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8 INSTRUCTIONS FOR ANYONE LEFT BEHIND AFTER THE RAPTURE!

 
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8 INSTRUCTIONS FOR ANYONE LEFT BEHIND AFTER THE RAPTURE!
If you're reading this after the disappearance of hundreds of millions of men, women and children, you've been left behind. The Lord Jesus Christ has come for those of us who have prepared ourselves for His coming.

Do not believe whatever the Government will tell you, for they will have been completely taken over by the Devil and his fallen angels. So will all the Religions on earth.

The Devil and his angels will attempt to destroy anyone who becomes a follower of Jesus Christ.

If you want to end up in hell do nothing. However, if you want to become a child of God and live in God's kingdom in heaven or on earth during the Millennium reign of Christ then you must do the following:

1. Repent from your sins and acknowledge Jesus Christ as your Lord and God.

2. Get yourself a Bible and read it everyday so that the Holy Spirit can guide you on how to conduct yourself during the next 7 years of Great Tribulation.

3. Pray to be filled with the Holy Spirit.

4. Say the Lord's Prayer every morning and every night.

5. Start fasting. You must learn to do this because food will become scarce for all those who refuse the mark of the beast. Do not take the mark of the beast, which is mentioned in the book of Revelation.

6. Look for other people who will choose to become followers of Christ just like you and start praying and studying the Word together.

7. Keep the Lord's commandment to love one another.

8. Prepare to die for your faith, if necessary. If it's God's will you'll survive the next 7 Years and be one of few left to repopulate the earth during the Millennium reign of Christ from the year 2024.

You've now just enlisted in God's own army. The only resistance to the Devil and his angels during Mankind's darkest hour! May God be with you.


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I'm just curious....how old are you by chance???

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You are a satanist and a LIAR OP.

Every single rapture date you gave FAILED because you are a LIAR and are simply here to bring derision upon God and His people and cause mocking against them.

Thats what SATANISTS DO.

And thats ALL YOU EVER DO.

I REBUKE YOU AND YOUR LIES IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AND YOUR HOPE IS LOST UNLESS YOU REPENT.
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I would like to help you caption your next book:

"The Dummies Guide to Those Left Behind After the Rapture."

I will do this free of charge and I believe that it will
become a best seller (especially with my marvelous design
work.) I do, however, want a % of the movie revenue when
Hollywood picks it up.

Please don't take this as a joke. I'm totally serious and
I think that your idea will be a great service to humanity
(those who are left.)

I'll start working on this today. Anyone want to help?

cheers
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let me correct this spanner:

f you're reading this after the DEATH of hundreds of millions of men, women and children, you've been left behind.

etc etc
:D
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DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH they aint gonna vanish, they will be TAKEN. WHERE??

Luk 17:33 “Whoever seeks to save his life shall lose it, and whoever loses his life shall preserve it.
Luk 17:34 “I say to you, in that night there shall be two in one bed, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.
Luk 17:35 “Two shall be grinding together, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.
Luk 17:36 “Two shall be in the field, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.”

Luk 17:37 And they answering, said to Him, “Where, Master?” And He said to them, “Where the body is, there also the eagles shall be gathered together.”

DEAD.

D.E.D DEAD.
supr fkn dead, at high efficiency dead, dead as fuck, dead as a doornail, deader than dead, under the ice, DEAD

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

if yer "taken" yer DEAD. not fkn floaty float into the sky cause your so perfect you dont need 10 Commandments, thanks for making team Bible look bad rapture cunts, your like flat earthers, criminally insane,
:D
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If you're reading this after the disappearance of hundreds of millions of men, women and children, you've been left behind. The Lord Jesus Christ has come for those of us who have prepared ourselves for His coming.

Do not believe whatever the Government will tell you, for they will have been completely taken over by the Devil and his fallen angels. So will all the Religions on earth.

The Devil and his angels will attempt to destroy anyone who becomes a follower of Jesus Christ.

If you want to end up in hell do nothing. However, if you want to become a child of God and live in God's kingdom in heaven or on earth during the Millennium reign of Christ then you must do the following:

1. Repent from your sins and acknowledge Jesus Christ as your Lord and God.

2. Get yourself a Bible and read it everyday so that the Holy Spirit can guide you on how to conduct yourself during the next 7 years of Great Tribulation.

