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User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75321611 United States 09/07/2017 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? A1 Sauce is highly recommended. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75436673 United Kingdom 09/07/2017 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Cum in a cup and put some foil over it.
Job done. |
CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? A1 Sauce is highly recommended.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75321611 Never put steak sauce on a fine cut of a meat |
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CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Should I build a Faraday cage? |
Sikhed
User ID: 5898996 United States 09/07/2017 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work! :doom360: |
CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I bet an old fashion chastity belt would work!
Quoting: Sikhed I need to find me a medieval priest! Maybe they were on to something here... Last Edited by CrypticDreamer on 09/07/2017 08:39 PM |
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BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 08:41 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Mostly copper and nickel... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55611245 United States 09/07/2017 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68684351 United States 09/07/2017 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20 |
CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 Wtf did I just read? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74543095 United States 09/07/2017 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Put em on ice for the next 24-48 hours. Cryogenic freeze them. |
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BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer Only if you have huge brass balls like me. Quoting: BRIEF Brass Balls don't complain about someone owing them a 20 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68684351 I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 09/07/2017 09:04 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Sperm will reverse polarity and only be able to swim up a man's ass.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245 Wtf did I just read? Quoting: CrypticDreamer No Sperm swims wherever it's spewed. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72801088 United States 09/07/2017 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer :youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1: |
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CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? I wanna have kids someday. Quoting: CrypticDreamer :youreafag::gaythread2::RSgaythrd1: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72801088 Somebody's insecure. |
Katipo2017
User ID: 75493510 New Zealand 09/07/2017 09:44 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now. Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional. |
CrypticDreamer (OP)
User ID: 75399129 United States 09/07/2017 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Will my balls survive an EMP strike? Better play it safe and kiss them goodbye now.
Quoting: Katipo2017 I would, but sadly I'm not that flexible |
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