Trump also found some time to talk about the F-35 airplane, because that’s way more interesting to suffering Puerto Ricans than boring shit like “electricity” or “drinkable water.”

“We are ordering hundreds of millions of dollars worth of new airplanes for the Air Force, especially the F-35. Do you like the F-35?” Trump asked military representatives in attendance at a briefing in San Juan. One of the officers referred to it as a “game-changing technology” and “awesome airplane.” “I said, how does it do in the fights and how did they do in fights with the F-35? We do very well. You can’t see it, literally, you can’t see it. So it’s hard to fight a plane that you can’t see, right?

“But that’s an expensive plane that you can’t see. That I can tell you.”

YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE IT. THAT I CAN TELL YOU. IT IS MORE INVISIBLE THAN DONALD TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS.