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wow


CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED--BUT NEW PHOTO TO CAPTION
ON PAGE 8 "(JUST FOR FUN!)" THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO
ENTERED! MIDNIGHT 9-15-2017


ALL Winners are listed (with entries) on POST #2 BELOW, INCLUDES 1 Month Trial Upgrade winner
(Pinkorchid), GREEN KARMA AWARDS (for already upgraded
members), "Honorable Mention" (for non-registered A.C.'s
who I couldn't upgrade) and Runner UP (Missia) GREAT
JOB EVERYONE! REALLY ENJOYED YOUR IMAGINATIVE CAPTIONS!


LET'S KEEP THE FUN GOING TODAY (SUNDAY 9-16-2017) WITH
THIS NEW KITTAH PHOTO BELOW ("CAT AT THE SINK")...BEGINS
ON PAGE 8 (SORRY...NO PRIZES--JUST FUNNY!)
TY
TheOracle'sCookie

You didn't think I was gonna LICK that shit off my paws,
did you?

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EDITED: 9-15-2017

FORGOT TO MENTION THIS:
Around 10:00 PM EST, I will open the board for you
who wish to take part--VOTE YOUR CHOICE--and I will
take that into consideration when awarding the upgrade.
CATEGORIES:
1. BEST CAPTION FOR FUNNY
2. BEST CAPTION FOR SERIOUS
3. BEST ENTRY FOR A NON-BLUE NAME A.C.
4. BEST ENTRY BY A CURRENT MEMBER

There ya go!

We ran a great "Caption Contest/Free Upgrade" earlier
in the month, but the winners declined their upgrades
(to be given to another deserving A.C. next time...)
Thread: Caption this image Contest Today! 1 Month Free Trail Upgrade for TWO A.C.s CONTEST CLOSED

I'm going to offer a 2nd CONTEST tonight since I am so
jazzed I was able to upgrade my OWN account this A.M.
(after a lengthy battle with my bank--TY to the MODS
who generously helped me. I thought my account was TOAST.)


Enjoy everyone--BE NICE--and Good Luck!


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I'll make this pretty simple!

Here is the Contest IMAGE:


KittahWAT




Ever just have that feeling..."What ON EARTH is he/she talking about?"


I had this feeling last night as I followed (from the first replies) this thread on GLP.
I'm hoping that the OP was able to resolve her landlord issues
--she was pretty confused and upset. I had my own landlord
NIGHTMARE this week--it can be very scary. But this OP's thread (now with 15,000 views, by the way)
is a roller-coaster ride...and that kitty image came to mind several times!
Thread: I just got kicked out of my home
[This thread is JUST AN EXAMPLE...NOT PART OF THE CONTEST!]


Give the kittah THE REASON for this reaction like--or from a personal
situation you are dealing with right now in your life.)

Funny is good...but it doesn't need to be funny.


WHO CAN ENTER?

You need to be a "blue-name"-REGISTERED A.C.
for the 1 month Trial Upgrade. (I cannot upgrade
non-blue named A.C.'s sorry.)


Members with good entries can win GREEN KARMA POINTS

A.C.'s can win "honorable mention"

Let's have some fun with this GLP! UDECIDE!

CONTEST WILL RUN THRU 11:00 PM EST--I WILL MONITOR
THE THREAD...SO KEEP IT CLEAN!

cheers
TheOracle'sCookie

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UPGRADE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (SORRY!)
(Feel free to continue to caption the image just
for fun...will have another upgrade/caption contest
next month! See you then.)

TheNOW

THESE ARE OUR WINNERS--AND THANK YOU EVERYONE!

HF

UPGRADE WINNER TONIGHT 9-15-2017
pg2
Pinkorchid- Of the Begined
"YESsssssssssssss , I have a jean fetish and yes my human is ok with that"
I see your wearing jeans too prrrrrrrrrrr...
AND
Pg3
Report to HQ APPLE
and PG 5 (You were on a roll, Pink!)
David Attenborough voice over :-
" As you can see , we are observing the male human of the species."

" They suffer from a "God Complex " and believe they are the top of
the food chain, thinking that an opposable thumb gives them superiority "

" I have managed to get subject to use computer instead of typewriter
--now subject is totally under our mind control"

RUNNER UP IN CASE 1ST WINNER DECLINES UPGRADE:

Missia
"He thinks Lord of the Rings got him a date...etc.(pg 1)



CURRENT MEMBERS (Receiving green karma):


Pg. 1 "Trained Noticer"
Pg. 2 "Fritz Wiz ('Kitty farts gif--too funny!)
Pg. 4 "ArchemedesGirl"
This GLP A.C. doesn't realize you can see him. As usual, the cat is not so gullible.
Pg. 4 "Mike Ermhatraut
"If this little snowflake says "racist" one more time, I'm going to turn this leg
into a scratching post."
Pg. 4 "LucyAnna"
Millennial Starter Pack:
Includes vintage typewriter, quirky pet cat, and apple lap top. Add contents to
parents basement. Optional non-prescription glasses for authenticity. (Now THAT IS FUNNY!)
pG. 5.

