
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Re: Spirit Airlines Jet lands in Fort Lauderdale as pilots smell fart in the cockpit
[link to www.miamiherald.com]

As a Spirit Airlines flight from Guatemala City landed in Fort Lauderdale Monday afternoon, the pilot reported an “unidentifiable odor” in the plane’s cockpit, officials said.

Despite media reports of smoke on board, Spirit spokesman Paul Berry said “it was just an odor.”

“No smoke was ever seen,” he said. “Everybody was fine.”

There were 148 passengers aboard Flight 244, which landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport at its scheduled time of 4:30 p.m.

No one was injured, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport spokesman Greg Meyer said.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75315150


Co-pilot drank some soured milk earlier and was percolating in his gut while he was attempting to gas it out in strategic fashion.
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New form of terrorism:

They surgically implant an agent's intestines with a chemical or biological agent. Then, mid-flight, he farts it out into the air. People think it's just bad gas...until folks start having seizures and foaming at the mouth!
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New form of terrorism:

They surgically implant an agent's intestines with a chemical or biological agent. Then, mid-flight, he farts it out into the air. People think it's just bad gas...until folks start having seizures and foaming at the mouth!
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