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My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.

 
uncle intel
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09/08/2017 11:09 AM
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My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
According to my uncle who works in a secret government agency, all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system just got fried by the strong solar storm.

North Korea is now unnable to launch even small fireworks.

Doom is off now.

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09/08/2017 11:18 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
I heard that zippers and buttons are also inoperable after the X class flare.
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09/08/2017 11:19 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
The you know who, did state he'd shut down anyone trying to start a nuclear conflict, he meant that, if not now, give it time; doesn't matter who it is, he told them all clearly it would be put to an immidiete halt
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09/08/2017 11:22 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
I heard that zippers and buttons are also inoperable after the X class flare.
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Yes, but they will be inoperable only only in North Korea. Pants down, don't nuke!
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09/08/2017 11:24 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
According to my uncle who works in a secret government agency, all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system just got fried by the strong solar storm.

North Korea is now unnable to launch even small fireworks.

Doom is off now.

agent
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According to my aunt, who is your uncle's boss, that isn't true.
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09/08/2017 11:32 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
According to my uncle who works in a secret government agency, all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system just got fried by the strong solar storm.

North Korea is now unnable to launch even small fireworks.

Doom is off now.

agent
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According to my aunt, who is your uncle's boss, that isn't true.
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My uncle said your aunt is hiding information from the public.
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09/08/2017 11:35 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
So do I bring in the tomato plants or not???


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09/08/2017 11:36 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
So only the Norks were affected. Seems legit.
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09/08/2017 11:36 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
I heard that zippers and buttons are also inoperable after the X class flare.
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Not only that! I can't tie my shoes anymore!
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09/08/2017 11:38 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
So do I bring in the tomato plants or not???


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all tomato plants can be taken outside now
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09/08/2017 11:41 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
According to my uncle who works in a secret government agency, all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system just got fried by the strong solar storm.

North Korea is now unnable to launch even small fireworks.

Doom is off now.

agent
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According to my aunt, who is your uncle's boss, that isn't true.
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My uncle said your aunt is hiding information from the public.
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Well my cousin twice removed from the in-law's mother-in-law's sister said you're both fags for ignoring the zipper doom upon the world than causes everything to hang out.
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09/08/2017 11:43 AM
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
Seems too good to be true.
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
According to my uncle who works in a secret government agency, all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system just got fried by the strong solar storm.

North Korea is now unnable to launch even small fireworks.

Doom is off now.

agent
 Quoting: uncle intel 74516956


According to my aunt, who is your uncle's boss, that isn't true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74547322



My uncle said your aunt is hiding information from the public.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74516956


Well my cousin twice removed from the in-law's mother-in-law's sister said you're both fags for ignoring the zipper doom upon the world than causes everything to hang out.
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My ex-girlfriend's neighbor's dog old me that zipper doom is overestimated
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
*told me
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
I heard that zippers and buttons are also inoperable after the X class flare.
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Not only that! I can't tie my shoes anymore!
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As I write this the tears are streaming down my face and my lip is quivering is terror. The velcro stopped working.
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Re: My uncle just told me the solar storm fried all the electronics of North Korea's missile lauching system. Doom off.
I heard that zippers and buttons are also inoperable after the X class flare.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1054833


Not only that! I can't tie my shoes anymore!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74197478


As I write this the tears are streaming down my face and my lip is quivering is terror. The velcro stopped working.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1054833


oh no, not the velcro

I guess it was a hackers' attack against velcro





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