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Donald Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!

 
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Donald Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!
Know that thing Donald Trump does when he just learned something brand new, so he explains it to you like he’s some fucking Sky King imparting information only he is qualified and smart enough to share? For instance, facts like “Abraham Lincoln was a Republican”? Well, he’s done it again, folks!

Far be it from you asshole liberals to say Donald Trump is ignoring the devastation in Puerto Rico, because aside from how he yelled at Puerto Rico for being such a loser when it got hurricaned, Trump took TWO BREAKS from holler-bitching about NFL foooooobawwwww players being irredeemably black on Tuesday, so he could drop some #wisdom about the Puerto Rico situation.

Let's have a look at the brand new things Donald Trump learned about Puerto Rico today:



It’s an island!

YASSSSSSS QUEEN.

In Texas, we can ship the trucks right out there … but the difference is this is an island.

100% correct, sir!

Sitting in the middle of an ocean!

Fuckin’ #KnowledgeBowl kids ain’t got nothin’ on old Bozo the President here!

And it’s a big ocean! It’s a very big ocean!

Ocean? Which ocean is it???? Bad news, because that was not part of the briefing Trump got before this particular on-camera moment.

Later in the day, Trump did a press conference with Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy of Spain, whom he kept referring to as the “president” of Spain, because fucking come on, he is learning about oceans and hurricanes and Puerto Rico today, we can’t burden him with learning the proper title of the world leader he’s meeting with right now, OK?

Anyway, please quiz each other on the brand new information the president just learned today about how you cannot drive your truck to Hurricane Sharknado in Puerto Rico because there is a thing called “ocean” and it is the YOOGEST!!
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Before today, I did not know that Donald Trump was at genius level in geography. I am constantly amazed at his expertise in...well, everything!

So much winning.
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He has to explain it like that for all the dumbasses that don't even know where it is, let alone an island.
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He has to explain it like that for all the dumbasses that don't even know where it is, let alone an island.
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Always gotta love the ridiculous excuses that Trump cult followers come up with.

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More geography quotes from the geographer in chief regarding the situation in Puerto Rico:

This is a thing called the Atlantic Ocean!

THE FUCK YOU SAY, MR. WIZARD?

Only thing is, Puerto Rico is in the Caribbean Sea, not in the Atlantic Ocean. But we are happy to know now that he has learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called.

It’s out in the ocean. it’s out in the ocean. You can’t just drive your trucks out there.

Pity Donald Trump doesn’t have any sort of fleet of boats at his command …
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He has to explain it like that for all the dumbasses that don't even know where it is, let alone an island.
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Always gotta love the ridiculous excuses that Trump cult followers come up with.

norespect
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But THIS one was TRUE.
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He has to explain it like that for all the dumbasses that don't even know where it is, let alone an island.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73801098


Always gotta love the ridiculous excuses that Trump cult followers come up with.

norespect
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But THIS one was TRUE.
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"Many people don't know it but "oceans" are just water, okay? I mean you hear "ocean" and you think it's a big Irish foot or something, but it's water. Lot's of water. More than even the swimming pool in the Whitehouse and let me tell you that is a big beautiful pool. Really one of the best, well, you know, not as good as some of the other ones I have up in New York, Dubai, Florida, everywhere really, some really stunning pools and did you know that girls like pools? Let me tell you. You want to see girls? Put in a pool. And I mean they're there walking around and they're wearing almost nothing and it's just you've got to have a pool, right? It's beautiful so beautiful. America needs more pools. More pools and the women will get prettier, I guarantee it. They'll get a nice swimsuit, maybe lose some weight, and they're right there and you know what's really great? A really great pool, there's a guy who'll bring you a sandwich, or taco bowl, whatever you want, right there and you can just eat your food and a soda, he'll bring you a soda and you're at the pool and it's just wonderful."
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The left sees an opportunity to show suffering American brown people to the world and point the finger of blame solely at Trump.

Conservatives are too busy worrying about the NFL to get on the lefts lies that Trump has done nothing.

The left see a big opening and they are going for it. Trump has just been serving up reality, but the left want to redefine reality in terms of a racist, dumb incompetence president right now.

Check the fema thread on Twitter. The US has and continues to aid PR.
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"Many people don't know it but "oceans" are just water, okay? I mean you hear "ocean" and you think it's a big Irish foot or something, but it's water. Lot's of water. More than even the swimming pool in the Whitehouse and let me tell you that is a big beautiful pool. Really one of the best, well, you know, not as good as some of the other ones I have up in New York, Dubai, Florida, everywhere really, some really stunning pools and did you know that girls like pools? Let me tell you. You want to see girls? Put in a pool. And I mean they're there walking around and they're wearing almost nothing and it's just you've got to have a pool, right? It's beautiful so beautiful. America needs more pools. More pools and the women will get prettier, I guarantee it. They'll get a nice swimsuit, maybe lose some weight, and they're right there and you know what's really great? A really great pool, there's a guy who'll bring you a sandwich, or taco bowl, whatever you want, right there and you can just eat your food and a soda, he'll bring you a soda and you're at the pool and it's just wonderful."
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Who knew Donald posted on GLP...lol
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lots and lots of people will know about 'ocean', soon
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Eh, he's smart enough to be a multi, multi millionaire, maybe a billionaire.

So F off OP. Don't you have a gay pride parade to march in or something more important to do than whine about Trump?
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Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

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You're writing style is hilarious.
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This has, all out of tampons and the stores shut, written all over it.

