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POLL: I have always believed this about full solar eclipse:
 ...That they are signs or "omens"--watch out!
 ...They are historically "signs" because people go bat-shit nuts!
 ...They meant nothing...but since Harvey/Irma I've had 2nd thoughts.
 ...They aren't real E.T.s manipulate the moon!
 ...It's a good day to order PANIC PIZZA.
 ...Little kids shouldn't be allowed to watch--causes nightmares.
 ...I never had on opinion. It still don't have an opinion!
 ...Babies born during a full eclipse have a "special purpose."
 ..I don't care about that stuff.
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CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED, THANKS EVERYONE!

WINNERS OF 1 MONTH TRIAL UPGRADE FOR SEPTEMBER 2017:

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caption contest! Thanks AncientWreck! (Love that handle.)

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I promised an upgrade contest for September--here it is!


I'm adding A SECOND UPGRADE because the responses are so great! thanks everyone....
WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED HERE AT 11:00 PM EST 9-01-2017

We will vote on the best entries around 10:00 PM EST
TONIGHT!


Remember you will need A REGISTERED ACCOUNT (blue name)
but NOT an upgrade in place
. (I can't upgrade already
upgraded members.) I'll be giving green karma to member
captions that are good ones (don't need to be funny,
by the way...) But with the news of Irma coming up right
after Horrific Harvey, I could use a smile.

KIDS say the darndest things...maybe your child had
something amusing to say about the eclipse?

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CAPTION CONTEST!


It has been A FULL WEEK since Hurricane Harvey made land-
fall today (8-25-2017)...some folks believe that HARVEY
was part of a "sign" for the U.S.A. from the Solar Eclipse
3 days earlier. (I didn't at first, but now with Harvey and
coming Irma--a possible Cat 5--I've changed my mind:
Thread: "Great American Eclipse" NOT an OMEN/Sign? LV Mass Shooting, 4 Hurricanes, X-Class Flares, 9-23 and Global Quakes changed your mind?
What about:
Thread: Expected national consequences of Hurricane Harvey-interest rates/gas/plywood/insurance/unemployment/Trump/MSM/race relations/etc. Thoughts?

Whether we can pin down whether the eclipse (8-21-2017)
was a good or bad "sign" it is interesting to put
together some ideas for what 1st grade kids might
think about it!
Some might be very funny...or sad...or
even prophetic.

Let's hear your ideas!

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Old 1950's photo of school children viewing
a solar eclipse using a "pin-hole-in-a-box"
method.


Caption this image--What are these kids saying
as they watch the "August 21st 2017 Eclipse.?

What if they believed it to be "bad luck" or a
"sign?"

I'll start off with my caption:

:YesANomen:

Good luck!

TheOracle'sCookie


:HarveyFact:
1 week since Harvey hit the Texas Coast
Was our U.S. Grand Eclipse a "bad omen?"

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Just saw a thread up today that would fit the
picture...YOU CAN QUOTE PAST OR CURRENT GLP THREADS
FOR YOUR IDEA...

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Thread: 16 dead remote viewers-you were warned

The Teacher:
"Now class, remember we are ONLY watching the
eclipse....Any of you little psychic bastards need
to lay off the remote viewing! You're WARNED!"



Good luck to everyone!

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"Teacher! He got a bigger and prettier box than I did!"
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"Teacher! He got a bigger and prettier box than I did!"
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THAT I would believe! Cute!

Thanks Sassy!

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"Well, at least we're not getting crap in our eyes like the ostriches with their heads in the sand."

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The boxes they ordered to ship the children were all much too small.
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"Hillary visits an elementary school where children are instructed how not to be turned to stone"
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"Another government hat project dies in its infancy"
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"North Korea's Youth Army puts on their Great Leader Body Armor"
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1950's head in a box
1960's head in the clouds...
2000's dick in a box
2017's fried retinas
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Even at 5 years old, Trump's orange skin glow is way too much....
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The end is near ! The end is near !
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
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Judging by our shadows, we really should be facing the other way...
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Dr. Astro pulling a fast one to get the scoop on this, telling us to face this way...
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Soooo this is what mommy meant by telling daddy to smell her box
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The boxes they ordered to ship the children were all much too small.
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You stole mine......lol!
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I'm I the only one that their box smells like shit? Bet Marsha's doesn't smell!
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Liberal teachers showing children how to watch a peep show.
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"Oh Mrs. Spornack. These white privilege view finders must be broke!"

"Cause we can't see jack sh#t!"

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School.....Think inside the box.
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"Hillary visits an elementary school where children are instructed how not to be turned to stone"
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


lol!

cheers
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We are all hyperventilating so lets just take a deep breath and calm down.
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
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They looked much smaller when we ordered them on Amazon
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stick it where the sun don't shine !
Just because YOU don’t believe
in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !

The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2


For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller

Checkd, Keked, and Rekt!

#Kids2
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1950's head in a box
1960's head in the clouds...
2000's dick in a box
2017's fried retinas
 Quoting: MissCleo


Love it, Cleo!

I was really shocked to read the thread yesterday
that SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT FAKE ECLIPSE GLASSES (and
was injured because of it) has sued AMAZON dot com
for their medical bills.

There were warnings all over the place about "fake
glasses" and people should be extra careful...nobody
listens!

Hope those boxes aren't "fake viewing boxes"...they
would sue the box company! lol!

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"North Korea's Youth Army puts on their Great Leader Body Armor"
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


lol!





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