3. Pray to be filled with the Holy Spirit.

4. Say the Lord's Prayer every morning and every night.

5. Start fasting. You must learn to do this because food will become scarce for all those who refuse the mark of the beast. Do not take the mark of the beast, which is mentioned in the book of Revelation.

6. Look for other people who will choose to become followers of Christ just like you and start praying and studying the Word together.

7. Keep the Lord's commandment to love one another.

8. Prepare to die for your faith, if necessary. If it's God's will you'll survive the next 7 Years and be one of few left to repopulate the earth during the Millennium reign of Christ from the year 2024.

 Quoting: JJASO2017Rapture

You are a false prophet. One day God is going to judge you for this post you made.

From Mark 13:32

“However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.”
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Op didn't say what day the rapture is he thinks it's this year.We got 2 and a half months left.
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The Bible is replete with scripture that completely rules out any pre-trib rapture. It is a heresy that causes you to worship that remnant of Babylon you call "chosen". In doing so, you sell your own birthright.

It is the born again who was "chosen before the worlds began." It is the born again who are called "priests and kings". It is the born again who "inherit the promises".

It is Jesus Christ our king who said "It is finished" and "I have lost none".

The antiChrist nation of non-believers is not going to suddenly repent. As it was prophesied,you have been led astray. Scripture says there is another Jesus and a different gospel.

Jesus Christ prayed "take them not out of this world". The tribulation is man-made for "they are destroyed by the very brightness of His coming." Rest in the words of Christ and He will protect you. Rest in the promise of psalms 23 and 91.

Depend not on the false teachings of a fallen teacher. Turn to Jesus..the real one. He sent the Holy Spirit to open His word and lead you into all truth. Seek out those who have the mind of Christ..for they are wells of living water that nourish your spirit and feed your inner man.
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You are a satanist and a LIAR OP.

Every single rapture date you gave FAILED because you are a LIAR and are simply here to bring derision upon God and His people and cause mocking against them.

Thats what SATANISTS DO.

And thats ALL YOU EVER DO.

I REBUKE YOU AND YOUR LIES IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AND YOUR HOPE IS LOST UNLESS YOU REPENT.
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Excellent Opie, never mind those who try to dissuade your attempts at preparing those who are not ready now
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ded
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I would like to help you caption your next book:

"The Dummies Guide to Those Left Behind After the Rapture."

I will do this free of charge and I believe that it will
become a best seller (especially with my marvelous design
work.) I do, however, want a % of the movie revenue when
Hollywood picks it up.

Please don't take this as a joke. I'm totally serious and
I think that your idea will be a great service to humanity
(those who are left.)

I'll start working on this today. Anyone want to help?

cheers
TheOracle'sCookie

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sounds like you might be that "dummie" that will need that guide yourself.
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The Bible is replete with scripture that completely rules out any pre-trib rapture. It is a heresy that causes you to worship that remnant of Babylon you call "chosen". In doing so, you sell your own birthright.
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absolute crap
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You forgot a few items on your list;

- Feed the cat
- let the dog out
- Turn off the Gas
- Turn of the Pandora stream on earth so it can be used in heaven after the rapture
- Take the trash to the road Monday night

and most important of all, bring in the tomato plants
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You forgot a few items on your list;

- Feed the cat
- let the dog out
- Turn off the Gas
- Turn of the Pandora stream on earth so it can be used in heaven after the rapture
- Take the trash to the road Monday night

and most important of all, bring in the tomato plants
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?

What is this some kind of ill attempt at a joke?

??
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You forgot a few items on your list;

- Feed the cat
- let the dog out
- Turn off the Gas
- Turn of the Pandora stream on earth so it can be used in heaven after the rapture
- Take the trash to the road Monday night

and most important of all, bring in the tomato plants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72022675


?

What is this some kind of ill attempt at a joke?

??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73801900


What you don't care about fluffy? Your off to your rapture and thats all you care about is your own safety?
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BUMP for Fluffys safety
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I say if didn't make the first draft you sure as hell ain't going to make the second. you might as well have fun. Lots of hookers.
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doesnt proverbs mention the wicked or unrighteous being torn away from the earth? you sure you want to bank on this rapture thing? after all, hollywood believes it. think about that aspect of it.
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Post trib rapture is catholic doctrine lol
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Post trib rapture is catholic doctrine lol
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So is Tenderizing the Anuses of Alter Boys, what's your point?
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You forgot a few items on your list;

- Feed the cat
- let the dog out
- Turn off the Gas
- Turn of the Pandora stream on earth so it can be used in heaven after the rapture
- Take the trash to the road Monday night

and most important of all, bring in the tomato plants
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72022675


?

