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Lakewood Church Finally Going to Let People in.

 
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What is that thing he does when he looks up and starts fluttering his eyes?
Is he short? He seems short to me...
 Quoting: emptynest


Nope...6'.

Wow ~ I've lost my mind.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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:jay:

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
 Quoting: Dace


Fuck off, most people hate Christians nowadays but expect help? Id let you fucks drown too.
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banana2
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Why is he no good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73251646


Because he teaches the "prosperity gospel," the false idea that all you have to do is give a certain percentage of your income and God is going to magically make you healthy and wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. It's complete BS and outer darkness is reserved for false teachers like him.
 Quoting: Cuckslayer


That is simply your deluded and angry interpretation of what is actually said.

Christianity teaches the importance of helping others and giving to charity.

What positive things does atheism teach - because all I see are angry, stingy atheists who don't have much in the way of charitable organizations of their own.

Which is pretty much the historical record of atheism thru thousands of years. Not much contribution as a group. Occasional contribution via parasitic existence in a larger theist community.
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Good deal... the story is getting out, everywhere.

Time to shut your grand charade down now, Osteen.
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Lakewood Church apparently bought countless air mattresses and are prepping to open their doors. Took a while but good news.
 Quoting: Dace



looks like fucktard finally caved under the pressure.
 Quoting: Dace


It took a social media campaign to get them to open their doors... how christian of them! How ridiculous!

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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Jim and Tammy Faye Baker 2.0.

Crooks.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Osteen is a crook?


He gives all the money away to help poor people. Joel is like God.
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Social Justice triumphs again!
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I mean a charity started by atheists seeking donations from atheists to help in relief efforts for emergency assistance. Why don't atheists do that as a group?
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It's called "The State".
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Thanks for da pin!
 Quoting: Dace 52952156


Joel Osteen
Lakewood Church
713-635-4154
Prayer 713-491-1283
(Customer Service) 800-278-0520

P.O. Box 23297
Houston, TX 77228

Last Edited by CE1 on 08/29/2017 01:01 AM
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Jim and Tammy Faye Baker 2.0.

Crooks.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Osteen is a crook?


He gives all the money away to help poor people. Joel is like God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17178269


God don't act fast enough to satisfy the rage filled atheist mob. Now they can pretend like they helped by trolling on Twitter.
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So, the eye fluttering thing...is it divine inspiration, Touret, reptilian or really bad acting? I can't believe people give him money.
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I mean a charity started by atheists seeking donations from atheists to help in relief efforts for emergency assistance. Why don't atheists do that as a group?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611133


It's called "The State".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73679494


No, it's not.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Why is he no good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73251646

Reason #1, I can tell by looking at him, reason #2 is explained by Dace in the above post.
 Quoting: last one

He might be no good, but neither are you. Look in the mirror all you judgemental assholes. Tend your own yard. Watch your own mouth. By the measure you judge others, you will be judged. Get off your self rights is high horses and love your Freakin brothers and sisters and quit cursing them! God is the judge! Not you nor your dooshbag biker buddies.
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Thanks for da pin!
 Quoting: Dace 52952156


Joel Osteen
Lakewood Church
713-635-4154
Prayer 713-491-1283
(Customer Service) 800-278-0520

P.O. Box 23297
Houston, TX 77228
 Quoting: CE1


People please send your love gifts to this great cause.
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How about atheists step up for once and help Houston with a donation?

Then, when you do donate - how about you multiply it by four just to keep up?

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Finally, the single biggest predictor of whether someone will be charitable is their religious participation.

Religious people are more likely to give to charity, and when they give, they give more money: four times as much.

And Arthur Brooks told me that giving goes beyond their own religious organization:

"Actually, the truth is that they're giving to more than their churches," he says. "The religious Americans are more likely to give to every kind of cause and charity, including explicitly non-religious charities."

And almost all of the people who gave to our bell ringers in San Francisco and Sioux Falls said they were religious or spiritual.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Why is he no good?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73251646

Reason #1, I can tell by looking at him, reason #2 is explained by Dace in the above post.
 Quoting: last one

He might be no good, but neither are you. Look in the mirror all you judgemental assholes. Tend your own yard. Watch your own mouth. By the measure you judge others, you will be judged. Get off your self rights is high horses and love your Freakin brothers and sisters and quit cursing them! God is the judge! Not you nor your dooshbag biker buddies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73135067


Yikes... you've been had.

