Will my balls survive an EMP strike?

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Will my balls survive an EMP strike?
CrypticDreamer Offer Upgrade User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 75321611 United States 09/07/2017 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? A1 Sauce is highly recommended.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75436673 United Kingdom 09/07/2017 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Cum in a cup and put some foil over it. Job done.
CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? A1 Sauce is highly recommended. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321611 Never put steak sauce on a fine cut of a meat

CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Should I build a Faraday cage?
Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 09/07/2017 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work! :doom360:
CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work! Quoting: Sikhed I need to find me a medieval priest! Maybe they were on to something here... Last Edited by CrypticDreamer on 09/07/2017 08:39 PM

BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Mostly copper and nickel...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55611245 United States 09/07/2017 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 68684351 United States 09/07/2017 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20
CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 Wtf did I just read?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74543095 United States 09/07/2017 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Put em on ice for the next 24-48 hours. Cryogenic freeze them.

BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68684351 I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
BRIEF User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 Wtf did I just read? Quoting: CrypticDreamer No Sperm swims wherever it's spewed. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72801088 United States 09/07/2017 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer :youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1:

CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer :youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72801088 Somebody's insecure.
Katipo2017 User ID: 75493510 New Zealand 09/07/2017 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now. Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
CrypticDreamer (OP) User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now. Quoting: Katipo2017 I would, but sadly I'm not that flexible
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Will my balls survive an EMP strike?