What is this some kind of ill attempt at a joke?

??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73801900


I think God has a sense of humor! And would chuckle at this....especially the parts about the trash and tomato plants. ! But God doesn't need pandora radio when he has angels !
Patriot_In_Waiting

My name is patriot_in_waiting and I'm a GLPTARD

If we get caught.....I'm deaf, and you don't speak English
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Eat lots of garlic to ward off the vampires.
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let me correct this spanner:

f you're reading this after the DEATH of hundreds of millions of men, women and children, you've been left behind.

etc etc
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The survivors of such a huge catastrophe would certainly have their work cut out for them. It could well be that the survivors would envy the dead.
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As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

Not returned, the word is revealed, so will already be here.

31 In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

This is about faith.

32 Remember Lot's wife.

33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36 Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37 And they (the apostles) answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? (WHERE WILL THEY BE TAKEN?) And CHRIST said unto them, Wheresoever the body (of Christ) is, thither will the EAGLES (THOSE TAKEN) be gathered together.
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The Rapture already happened. Where were you?

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DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH they aint gonna vanish, they will be TAKEN. WHERE??

Luk 17:33 “Whoever seeks to save his life shall lose it, and whoever loses his life shall preserve it.
Luk 17:34 “I say to you, in that night there shall be two in one bed, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.
Luk 17:35 “Two shall be grinding together, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.
Luk 17:36 “Two shall be in the field, the one shall be taken and the other shall be left.”

Luk 17:37 And they answering, said to Him, “Where, Master?” And He said to them, “Where the body is, there also the eagles shall be gathered together.”

DEAD.

D.E.D DEAD.
supr fkn dead, at high efficiency dead, dead as fuck, dead as a doornail, deader than dead, under the ice, DEAD

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

if yer "taken" yer DEAD. not fkn floaty float into the sky cause your so perfect you dont need 10 Commandments, thanks for making team Bible look bad rapture cunts, your like flat earthers, criminally insane,
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I totally agree.
If there is a rapture it will be by death. And it's probably gonna hurt. No one is going to sprout wings and fly up into the sky.
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If you're reading this after the disappearance of hundreds of millions of men, women and children, you've been left behind. The Lord Jesus Christ has come for those of us who have prepared ourselves for His coming.

Do not believe whatever the Government will tell you, for they will have been completely taken over by the Devil and his fallen angels. So will all the Religions on earth.

The Devil and his angels will attempt to destroy anyone who becomes a follower of Jesus Christ.

If you want to end up in hell do nothing. However, if you want to become a child of God and live in God's kingdom in heaven or on earth during the Millennium reign of Christ then you must do the following:

1. Repent from your sins and acknowledge Jesus Christ as your Lord and God.

2. Get yourself a Bible and read it everyday so that the Holy Spirit can guide you on how to conduct yourself during the next 7 years of Great Tribulation.

3. Pray to be filled with the Holy Spirit.

4. Say the Lord's Prayer every morning and every night.

5. Start fasting. You must learn to do this because food will become scarce for all those who refuse the mark of the beast. Do not take the mark of the beast, which is mentioned in the book of Revelation.

6. Look for other people who will choose to become followers of Christ just like you and start praying and studying the Word together.

7. Keep the Lord's commandment to love one another.

8. Prepare to die for your faith, if necessary. If it's God's will you'll survive the next 7 Years and be one of few left to repopulate the earth during the Millennium reign of Christ from the year 2024.

 Quoting: JJASO2017Rapture


We don't die for our faith, we die in FAITH. While in our faith knowing Jesus Christ is our Saviour and Lord.

Do not fast. Keep your strength, eating little and healthier is better to shrink stomach and keep the body strong. It's not what goes in the mouth or doesn't go in the mouth that really matters anyway. Start working out and building muscle. If you fast you will lose muscle and have little strength. A bit of a fat reserve and muscle and build endurance is the way to go at this time.

Dialogue with Jesus always is important as Jesus is in your heart, the Holy Spirit will guide you; bibles may not be in easy reach so practice not clinging to it and clinging to Jesus and the Holy Spirit instead.
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This idiot holds the glp record for the most rapture fails in one year.

Altogether he set 16 different dates....most of them last month and this month.

He is a satanist trying his best to duscredit god and christians both.





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