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CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (SORRY) HERE ARE THE WINNNERS:

WINNERS FOR THE 2 1-MONTH TRIAL UPGRADE ARE AS FOLLOWS

(Upgrade winners will need to be confirmed by the winners
--just let me know that you "ACCEPT"
in a post below)
Upgrades will be applied 11-04-2017:

FIRST WINNER:


Deplorable Zenobia (post is on Page 1)
"Kibble stashed in the dryer...check!
Couple of bottles of A-1...check!
<smash...breaking of glass>
Damn! Broke one of the bottles, must wash paws!"

SECOND WINNER:


IN YER NECK:

"Whadya' mean your here to shave me????"
(Pg. 7)
**For those new to GLP "to "shave" someone is to
"save their life"--not sure how that all got
started...but it's cute!

CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS! GREAT JOB!


GREEN KARMA PRIZES:


ROCKSTAR 101 (Pg. 4)

And they drank from the sink anyways, and became like gods knowing both good and evil.
(Genesis 1 for CATS!)

---------------------------------------------
CrankyFairy1 -- Page 7

"Until it's over, I'm gonna hide down here in this rabbit hole..."

---------------------------------------------
KKOPPI

Then Robin the cat, while washing his face, suddenly saw a bright, vivid apparition.
It was a bright shining cat, floating over the bath, illuminating the shampoo and conditioner.

"Fear not," said the apparition, "I came here to free you. Free all the cats from
your body that is a prison. Come to knowledge. Come to understand the universe.
Know who you are, know that you are more than you think you are." The apparition
made Robin the cat forget the world around him. He always felt alone in that
shitty house and his shitty feminist boss. He was truly stunned by this role-model
cat, he couldn't take his eyes off the All-Knowing Cat of Liberation.
-------------------------------------------------

DEPLORABLE TAILDRAGGER (pg.7)

"...Bury this shit before GLP PINS it!"
lmao

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SPECIAL MENTION -- A.C.'s with no blue name (yet)

A.C. 06322

"Now I know why Scooby Doh used to say:
"RUH ROH!"

Thank you everyone who entered!...REALLY

I do these upgrades pretty much monthly just to
"spread the wealth"--as I have received many upgrades
from anonymous folks over the many years I've been on
GLP. It always seems to come right at the best time when
I'm strapped for cash--so I know how it feels to have
an upgrade surprise!

Hope you will enjoy entering the contest and having
a few laughs.

END EDITS


There ya go!

I hosted a "Caption this Image Contest" the first of last month
(9-01-2017) and had lots of fun with it. Lots of great ideas
and 2 winners for new GLP upgrades--double the fun!
Thread: Caption this image Contest Today! 1 Month Free Trail Upgrade for TWO A.C.s CONTEST CLOSED


CELEBRATE TODAY'S ASTRONOMY ANNOUNCEMENT 10-16-17 AT
10:00 A.M. EST WITH THIS NEW CONTEST!


As I am closing my "The Eclipse was an OMEN" thread tomorrow
AFTER THE LIGO/VIRGO ASTRONOMY TEAM "UNPRECEDENTED ANNOUNCEMENT"
--I thought I'd have us caption an image for another 1 month
GLP upgrade for a BLUE-NAME A.C. (You need to be registered,
but NOT a member) as a tribute to all that AMAZING NEWS!
Thread: "Great American Eclipse" NOT an OMEN/Sign? LV Mass Shooting, 4 Hurricanes, X-Class Flares, 9-23 and Global Quakes changed your mind?

I am personally, just a little nervous about what the announcement
about the unprecedented space discovery may be...and this image really shows
the body language of a "cat-person" ON the edge of her sink
with anxiety as she faces the bad (or good?) news in
her life.

Weizersink
CAPTION THIS IMAGE
(What's kittah worried about...add a funny
caption--or NOT so funny--UDECIDE!)


THIS CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH MONDAY NIGHT 9:00 PM EST.
AND...in case the "UNPRECEDENTED SPACE DISCOVERY"
announcement is bad news! We can talk about the announcement as well as who wins the contest! Should be a very interesting
day tomorrow!

Mid-afternoon Monday 10-16-2017 I will open the board for you
who wish to take part--VOTE YOUR CHOICE--and I will
take that into consideration when awarding the upgrade.