Feel better now OPIE?
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More geography quotes from the geographer in chief regarding the situation in Puerto Rico:

This is a thing called the Atlantic Ocean!

THE FUCK YOU SAY, MR. WIZARD?

Only thing is, Puerto Rico is in the Caribbean Sea, not in the Atlantic Ocean. But we are happy to know now that he has learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called.

It’s out in the ocean. it’s out in the ocean. You can’t just drive your trucks out there.

Pity Donald Trump doesn’t have any sort of fleet of boats at his command …
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73863472


Puerto Rico is where the Atlantic stops and the Caribbean begins. The North side is the Atlantic and the South side is the Caribbean.
POTUS has many, many boats at his command. Ever hear of the US Navy? How about the US Coast Guard?
Don't you have some protest to go to?
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Know that thing Donald Trump does when he just learned something brand new, so he explains it to you like he’s some fucking Sky King imparting information only he is qualified and smart enough to share? For instance, facts like “Abraham Lincoln was a Republican”? Well, he’s done it again, folks!

Far be it from you asshole liberals to say Donald Trump is ignoring the devastation in Puerto Rico, because aside from how he yelled at Puerto Rico for being such a loser when it got hurricaned, Trump took TWO BREAKS from holler-bitching about NFL foooooobawwwww players being irredeemably black on Tuesday, so he could drop some #wisdom about the Puerto Rico situation.

Let's have a look at the brand new things Donald Trump learned about Puerto Rico today:



It’s an island!

YASSSSSSS QUEEN.

In Texas, we can ship the trucks right out there … but the difference is this is an island.

100% correct, sir!

Sitting in the middle of an ocean!

Fuckin’ #KnowledgeBowl kids ain’t got nothin’ on old Bozo the President here!

And it’s a big ocean! It’s a very big ocean!

Ocean? Which ocean is it???? Bad news, because that was not part of the briefing Trump got before this particular on-camera moment.

Later in the day, Trump did a press conference with Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy of Spain, whom he kept referring to as the “president” of Spain, because fucking come on, he is learning about oceans and hurricanes and Puerto Rico today, we can’t burden him with learning the proper title of the world leader he’s meeting with right now, OK?

Anyway, please quiz each other on the brand new information the president just learned today about how you cannot drive your truck to Hurricane Sharknado in Puerto Rico because there is a thing called “ocean” and it is the YOOGEST!!
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Before today, I did not know that Donald Trump was at genius level in geography. I am constantly amazed at his expertise in...well, everything!

So much winning.
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someday you will crawl on a boat to come here, Dyke man.

Europe is a pigsty of muslime pigs, who is smart, the swineherders of the Niederlanden or President Trump?


facts speak.

you built dykes against the ocean.... so what

you neglected to build one against invasion.

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OP just discovered that Peurto Rico isn't some city in Mexico and is in fact an island. Had his mind blown and blames Trump, because that's what liberals do.
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"Many people don't know it but "oceans" are just water, okay? I mean you hear "ocean" and you think it's a big Irish foot or something, but it's water. Lot's of water. More than even the swimming pool in the Whitehouse and let me tell you that is a big beautiful pool. Really one of the best, well, you know, not as good as some of the other ones I have up in New York, Dubai, Florida, everywhere really, some really stunning pools and did you know that girls like pools? Let me tell you. You want to see girls? Put in a pool. And I mean they're there walking around and they're wearing almost nothing and it's just you've got to have a pool, right? It's beautiful so beautiful. America needs more pools. More pools and the women will get prettier, I guarantee it. They'll get a nice swimsuit, maybe lose some weight, and they're right there and you know what's really great? A really great pool, there's a guy who'll bring you a sandwich, or taco bowl, whatever you want, right there and you can just eat your food and a soda, he'll bring you a soda and you're at the pool and it's just wonderful."
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The Trump administration on Tuesday denied a request from several members of Congress to waive shipping restrictions to help get gasoline and other supplies to Puerto Rico as the island recovers from Hurricane Maria.
[link to thehill.com]
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The Trump administration on Tuesday denied a request from several members of Congress to waive shipping restrictions to help get gasoline and other supplies to Puerto Rico as the island recovers from Hurricane Maria.
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It just keeps on coming!

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Trunp was right.
Still eating the crust off Hillary's dirty diaper, I see.

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C'mon OP!!!!

No body knows about the oceans you Trump hater!
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C'mon OP!!!!

No body knows about the oceans you Trump hater!
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lol

Trump hater, or Trump cultists?
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Well, OPee, when Donald starts talking like an adult, libtards like you shit your pants, start crying and sputtering about Russia, Russia, Russia.

So, sometimes he breaks things down for the really stupid. Remember, he loves the poorly educated people too.

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He has to explain it like that for all the dumbasses that don't even know where it is, let alone an island.
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Always gotta love the ridiculous excuses that Trump cult followers come up with.

norespect
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Asked my neighbor today if he knew where Puerto Rico is and he said he thinks somewhere in Somalia ahahahahahahaha.
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C'mon OP!!!!

No body knows about the oceans you Trump hater!
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I just found out they exist.
Thank you President Trump!!
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Before today, I did not know that Donald Trump was at genius level in geography. I am constantly amazed at his expertise in...well, everything!

So much winning.
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Thank you, Mr. President, for those enlightening and profound comments about oceans and islands.

Our beloved leader is truly a jackoff of many trades.





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