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I fucking love Texas!

 
Fucked in texas
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Let me tell you.
Ticket for no blinker on back country road with nobody around to signal but cop hiding in bushes.
Ticket two months ago for backing up twenty feet to turn around on back country road.
No traffic anywhere.
Ticket last month for shooting finger at murderer.
Got two days of community service and county attorny threatened me with jail if i didnt plea out.
three cops have threatened me with weapons in last two years.
Sheriff tried to pick fight with me in march.
Got kidnapped and car stolen for calling local officials corrupt.
Busted cop with five fake documents and two doctored videos at trial.
Called out a judge as corrupt in front of jury and she didnt deny it.
Outed local quasi gov using phone interceptor to dragnet neighbors to manipulate politics and businesses,then state troopers seized it but never told public.
Yea texas is swell.titus county texas is most corrupt child molesting freemason eastern star scam ive ever known.democrats!
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I like Texas, and most of them are good folks.

What I can't stand for is Tex Mex. Who ever did that should be beaten about the face and neck. Really, a burrito smothered in brown gravy or velveeta cheese is just not fucking right. Finding a good mexican restaurant in Texas is a challenge. I hope things have changed since I was there 4yrs ago. I'll be there at the end of the month and will be hoping. The kalashkies* are great tho.
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I have found the promised land!

:dixie:
 Quoting: Fry Teh Brian


Then why can't you non driving riding the fast lane fukers GTFO of Colorado , More Texans moving here then any other state.
You don't have any personal right so in Texas, .
You are not even allowed to have medicine or cures, cause they won't let you babies have cannabis. Your not free to put what you want in your body.
Fuk Texas!!!! Feels like hell to drive through that shithole of applebees and fat people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75289514


yer funny as it seems to be a FAIR EXCHANGE of people
LEAVING coLoraDO due to pot and the ""social "" PROBLEMS associated with IT and the uptick in old aged hippies, too many STONED behind the wheel, and just like over in cali,piles of human feces and piss of ages on top of taxes taxes taxes.
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I Don't see people leaving because they were awarded more freedom.
Colorado for the most part is very very clean and pretty. Texas is filthy and the restaurants are disgusting. They get away will selling southerners anything , hence the fatness.
More likely to see piles of human shit in Texas.
The Texas also lost their gulf to bp, cause they don't know the dif between pollution and fake global warming. The land is filthy and the water, what do you have wetbacks?
There are better places keep looking. And I do wish u the best, I have just been through this entire country many many times and have to say Texas is to be avoided.
[/q

LOL
haven't yet come across any piles of human feces in San An etc and regarding the Gulf ? who's responsible for the manmade mess ? Texas ? come on here, get real
as for wetbacks ? no verification of ID, and consular matricula is not accepted , you get nothing.
no proof of maternal ID ? no anchor baby.
etc
how much debt has your home state racked up ?
how's the economy over there ?
can YOU even defend yourself ?
are you aware that Texas is a big place ? bigger than fwance ?
i don't think you know what you are talking about.
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Let me tell you.
Ticket for no blinker on back country road with nobody around to signal but cop hiding in bushes.
Ticket two months ago for backing up twenty feet to turn around on back country road.
No traffic anywhere.
Ticket last month for shooting finger at murderer.
Got two days of community service and county attorny threatened me with jail if i didnt plea out.
three cops have threatened me with weapons in last two years.
Sheriff tried to pick fight with me in march.
Got kidnapped and car stolen for calling local officials corrupt.
Busted cop with five fake documents and two doctored videos at trial.
Called out a judge as corrupt in front of jury and she didnt deny it.
Outed local quasi gov using phone interceptor to dragnet neighbors to manipulate politics and businesses,then state troopers seized it but never told public.
Yea texas is swell.titus county texas is most corrupt child molesting freemason eastern star scam ive ever known.democrats!
 Quoting: Fucked in texas 71459765


You better get out of there.
You need to start over.
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I have found the promised land!

dixie
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! Native Texan here! SHUT UP! Are trying to wreck this oasis of greatness? You tell everyone that you were kidding! Texas wonít stay awesome if progressives move here! In order for this place to stay amazing we have to make sure the cool kids come play and stay! So maybe you dial it down a notch! So letís try this again shall we........North Dakota is awesome!
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Then why can't you non driving riding the fast lane fukers GTFO of Colorado , More Texans moving here then any other state.
You don't have any personal right so in Texas, .
You are not even allowed to have medicine or cures, cause they won't let you babies have cannabis. Your not free to put what you want in your body.
Fuk Texas!!!! Feels like hell to drive through that shithole of applebees and fat people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75289514


yer funny as it seems to be a FAIR EXCHANGE of people
LEAVING coLoraDO due to pot and the ""social "" PROBLEMS associated with IT and the uptick in old aged hippies, too many STONED behind the wheel, and just like over in cali,piles of human feces and piss of ages on top of taxes taxes taxes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75476729


