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Will my balls survive an EMP strike?

 
CrypticDreamer
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Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
A1 Sauce is highly recommended.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Cum in a cup and put some foil over it.

Job done.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
A1 Sauce is highly recommended.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321611


Never put steak sauce on a fine cut of a meat
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Should I build a Faraday cage?
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work!
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work!
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I need to find me a medieval priest! Maybe they were on to something here...

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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
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Only if you have huge brass balls like me.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


Only if you have huge brass balls like me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mostly copper and nickel...
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


Only if you have huge brass balls like me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.
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Wtf did I just read?
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Put em on ice for the next 24-48 hours. Cryogenic freeze them.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


Only if you have huge brass balls like me.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68684351


1rof1
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.
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Wtf did I just read?
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


No Sperm swims wherever it's spewed.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


:youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1:
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
I wanna have kids someday. hiding
 Quoting: CrypticDreamer


:youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72801088


Somebody's insecure.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now.
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Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


I would, but sadly I'm not that flexible cheers