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TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | UPGRADE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (SORRY!) (Feel free to continue to caption the image just for fun...will have another upgrade/caption contest next month! See you then.) THESE ARE OUR WINNERS--AND THANK YOU EVERYONE! UPGRADE WINNER TONIGHT 9-15-2017 pg2 Pinkorchid- Of the Begined "YESsssssssssssss , I have a jean fetish and yes my human is ok with that" I see your wearing jeans too prrrrrrrrrrr... AND Pg3 Report to HQ APPLE and PG 5 (You were on a roll, Pink!) David Attenborough voice over :- " As you can see , we are observing the male human of the species." " They suffer from a "God Complex " and believe they are the top of the food chain, thinking that an opposable thumb gives them superiority " " I have managed to get subject to use computer instead of typewriter --now subject is totally under our mind control" RUNNER UP IN CASE 1ST WINNER DECLINES UPGRADE: Missia "He thinks Lord of the Rings got him a date...etc.(pg 1) CURRENT MEMBERS (Receiving green karma): Pg. 1 "Trained Noticer" Pg. 2 "Fritz Wiz ('Kitty farts gif--too funny!) Pg. 4 "ArchemedesGirl" This GLP A.C. doesn't realize you can see him. As usual, the cat is not so gullible. Pg. 4 "Mike Ermhatraut "If this little snowflake says "racist" one more time, I'm going to turn this leg into a scratching post." Pg. 4 "LucyAnna" Millennial Starter Pack: Includes vintage typewriter, quirky pet cat, and apple lap top. Add contents to parents basement. Optional non-prescription glasses for authenticity. (Now THAT IS FUNNY!) pG. 5. NON-BLUE NAME A.C.S (Honorable mention) My most favorite--but not winning as no blue name: A.C. 022675 (Pg. 6) "Do not try and bend the cat, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth ...there is no cat. Then you'll see that it is not the cat that bends, it is only yourself." A.C. (Pg 2.) 19588 So I'll tel ya what it is. We both just need a little mouse." A.C. (Pg. 4) 79408 "This is my impression of The Great Sphinx of Giza on drugs." A.C. (Pg. 7) 51256 by flashing predefined patterns on his screen at millisecond rates, the user is ordering me "kibbles and bits" and thinks it's his idea. Thank you everyone. UPGRADE CONTEST WINNER "PINKORCHID-OF THE BEGINED" Please Let me know (on the last page of the contest) if you WISH TO ACCEPT THE UPGRADE. tHANKS! TheOracle'sCookie ------------------------------------------------------------ Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 09/16/2017 12:03 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is this asshole really ordering WHAT HAPPENED? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72778927 Looking for a good home. "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny! Remember, PLEASE...You guys need a REGISTERED NAME on GLP for me to be able to upgrade you in the event you win the CAPTION. BLUE NAMES do not cost anything, just the time it takes to register. (This is NOT an ad! lol!) O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "apple morons and cats" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74866273 "9 out of 10 cats prefer gullible morons that buys apple products" Wow! I didn't even notice the APPLE LOGO on the computer--I was so focused on that funny cat and his expression. I wonder what the "Master" was looking at for the cat to have such a great expression. O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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Trained Noticer Forum Moderator User ID: 74927396 United States 09/15/2017 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Watch what happens to that laptop when I stick my claws in his knee... Ready? Last Edited by Trained Noticer on 09/15/2017 05:08 PM For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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FINGERPRINTS of the GODS User ID: 58686169 United States 09/15/2017 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Think my master would notice if I shit on his lap? He sure is obsessed with GLP and he forgot to let me out to do my business. There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. |
TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Watch what happens to that laptop when I stick Quoting: Trained Noticer my claws in his knee... Ready? lol!...Trying to visualize WHAT that would look like! Mine bites...OUCH! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
The Rickest Rick Sanchez User ID: 65456342 United States 09/15/2017 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I keep telling my owner to turn his fucking phone when taking vids. Even this move doesn't seem to get through. I think he must be libtarded. Any Android people looking to adopt? Last Edited by The Rickest Rick Sanchez on 09/15/2017 05:05 PM The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
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B@Z User ID: 364649 United States 09/15/2017 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you listen very closely...you can hear the desperation. For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. - 1 Cor 1:18 Know God - Thread: The Terrifying Truth About God Rethink Hell - [link to www.rethinkinghell.com] :knowjesus3: |
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Trained Noticer Forum Moderator User ID: 74927396 United States 09/15/2017 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The old typewriter didn't have porn or GLP... Ya See? Last Edited by Trained Noticer on 09/15/2017 05:17 PM For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States 09/15/2017 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cat: "Dude thinks his "Lord of the Ring" knowledge is gonna score him a date. He's even typing elvish." Quoting: Missia Ah...Roll-playing as the "Lord of the Rings" on GLP ...wonder if anyone has gotten a date doing that! Did you know that Evangeline Lilly and Domonique Monahan (actors names for 2 of the lead elves in Lord of the Rings) were characters on the TV series "LOST?" They were even engaged. But...sadly, they broke up during the filming of LOST supposedly because she cheated on him. I really think Monahan is a sweetie...must have broke his heart. [link to youtu.be (secure)] "Kate" (E.Lilly) is at the 3:20 min mark. (The things you learn on GLP...hummmm....) Great entry! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |