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Severe Anxiety about the 23rd? Laugh a little & Win a GLP Upgraded Member--Contest for 9-22-2017.

 
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EDITED: 9-23-2017 (ARE WE STILL HERE? GEEZE, LOUISE!)

CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED...


CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED:

TheNOW

I appreciated everyone who entered--and it was a REALLY tough decision to make! But here we go!

wow

WE HAVE TWO (2) UPGRADE WINNERS:
NOTE:
Kuddos to the people who contributed a few green
karmas so we could UPGRADE TWO NEW GLP MEMBERS!
HURRAY!


Swamprat: page 3
Dog:
That flying dragon and those four flaming horses were AMAZING!!
Cat:
Well yeah, but that film crew is not the news people. That's "CHEATERZ 2". Your wife knows!

and

IWannaLearn
(Pg. 5)
Dog : The world will change on September 23rd.
Cat : If stupidity was an illness, you'd be dead right now.

AND
Dog: Which one of us is going to tell our DoomTard, err, Master that he doesn't need to dig a bunker...Nothing is going to happen on the 23rd!

Cat: Shut up and help me turn the sprinklers on max.

Dog: Great idea. He thought it was so funny when he left you in the yard that time and turned them on. I'll get the camera!

NOTE TO THE UPGRADE WINNERS:
I will not be applying the upgrade immediately tonight.
I need you to come back into the thread and CONFIRM
THAT YOU ACCEPT THIS UPGRADE. (I've had to do this for
various reasons--but mainly to be sure you will use the
gift and that you don't wish to give it to someone else.
Just let me know!)


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GLP MEMBERS (GREEN KARMA PRIZE)


Synchop8edRythm Pg. 3
Dog : How long do we leave the human outside?

Cat : Long enough to see him beg. Did you make sure to lock all the doors??
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Munsoned Pg. 3
Dog: Well it was nice knowing ya!

Cat: Why? Oh yeah, our mom is Nancy Lieder. Oh well, bye! I'll be by the catnip if you need me.

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Feisty Broad--Page 4
Dog: Which one of us is going to tell our DoomTard, err, Master that he doesn't
need to dig a bunker...Nothing is going to happen on the 23rd!

Cat: Shut up and help me turn the sprinklers on max.

Dog: Great idea. He thought it was so funny when he left you in the yard that time
and turned them on. I'll get the camera!

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The Rickest Rick Sanchez Pg. 1

Dog: Whatcha doin?

Cat: I'm preparing to Purrrge.

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Zedakah Pg. 1

Dog: Is Today the day Hillary usurps the Presidency?

Cat: No...Thankfully, it's just the end of the world.

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NON-BLUE NAME A.C.'S "Honorable Mention"
(Sorry can't upgrade you unless you are registered (blue name)


A.C.75108941 Pg. 3
BIG DOG IF THE WORLD IS GOING TO END WHY ARE THEY
STEALING TVS?

LITTLE KITTAH REMEMBER - THESE ARE HUMANS. THEY ARE
STILL EVOLVING. AT LEAST THEY WERE.
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Anonymous Coward 49018768:MV8zNjQyNDM4XzY1MDc1MDAwXzUwMDA3MTQ0]
dog said: what do you mean the true EOTW date is the 24th?

cat said: well look, add all the house address together and divide by the number of houses. see 24.


THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED--WE HAD SOME
WONDERFUL ENTRIES...REALLY CLEVER.

THANKS TO THOSE WHO DONATED "KARMA" TO BE ABLE TO
UPGRADE 2 FOLKS TONIGHT! GOOD JOB EVERYONE!


hfhfhf

END EDITS 9-23-2017

edited: 9-22-2017 2:31 PM EST
o.k...I saw this thread up on the board this A.M.
that already has had over 5,000 views--so CLEARLY
people want a chance to share WHATEVER THEY SEE as
something "odd" as a warning...or a suspicious "trend"
to match the 9-23-2017 date.

Thread: 9-22-17 Google Doodle Message To The Elite To GO Underground Before Tomorrow?

(And another one...
Thread: Weird shit is starting to happen!

So, I'm doing an upgrade CAPTION CONTEST (again) so
we can imagine some SILLY predictions--or NOT so silly
ones (if that's your deal) for TOMORROW'S DATE.
If
GOOGLE is giving us a "sign" for the 23rd (their little
cartoon "doodle" showing a squirrel going UNDERGROUND TODAY...let's get our OWN IDEAS out there!



NOTE:
I personally don't feel ANY natural event is going to
take place on the 23rd (give or take a day or two--mainly
because I NEVER DO DATES--including something as important
to many folks as the "Rapture" or "end of the world.")
But
I do know TPTB can take advantage of public hysteria
--as we are seeing this week--to "insert" a false flag event
which may mimic a "Natural Event"--and we've seen this BEFORE, right?
So, use your discernment to evaluate ANY strange reports over the next 48 hours--UDECIDE!


SylvesterSmoke

So...Take this as a heads-up. NO FEAR!


END EDITS

CAPTION THIS PHOTO:

:CaptionBigDog:
CAPTION THE EXCHANGE BETWEEN "BIG DOG"
& "LITTLE KITTAH" about their "uneasy feelings"
concerning the 9-23-2017 date!


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TO GET THE UPGRADE--BUT ANYONE CAN ENTER.

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AND
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CONTEST THRU 10:00 PM EST TONIGHT! (9-22-2017)

NO FEAR!

cheers
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Dog: Whatcha doin?

Cat: Preparing to Purrge.

:CaptionBigDog:
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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Dog: IS Today the day Hillary usurps the presidency?

Cat: Thankfully no, it's just the end of the world.
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Dog: Where our humans go?

Cat: Over there in that that hole in the ground.
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Dog: Whatcha doin?

Cat: Preparing to Purrge.

:CaptionBigDog:
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


lol!

(I'm glad you said "purrge" and NOT "furball hurl!")

Thanks!
cheers
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Cat: There he is, the orange one.
Dog: I do this and you let me go downstairs hassle free?
Cat: That's the deal, now go!
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Dog: Well here's Windows...

Cat: Yep, and the mouse is over there...


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Dog: Where our humans go?

Cat: Over there in that that hole in the ground.
 Quoting: sanspeur33


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Cat: Yep, all done using my own brush ...


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Dog: Hey Cat, what'cha lookin' at?

Cat: The human's tomato plants just hopped a bus.
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SHAME ON YOU, OP!

You could at least have the common courtesy to encourage people to
begin the shaving rituals and edge tomato plants closer to the door.

Frankly, given your fine reputation on this board (unlike me....),
I am wondering if something is in fact in the offing for tomorrow and
you are hiding it from us for some nefarious reason.....

hiding
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:CaptionBigDog:
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie

Dog: Friend, what do you see?
Cat: Purrfection. Opened doors.
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dog: aliens?

cat: naw, demons......
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DOG: Zombie Stormtroopers!
Cat: Sieg Heil!
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SHAME ON YOU, OP!

You could at least have the common courtesy to encourage people to
begin the shaving rituals and edge tomato plants closer to the door.

Frankly, given your fine reputation on this board (unlike me....),
I am wondering if something is in fact in the offing for tomorrow and
you are hiding it from us for some nefarious reason.....

hiding
 Quoting: Gelatinous Mass


It is true, Gelatinous Mass...I DO HAVE AN EVIL TWIN.

(Never look a "gift horse" in the mouth!...I've never
really understood that phrase.) lol!

Here we go....just FOR YOU JELLO...

:CaptionBigDog:

BIG DOG: "I see she took in the tomato plants last night,
see that, Quimby?"
LITTLE KITTAH: "Yeah...I see that. But that ain't NUTHIN,
Rin-Tin-Tin, her MAN took the LOCK OFF THE BUNKER. I saw him
carry my cat tree DOWN THERE-
-but NOT your bed!"
BIG DOG: "I know. They want me to stay up here
...and GUARD THE F'ING TOMATOES."


There...We covered TOMATOES...and bunkers. That better?

cheers
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:CaptionBigDog:

Dog: "Out, Out, Out...I need OUT! Why won't the doomtard log off and let us OUT?"
Kitty: "The dumb dotard thinks 9/23 doom will be deeper than your Big Dog doo...m!
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dog says, 'hey baby, seen this emoticon on GLP?'

dogcat

cat says, 'oooh, that would be the dog's bollocks hun! Let me just give a Nazi salute first though!''
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I am an apocalyptic cult survivor. I grew up in one - and left 5 years ago. (This could explain why I like glp).....anyways, the "master" of said cult - has put out a bulletin - that this is the "end." BUT I've heard that since 1969 - so there you have it. (My mother is still in the cult) - I'm trying to get her to leave - especially after she read this "announcement" to me. Why the "master" would pick NOW kind of freaks me out.
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I am an apocalyptic cult survivor. I grew up in one - and left 5 years ago. (This could explain why I like glp).....anyways, the "master" of said cult - has put out a bulletin - that this is the "end." BUT I've heard that since 1969 - so there you have it. (My mother is still in the cult) - I'm trying to get her to leave - especially after she read this "announcement" to me. Why the "master" would pick NOW kind of freaks me out.
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and then the cat said?
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I think the "master" is preying on the fear and anxiety in the ethers. Her intention is to get her students to do her bidding. She's using fear to extract money and resources from them. It's pretty sick. Sorry.
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Dog: Where our humans go?

Cat: Over there in that that hole in the ground.
 Quoting: sanspeur33


This is funny. +1 vote.
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All of the earth changes are leading up to 3/4 of the world being destroyed. That is the prediction - but I've been told that since age 6.
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All of the earth changes are leading up to 3/4 of the world being destroyed. That is the prediction - but I've been told that since age 6.

now this you are correct about, but we are supposed to be cheering ourselves up here....
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This hysteria is getting a little old frankly. IF tomorrow is THE DAY to end all days there is not a damn thing we can do about it. Our only saving grace will be if we lived our lives in compliance to God's laws, followed the 10 Commandments and did unto others as we would like them to do unto us then we will have a peaceful after life, if not it is hot in hell from all I have heard..

If tomorrow is just another day in a million + year series that mankind has survived, then we will all have a good laugh at those with egg on their face.

Let Go and Let God, you are not in control of anything except yourself, or rather how you let life affect and effect you.

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The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.

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Cat: Cat lives matter.
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DOG: Why are you being such a pussy?

Cat: Didn't you see our human on GLP last night? He even brought the tomato plants in!
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hi OC

Hows the ground under you?

dogcat

Just for fun...

Dog says: Is that 'Rocketman' (Kim Jong Un)?

Cat says: No, just a pussy like me.

tounge

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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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dog says 'hey babe, i've got yer lipstick here'

cat ' not falling for that one AGAIN!'





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