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Doom Break! The new genius, must have cellphone case. Impress your hipster friends with the latest in luxury!

 
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Doom Break! The new genius, must have cellphone case. Impress your hipster friends with the latest in luxury!
I promise that this is not an advertisement thread. I was looking for a new case for my phone and came across this little gem. It's just a miracle invention! Can't wait to put it on my Christmas list.

Some quick quotes from the descriptions:

"Guaranteed to make your phone not waterproof, to make your fancy touch screen not usable, and to produce blurry pictures"

"Non Protection - This case doesn’t protect your phone or wirelessly charge it."

And a promising review!:

After taking out my second loan on my mortgage for my iPhone 4, doubling down in vegas for my iPhone 5, "donating" my kidney for my iPhone 6, and becoming a professional "dancer" for my iPhone 7, I had to have the iPhone X. Well after selling all my parts to SCIENCE, I had very little money left over because of the "astronomical" price of the iPhone X, but 1$ I had, I actually even did some "back alley" work for a second 1$ and got the waterproofing edition!

Thank you moment for your amazing work and dedication to people like me who are basically holding a 1000$ paperweight due to not being able to afford the additional wireless plan. Because in my line of "work" these days I need all the protection I can get from foreign liquids ruining my phone. And now at least I look like the coolest hobo on the street! They all made houses with their cardboard, I HAVE AN iPHONE X CASE! DAB DAB DAB!



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 Quoting: Zuzu


The comments are hilarious! Lol
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 Quoting: Zuzu


The comments are hilarious! Lol
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The best part huh? chuckle

This one has to be a GLPer:

"Moment who have taken the next leap forward though, by disabling the front camera with this new case. Not just an end to selfies, but also the peace of mind of knowing that the FBI is no longer using it to spy on you.

Once your $1 case has been fitted and you have no Touch ID or Face ID you may worry about gaining access to your phone at all. Fortunately, Moment's careful choice of material for this new case will allow you to write your long passcode directly onto the phone case with any regular pen or pencil, so there's no need to memorize it. Access made simple."


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I'm going hunting commenting less and less load up pups .
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I'm going hunting commenting less and less load up pups .
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Yum, some venison sounds tasty!!
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From the description

"Non-protective paper walls add just enough bulk to your beautifully curved phone."
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banana2 good stuff, lmao.
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This child is an abused child imo.
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banana2 good stuff, lmao.
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I hope it brightened your day a bit.hf
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Re: Doom Break! The new genius, must have cellphone case. Impress your hipster friends with the latest in luxury!
I promise that this is not an advertisement thread. I was looking for a new case for my phone and came across this little gem. It's just a miracle invention! Can't wait to put it on my Christmas list.

Some quick quotes from the descriptions:

"Guaranteed to make your phone not waterproof, to make your fancy touch screen not usable, and to produce blurry pictures"

"Non Protection - This case doesn’t protect your phone or wirelessly charge it."

And a promising review!:

After taking out my second loan on my mortgage for my iPhone 4, doubling down in vegas for my iPhone 5, "donating" my kidney for my iPhone 6, and becoming a professional "dancer" for my iPhone 7, I had to have the iPhone X. Well after selling all my parts to SCIENCE, I had very little money left over because of the "astronomical" price of the iPhone X, but 1$ I had, I actually even did some "back alley" work for a second 1$ and got the waterproofing edition!

Thank you moment for your amazing work and dedication to people like me who are basically holding a 1000$ paperweight due to not being able to afford the additional wireless plan. Because in my line of "work" these days I need all the protection I can get from foreign liquids ruining my phone. And now at least I look like the coolest hobo on the street! They all made houses with their cardboard, I HAVE AN iPHONE X CASE! DAB DAB DAB!



[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Zuzu


Woman. We got wars famine poverty and doom to deal with ain't got no time for Kardashian add-ons..

Lol
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Re: Doom Break! The new genius, must have cellphone case. Impress your hipster friends with the latest in luxury!
I promise that this is not an advertisement thread. I was looking for a new case for my phone and came across this little gem. It's just a miracle invention! Can't wait to put it on my Christmas list.

Some quick quotes from the descriptions:

"Guaranteed to make your phone not waterproof, to make your fancy touch screen not usable, and to produce blurry pictures"

"Non Protection - This case doesn’t protect your phone or wirelessly charge it."

And a promising review!:

After taking out my second loan on my mortgage for my iPhone 4, doubling down in vegas for my iPhone 5, "donating" my kidney for my iPhone 6, and becoming a professional "dancer" for my iPhone 7, I had to have the iPhone X. Well after selling all my parts to SCIENCE, I had very little money left over because of the "astronomical" price of the iPhone X, but 1$ I had, I actually even did some "back alley" work for a second 1$ and got the waterproofing edition!

Thank you moment for your amazing work and dedication to people like me who are basically holding a 1000$ paperweight due to not being able to afford the additional wireless plan. Because in my line of "work" these days I need all the protection I can get from foreign liquids ruining my phone. And now at least I look like the coolest hobo on the street! They all made houses with their cardboard, I HAVE AN iPHONE X CASE! DAB DAB DAB!



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 Quoting: Zuzu


Woman. We got wars famine poverty and doom to deal with ain't got no time for Kardashian add-ons..

Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75717731


I know, I know... such extravagance in these times is just unforgivable. I have been suitably shamed. hiding2
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