Winner will be awarded 1 month free GLP upgrade starting
tomorrow night.

MEMBERS who enter the contest will be rewarded with GREEN KARMA
POINTS, while A.Cs with NO BLUE NAME will receive "honorable
mention."

CATEGORIES:
1. BEST CAPTION FOR FUNNY
2. BEST CAPTION FOR SERIOUS
3. BEST ENTRY FOR A NON-BLUE NAME A.C.
4. BEST ENTRY BY A CURRENT MEMBER

Let's go!
cheers
O'sCookie

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Well, I'll go first. Here's the ice breaker, folks. Am sure there will be more creative captions to follow...

"Kibble stashed in the dryer...check!
Couple of bottles of A-1...check!
<smash...breaking of glass>
Damn! Broke one of the bottles, must wash paws!"

And yeah O's C....I'm kind of weirded out about this upcoming announcement tomorrow, too.
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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What?? I'm umm just washing up. Yeah thats it just washing up..."
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Must wash off all this bleach from hillarys emails.
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Don't mind me, I am just scrubbing Hillarys hard drives clean.
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Kitty haz new sink to piss in.
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Fuck transgender.....I'm a cat today.
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What do you mean killing mice isn't illegal?!?
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just dont stand there get me a towel
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" Mommy , I just found a fluffy thing in the dryer, surely you want me to wash it first before I eat it?"
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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" Ohhhh dad , glad you came so quickly , I ate that fluffy thing in the dryer and now I don't feel well , coughed up a uuge fur ball in the sink"
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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Mom, you missed a spot! tounge
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wtf you looking at , or can I help you
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" Look here huumannnnn! , I ain't sharing the steamed mouse from the dryer with anyone , got that!"

" Now if only I could wash off all the fluff on it"
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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I can't get these damn jelly beans off my socks!


(If u don't know what I mean, look at a cats paw. They're covered in jelly beans)
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Well, I'll go first. Here's the ice breaker, folks. Am sure there will be more creative captions to follow...

"Kibble stashed in the dryer...check!
Couple of bottles of A-1...check!
<smash...breaking of glass>
Damn! Broke one of the bottles, must wash paws!"

And yeah O's C....I'm kind of weirded out about this upcoming announcement tomorrow, too.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Wonderful entry! Really cute--you can entry MORE THAN
ONE TIME, by the way! So keep up the good work!

I'll be monitoring the thread but will be in and out
so everyone please be polite! NO CAT BASHING ALLOWED!

cheers
O'sCookie

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" Mommy , I just found a fluffy thing in the dryer, surely you want me to wash it first before I eat it?"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined


lmao
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" Look here huumannnnn! , I ain't sharing the steamed mouse from the dryer with anyone , got that!"

" Now if only I could wash off all the fluff on it"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined


[email protected]

I know it's a sick observation...but how DO they
swallow something FUZZY like that? It's so unbelievably
gross!!

:Jimbarfng:
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Reminds me of the dramatic chipmunk..
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" Your kidding me!!! , this is not the place to peel the shrimp"?


NOTE - I won last month so just here to entertain and inspire.

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"Are you shitting me? NA SA just announced that Niburu is real!?! Now you have to shave me?!?"
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wake up to THINK OR SINK
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"I'm black...sink is smooth and white, of course I hump it when you're not looking."
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"Call NASA! I discovered a mini Black Hole right here in our sink!"
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Better place for my pet goldfish.
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" Look here huumannnnn! , I ain't sharing the steamed mouse from the dryer with anyone , got that!"

" Now if only I could wash off all the fluff on it"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined


[email protected]

I know it's a sick observation...but how DO they
swallow something FUZZY like that? It's so unbelievably
gross!!

:Jimbarfng:
 Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie


Dammm, Caught trying to Wash Up after covering the evidence. MBH-ICpotential
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"Washy, washy, washy . . .WHAA? Oh--it's just you with that camera. I was just trying to pull the plug. You know how I hate water. . .and cameras. Damn, I hate cameras."
Life's a journey--pack with care.
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"What blood? You're girlfriend's fine.....I mean *meow-purrrrrrr*".
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Harvey Weinstein got the pussy again..........I think I'm going to puke !
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I was so sure if I washed this fur off the Chinese wouldn't eat me. What say you, Bob?





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