That's the way it works, unfortunately.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


:jay:

can't believe that he had the nerve to ask for donations to his church for 'relief efforts' while he was barring the doors.
 Quoting: Dace


The church manager has said they are acting as a distribution center for those displaced. Not defending the church but this story isn't cut and dry. The church posted pics of the floodwaters around and through the building so it's not all bs. However it seems the church didn't really want to take refugees and now claim they have always been open but nobody came there.
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Osteen owes you bitches no shit. I would close my door to any bitches like you who demand my help. Fuck you. Rot in hell.

IMPOSING OBLIGATION TO HELP IS LIBTARDISM!!! You are obliged to help abortionists with your tax, that's how libtards oppress freedom of choice with forced obligation without your consent.

Do you fucktards demanding Osteen help, would accept Libtards imposing an obligation to house rapefugees in the name of charity or compassion?

Yes, Christian should be charitable, but not to cater to every demand or whim. Fix your attitude first if you want any help, fuckers.
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How about atheists step up for once and help Houston with a donation?

Then, when you do donate - how about you multiply it by four just to keep up?

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Finally, the single biggest predictor of whether someone will be charitable is their religious participation.

Religious people are more likely to give to charity, and when they give, they give more money: four times as much.

And Arthur Brooks told me that giving goes beyond their own religious organization:

"Actually, the truth is that they're giving to more than their churches," he says. "The religious Americans are more likely to give to every kind of cause and charity, including explicitly non-religious charities."

And almost all of the people who gave to our bell ringers in San Francisco and Sioux Falls said they were religious or spiritual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611133


Atheists always brag about how much smarter they (think) they area. I imagine you are getting paid extra for all that logic and reason you have.

...and you don't donate much to charity so you must have that much more cash available.

So what gives? Are you guys really just greedy heartless bastards?
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No matter what christians do, it's never enough, never fast enough, etc. because the world hates us. That's the bottom line and Jesus said it would be this way.

God bless Lakewood church, they are doing what they can to help.
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
 Quoting: last one


Why is he no good?
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
-John 14:6

Joel is a satanist.
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No matter what christians do, it's never enough, never fast enough, etc. because the world hates us. That's the bottom line and Jesus said it would be this way.

God bless Lakewood church, they are doing what they can to help.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Joel Osteen is a satanist.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

if you're not a satanist you would do good to distance yourself from that man and his lies. In fact you should warn about that man.

Even more about this serpent named Joel:
[link to av1611.org]
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They should make Osteen wash their feet and bring them water. That motherfucker is no good.
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devil6 $$$ pay the lady ptl
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Osteen owes you bitches no shit. I would close my door to any bitches like you who demand my help. Fuck you. Rot in hell.

IMPOSING OBLIGATION TO HELP IS LIBTARDISM!!! You are obliged to help abortionists with your tax, that's how libtards oppress freedom of choice with forced obligation without your consent.

Do you fucktards demanding Osteen help, would accept Libtards imposing an obligation to house rapefugees in the name of charity or compassion?

Yes, Christian should be charitable, but not to cater to every demand or whim. Fix your attitude first if you want any help, fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75453361


He's not a Christian.
Stop calling Snake Osteen that.
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No matter what christians do, it's never enough, never fast enough, etc. because the world hates us. That's the bottom line and Jesus said it would be this way.

God bless Lakewood church, they are doing what they can to help.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Joel Osteen is a satanist.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

if you're not a satanist you would do good to distance yourself from that man and his lies. In fact you should warn about that man.

Even more about this serpent named Joel:
[link to av1611.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75103381



Joel said he believes in the bible, but God is the ultimate judge of all people and He decides where they go when they die. That's what he said and I agree with him......and that's what Jesus also said, He told us not to judge people because He alone is the judge.
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Who is going to provide SECURITY for these people,

so there's no repeat of the violence inside the dome

like in New Orleans? Just sayin'
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How about atheists step up for once and help Houston with a donation?

Then, when you do donate - how about you multiply it by four just to keep up?

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Finally, the single biggest predictor of whether someone will be charitable is their religious participation.

Religious people are more likely to give to charity, and when they give, they give more money: four times as much.

And Arthur Brooks told me that giving goes beyond their own religious organization:

"Actually, the truth is that they're giving to more than their churches," he says. "The religious Americans are more likely to give to every kind of cause and charity, including explicitly non-religious charities."

And almost all of the people who gave to our bell ringers in San Francisco and Sioux Falls said they were religious or spiritual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71611133
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They should have a key to that church probly half of Houston has gave money to pay for that stadium.
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They should have a key to that church probly half of Houston has gave money to pay for that stadium.5a
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