about 12 or 13 years ago I switched to Everclear in anything. Planned for my stomach to be totally empty targeting the buzz. Going through a pint of Everclear in a half hour just to get a solid buzz. Four malt 40's chugged in an hour barely got me anything. Half a GL of vodka lasted 1 and a half days.

I asked myself what the hell was I doing. I haven't had as much as a drop of any alcohol since. Jeez.