I Don't see people leaving because they were awarded more freedom.
Colorado for the most part is very very clean and pretty. Texas is filthy and the restaurants are disgusting. They get away will selling southerners anything , hence the fatness.
More likely to see piles of human shit in Texas.
The Texas also lost their gulf to bp, cause they don't know the dif between pollution and fake global warming. The land is filthy and the water, what do you have wetbacks?
There are better places keep looking. And I do wish u the best, I have just been through this entire country many many times and have to say Texas is to be avoided.
[/q

LOL
haven't yet come across any piles of human feces in San An etc and regarding the Gulf ? who's responsible for the manmade mess ? Texas ? come on here, get real
as for wetbacks ? no verification of ID, and consular matricula is not accepted , you get nothing.
no proof of maternal ID ? no anchor baby.
etc
how much debt has your home state racked up ?
how's the economy over there ?
can YOU even defend yourself ?
are you aware that Texas is a big place ? bigger than fwance ?
i don't think you know what you are talking about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75289514


I'm actually a unicorn in my state of Colorado. I was born here.

GTFO you douche nozzle, go to fwance!
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Lol,they blackballed me from a real job for fifteen years.crushing them is my hobby.i like squashing bugs.i aint going to move,they are!
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Let me tell you.
Ticket for no blinker on back country road with nobody around to signal but cop hiding in bushes.
Ticket two months ago for backing up twenty feet to turn around on back country road.
No traffic anywhere.
Ticket last month for shooting finger at murderer.
Got two days of community service and county attorny threatened me with jail if i didnt plea out.
three cops have threatened me with weapons in last two years.
Sheriff tried to pick fight with me in march.
Got kidnapped and car stolen for calling local officials corrupt.
Busted cop with five fake documents and two doctored videos at trial.
Called out a judge as corrupt in front of jury and she didnt deny it.
Outed local quasi gov using phone interceptor to dragnet neighbors to manipulate politics and businesses,then state troopers seized it but never told public.
Yea texas is swell.titus county texas is most corrupt child molesting freemason eastern star scam ive ever known.democrats!
 Quoting: Fucked in texas 71459765


Whatever ..... Texas cops never mess with me, and I tear down the road, top down on my car, head-banging to ACDC with my kids.
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Yea i agree,north dakota is awesome!
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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I know it, and it is the worst! But, I'm closer to Oklahoma than anything else.
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Oh Tornados out there though.
No place is perfect.
Glad you got a break, its nice to travel sometimes.
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Lived here all my life and I have two nightmares regularly. One is im at school taking a test for a class I've never been to. The other is those damned tornadoes. I hate them.
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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I know it, and it is the worst! But, I'm closer to Oklahoma than anything else.
 Quoting: Fry Teh Brian


Oh Tornados out there though.
No place is perfect.
Glad you got a break, its nice to travel sometimes.
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Lived here all my life and I have two nightmares regularly. One is im at school taking a test for a class I've never been to. The other is those damned tornadoes. I hate them.
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You need one of those dug out houses.
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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I know it, and it is the worst! But, I'm closer to Oklahoma than anything else.
 Quoting: Fry Teh Brian


Oh Tornados out there though.
No place is perfect.
Glad you got a break, its nice to travel sometimes.
 Quoting: Starbird


Lived here all my life and I have two nightmares regularly. One is im at school taking a test for a class I've never been to. The other is those damned tornadoes. I hate them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74865193


We mus be soul mates. Those are the same 2 recurring nightmares I have, with the added runaway elevator nightmare.
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"You cannot withstand the storm"

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"I am the storm"

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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I will be driving back to Florida, but not until I enjoy the time here for as long as I can.
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Moran... Don't ever come back here if you can avoid it.
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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Must have been. There are parts of Florida where we own a farm and you can drive for miles without seeing another human. With that said, I like the northeast part best, just south of Jacksonville. Hopping place for real estate.
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Those would be the best parts.
And its freaking beautiful here today too.
 Quoting: Starbird


St Augustinian here. It is. Fall winter and spring are the best here. It even gets cool enough to put on a sweater but that's OK. The air is wonderful. We live right on the beach and would never move. My husband has been buying homes here and just south of us. Looking to make a killing in 2 years.