NON-BLUE NAME A.C.S (Honorable mention)

My most favorite--but not winning as no blue name:
A.C. 022675 (Pg. 6)

"Do not try and bend the cat, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
...there is no cat. Then you'll see that it is not the cat that bends, it is only yourself."


A.C. (Pg 2.) 19588
So I'll tel ya what it is. We both just need a little mouse."

A.C. (Pg. 4) 79408
"This is my impression of The Great Sphinx of Giza on drugs."

A.C. (Pg. 7) 51256
by flashing predefined patterns on his screen at millisecond rates,
the user is ordering me "kibbles and bits" and thinks it's his idea.

Thank you everyone.

UPGRADE CONTEST WINNER "PINKORCHID-OF THE BEGINED"
Please Let me know (on the last page of the contest)
if you WISH TO ACCEPT THE UPGRADE.


tHANKS!
TheOracle'sCookie

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Life was so purrfect before glp
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Is this asshole really ordering WHAT HAPPENED?

Looking for a good home.
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Is this asshole really ordering WHAT HAPPENED?

Looking for a good home.
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WoaHappening
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"apple morons and cats"


"9 out of 10 cats prefer gullible
morons that buys apple products"
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"And he calls ME an inattentive mysterious dumbass"...
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"And he calls ME an inattentive mysterious dumbass"...
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Funny!

Remember, PLEASE...You guys need a REGISTERED NAME
on GLP for me to be able to upgrade you in the event
you win the CAPTION.

BLUE NAMES do not cost anything, just the time it
takes to register. (This is NOT an ad! lol!)

cheers
O'sCookie
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"apple morons and cats"


"9 out of 10 cats prefer gullible
morons that buys apple products"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74866273


Wow! I didn't even notice the APPLE LOGO on the
computer--I was so focused on that funny cat and
his expression.

I wonder what the "Master" was looking at for the
cat to have such a great expression.

cheers
O'sCookie
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like you never dry humped a leg before
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"...and the serpent said..."
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Incel? Lots of pussy right here.
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Watch what happens to that laptop when I stick
my claws in his knee...
Ready?

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Here is my:
You're telling me you do watch porn?
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Think my master would notice if I shit on his lap? He sure is obsessed with GLP and he forgot to let me out to do my business.
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Watch what happens to that laptop when I stick
my claws in his knee...
Ready?

 Quoting: Trained Noticer


lol!...Trying to visualize WHAT that would look like!

Mine bites...OUCH!

cheers
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I keep telling my owner to turn his fucking phone when taking vids.
Even this move doesn't seem to get through.
I think he must be libtarded.
Any Android people looking to adopt?

KittahWAT

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"I programmed you to believe that."

-"::"-"::"-"::"-

The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author.
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Cat: "Dude thinks his "Lord of the Ring" knowledge is gonna score him a date. He's even typing elvish."

lmao
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If you listen very closely...you can hear the desperation.
For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. - 1 Cor 1:18

Know God - Thread: The Terrifying Truth About God

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"Either the wifi is giving me brain damage or I can ear voices coming from my owner's laptop"
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Here is the Contest IMAGE:

KittahWAT



Needing each other.
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"Look at the snowflake shirt on my 'apple fanboy' owner there..."
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There is so much pussy in this pic... Trump will have to grab it!!
The truth will stand when the world is on fire.
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He's another flat earthtard
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The old typewriter didn't have porn or GLP...
Ya See?

KittahWAT

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That cat on his shirt is getting more attention than me... I know how to fix this..
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Are you really gonna support the 2nd 'Fall of Man' like this Snowflake?
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"Do YOU have your own t-shirt? Thought not."
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Beesh! Nobody is grabbing this pussy!


Or

Human stepped over the line. Looking at "cute" puppy pictures. Kill button activated.
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Cat: "Dude thinks his "Lord of the Ring" knowledge is gonna score him a date. He's even typing elvish."

lmao
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Ah...Roll-playing as the "Lord of the Rings" on GLP
...wonder if anyone has gotten a date doing that!

Did you know that Evangeline Lilly and Domonique Monahan
(actors names for 2 of the lead elves in Lord of the Rings)
were characters on the TV series "LOST?" They were even
engaged. But...sadly, they broke up during the filming of
LOST supposedly because she cheated on him. I really think
Monahan is a sweetie...must have broke his heart.

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
"Kate" (E.Lilly) is at the 3:20 min mark.



(The things you learn on GLP...hummmm....)

Great entry!

cheers
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