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Lakewood Church Finally Going to Let People in.

 
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Lakewood Church Finally Going to Let People in.
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Lakewood Church apparently bought countless air mattresses and are prepping to open their doors. Took a while but good news.
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looks like fucktard finally caved under the pressure.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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Why is he no good?
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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:jay:

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
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Fuck off, most people hate Christians nowadays but expect help? Id let you fucks drown too.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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Why is he no good?
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Reason #1, I can tell by looking at him, reason #2 is explained by Dace in the above post.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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:jay:

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
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*sigh*
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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jay

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
 Quoting: Dace


Fuck off, most people hate Christians nowadays but expect help? Id let you fucks drown too.
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he has 16,000 people pass the donation plate and send in their tithes but when a disaster strikes his 'flock' all he could do was lock his doors while posting a prayer and this..
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only letting people in now because of all the backlash today.

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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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GOOOODDDDAMMMMMMIT LAST ONE U R RIGHT johnnycruise
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And he teaches wishy-washy feel good positive thinking B's. Positive thinking don't help ppl in flooding areas, nor can it make you rich.or pay your bills.
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I'm so glad to see this. Some people might critisize him saying he should have done it sooner, but the disaster just happened! And it's still going on! It's going to take an army of volunteers to help and no doubt many were evacuated or flooded out themselves.

It's going to cost a fortune to feed and house all those people so asking for donations is reasonable.

Don't critisize. God will hold you accountable for it.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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GOOOODDDDAMMMMMMIT LAST ONE U R RIGHT johnnycruise
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NOW WHENS TOOOTHY GONNA CUT CHECKS TO FLOOD VICTIMS ?????
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Bwahahaha.

They're gonna use the baptismal font as a latrine.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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GOOOODDDDAMMMMMMIT LAST ONE U R RIGHT johnnycruise
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hesright
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation

I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was

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Why Joel Osteen can not open his church to the inner city Negroes? who need a place to bump down stay. Why he can not have them stay in his mega white church? Is it because of his holy whiteness? or is it because he be afraid that they might ask for sum KFC?. I guess that when the truth come out, that is, "A honky will always be a honky no matter what." Lord, even a pastor honky. faking it and flaking it
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Lakewood Church apparently bought countless air mattresses and are prepping to open their doors. Took a while but good news.
 Quoting: Dace



looks like fucktard finally caved under the pressure.
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Yep. they were about to lose their generous subscriber base. Won't help them out in the long run though.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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:jay:

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
 Quoting: Dace


Fuck off, most people hate Christians nowadays but expect help? Id let you fucks drown too.
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Ah, a good Christian!

You should probably read the gospels, apparently the message is lost on you... Ya fucking idiot.
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You middle-class idiots are a hoot.

ALL Evangelists are Satanists.

ALL Evangelists are Satanists.

Chew on that for a while.

They drink blood, fuck, kill and eat children.

By all means SEND THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.
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You middle-class idiots are a hoot.

ALL Evangelists are Satanists.

ALL Evangelists are Satanists.

Chew on that for a while.

They drink blood, fuck, kill and eat children.

By all means SEND THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.
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and you’re an idiot

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Re: Lakewood Church Finally Going to Let People in.
THEY WERE GOING TO WASH IN IF THEY DID NOT OPEN THE DOORS....
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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jay

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
 Quoting: Dace


That right there.

The love of Christ, phooey on him. Worth $50 million, lives in a $10 million mansion. That's okay but don't be such an ever-lovin tightwad when the flock is in such a state of need and suffering.
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Why Joel Osteen can not open his church to the inner city Negroes? who need a place to bump down stay. Why he can not have them stay in his mega white church? Is it because of his holy whiteness? or is it because he be afraid that they might ask for sum KFC?. I guess that when the truth come out, that is, "A honky will always be a honky no matter what." Lord, even a pastor honky. faking it and flaking it
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:racist5:
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Just curious. Are the Muslim's helping?
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Just curious. Are the Muslim's helping?
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YES, BY HOLDING PEOPLE UNDER THE WATER AS A FORM OF ER UH.....BAPTISM.....
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Reminds me of the pastor in TWD.
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None of you should go seek help at that LAODICEAN church.

That pastor and his ilk have been exposed for the pimps and charlatans that they are.

Do not go sleep with the devil. He is foe. Not a real friend. You have been warned.

He will probably charge you for blankets and your stay. All he sees are dollar signs. Bet you he worked out a deal to get paid for every body he can get to show up. Don't become a statistic.

I am telling you. Don't be that desperate.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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I'm so glad to see this. Some people might critisize him saying he should have done it sooner, but the disaster just happened! And it's still going on! It's going to take an army of volunteers to help and no doubt many were evacuated or flooded out themselves.

It's going to cost a fortune to feed and house all those people so asking for donations is reasonable.

Don't critisize. God will hold you accountable for it.
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Will it cost Joel the 56 million in his bank?
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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MSM been tearing him a new one today. I saw article on huff post and yoohoo. The world saw the articles. Bet he still loses some of his fans. I hit his facebook page this morn asking if he would open his church. no response. later I posted that everyone would understand if the church was flooded. no response. some folks went to the church and took pics in front to show there was no flooding. Mega preachers like him always end up showing their colors. Swaggart, Baker, now Osteen can join their names in history.
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can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
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When people show you who they are, believe them.

These are the end times folks. Those blood moons in 2014 and 2015 were HARBINGERS of things to come.

A week ago we all witnessed a grand eclipse that literally split the nation in half. Those with real spiritual eyes knew what that meant.

We ARE living in the book of Revelation, folks. Guard your heart and seek wisdom.

That man is going to led a lot of people to hell and you will be so deceived if you don't start seeing these things. The pathway to hell is wide. Be careful.





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