BREAKING: God and Santa Claus combining data on everyone into a new big data database controlled by blockchain !!!

In an effort to streamline their operations, God and Santa Clause, who both collect massive amounts of data on individuals, have decide to merge their data base into one giant big-data warehouse.

And in keeping up with technology, the database will use blockchain to manage the entire system.

A new cryptocurrency coin will be introduced as part of the rollout of the new system.

Miners, get ready to rumble.

An ICO is planed for the very near future.