And my parents love it also. They're from Austin Texas and they would never go back.
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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I know it, and it is the worst! But, I'm closer to Oklahoma than anything else.
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I'm N-N/E of DFW and about 6 miles from the Red River, you're describing where I was born, raised and refuse to live anywhere else.
cheershf
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Great to hear that, because I know that feeling as well. The region around the Missouri/Arkansas line is incredible, and a lot of people have migrated here, and share similar stories. I knew nothing of this place a mere 6 months ago...
Enjoy!
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Spent 2 years in TX, great state.
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I have found the promised land!

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Wrong fucking flag. Why donít you try the Texas flag.
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Welcome to the good life my friend.
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I have found the promised land!

:dixie:
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Wrong fucking flag. Why donít you try the Texas flag.
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I thought the same thing. Makes you immediately think the thread is BS.
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I have found the promised land!

:dixie:
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Good. Stay there and invite everyone you know.

Sincerely,
Coloradans.
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Flew in to DFW yesterday afternoon, drove out to the country where my family have acreage. The peace and the calm of sitting and talking by the campfire with no sounds of civilization to ruin the moment, and no city lights to blot out the stars. It is a more wholesome living than that of Florida. I could live out the rest of my days here, hunting, fishing, farming, and prepping.

I didn't think life could be this good.
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We have to stop immigration so this way of life can continue.
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This way of life was built by immigrants.

get a clue.
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Yes, but we are full of people now. Every bit of the country is settled and established. It is no longer 1801.
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I like Texas, and most of them are good folks.

What I can't stand for is Tex Mex. Who ever did that should be beaten about the face and neck. Really, a burrito smothered in brown gravy or velveeta cheese is just not fucking right. Finding a good mexican restaurant in Texas is a challenge. I hope things have changed since I was there 4yrs ago. I'll be there at the end of the month and will be hoping. The kalashkies* are great tho.
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Flew in to DFW yesterday afternoon, drove out to the country where my family have acreage. The peace and the calm of sitting and talking by the campfire with no sounds of civilization to ruin the moment, and no city lights to blot out the stars. It is a more wholesome living than that of Florida. I could live out the rest of my days here, hunting, fishing, farming, and prepping.

I didn't think life could be this good.
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We have to stop immigration so this way of life can continue.
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This way of life was built by immigrants.

get a clue.
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Yes, but we are full of people now. Every bit of the country is settled and established. It is no longer 1801.
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Obviously, you have never driven a car across this great land.
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To be fair you were living in crowded parts of Florida.
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Fact..

I have a place here in Fl that is exactly as you describe.. and a shorter drive than TX.

Although there is nothing wrong with TX. Florida has is offerings as well.
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We have to stop immigration so this way of life can continue.
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This way of life was built by immigrants.

get a clue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63928440


Yes, but we are full of people now. Every bit of the country is settled and established. It is no longer 1801.
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Obviously, you have never driven a car across this great land.
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Yes, I have. Are you saying that every forest, bit of farmland, desert, mountainside, etc. should be full of housing additions and box stores? We have large cities, medium sized cities, small towns, rural areas. THAT diversity is what I love about it. I don't want it to be like one big NYC or Mexico City. Just look at how much the population has grown from immigration in the last 30 years.
Too damn fast according to our history. Faster than the Ellis Island days.
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We have to stop immigration so this way of life can continue.
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This way of life was built by immigrants.

get a clue.
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Yes, but we are full of people now. Every bit of the country is settled and established. It is no longer 1801.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65061276


Obviously, you have never driven a car across this great land.
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Our population has gone up about ONE HUNDRED MILLION since 1980! Basically all due to immigration. Ridiculous!
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I have found the promised land!

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Then why can't you non driving riding the fast lane fukers GTFO of Colorado , More Texans moving here then any other state.
You don't have any personal right so in Texas, .
You are not even allowed to have medicine or cures, cause they won't let you babies have cannabis. Your not free to put what you want in your body.
Fuk Texas!!!! Feels like hell to drive through that shithole of applebees and fat people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75289514


yer funny as it seems to be a FAIR EXCHANGE of people
LEAVING coLoraDO due to pot and the ""social "" PROBLEMS associated with IT and the uptick in old aged hippies, too many STONED behind the wheel, and just like over in cali,piles of human feces and piss of ages on top of taxes taxes taxes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75476729


WHAT?

Texas has some of the HIGHEST property taxes in the country, while Colorado has damn near THE LOWEST.

You're uninformed.
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! Native Texan here! SHUT UP! Are trying to wreck this oasis of greatness? You tell everyone that you were kidding! Texas wonít stay awesome if progressives move here! In order for this place to stay amazing we have to make sure the cool kids come play and stay! So maybe you dial it down a notch! So letís try this again shall we........North Dakota is awesome!
 Quoting: Truthie McTruther


They are already coming here and have been for a while.





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