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It's my birthday and glp is boring tonight

 
Chunkyangel
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It's my birthday and glp is boring tonight
I am officially 30.vodka5

Anyway.. Since there isn't much goin on tonight I was wondering if anyone has any alien/ufo or paranormal stories they could share with this birthday girl?
Face Palmer

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10/24/2017 04:21 AM
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Happy birthday you old fart hf
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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10/24/2017 04:22 AM
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I'll get the beers.
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Happy birthday you old fart hf
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Hahaha thanks!
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10/24/2017 04:28 AM
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I am officially 30.vodka5

Anyway.. Since there isn't much goin on tonight I was wondering if anyone has any alien/ufo or paranormal stories they could share with this birthday girl?
 Quoting: Chunkyangel


anaanaanaanadasbier
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BTW, who's Dick? chuckle
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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10/24/2017 04:31 AM
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BTW, who's Dick? chuckle
 Quoting: Face Palmer


My husband's dick.. Though I also have a whole tool box full of fake dicks for when he's away.
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10/24/2017 04:35 AM

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MANY MORE.

I have one coming up, I decide when to throw the new number on, which I do around July, so by the time it gets here, all is fine.
Sorry I got a headache

These are the times that tries men's and
women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
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10/24/2017 04:38 AM
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Happy Birthday chorus
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10/24/2017 04:39 AM
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Congratulations! I enjoyed my 30-something years very much.

Paranormal stuff?

Me and my wife strongly suspect that there is paranormal presence at our home. Doors opening and closing, weird balls of light, sounds (I've heard weird mutterings), and so on. Nothing disturbing. Just something you notice occasionally. When my wife (then girlfriend) moved in years ago, there was a lot of activity, but it's been pretty quiet for the last few years.

Our 6 yo daughter sometimes talks about "light children" (direct translation) she sees in our house. I'm glad she sees light children, and not the "big dark man" some visiting kids have reported seeing earlier. I asked her if the light children are nice and friendly and she said yes. So far so good. I told her to tell us at once if they start misbehaving or become scary - even if they tell her not to tell us.

We're not pushing the issue and have decided to live and let live. If there are ghosts in the house, they can share it with us as long as they behave.
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10/24/2017 04:41 AM
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Happy birthday! You couldn't have chosen a better place to spend it than with GLP and all of us here.

Hope you have a great day and don't worry because GLP is always here for you!
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10/24/2017 04:43 AM
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When my wife (then girlfriend) moved in years ago, there was a lot of activity, but it's been pretty quiet for the last few years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8879492


She's doing ghosts?
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MANY MORE.

I have one coming up, I decide when to throw the new number on, which I do around July, so by the time it gets here, all is fine.
 Quoting: hankie

Thank you!

Happy Birthday chorus
 Quoting: Goofy for God

Thank you!
Congratulations! I enjoyed my 30-something years very much.

Paranormal stuff?

Me and my wife strongly suspect that there is paranormal presence at our home. Doors opening and closing, weird balls of light, sounds (I've heard weird mutterings), and so on. Nothing disturbing. Just something you notice occasionally. When my wife (then girlfriend) moved in years ago, there was a lot of activity, but it's been pretty quiet for the last few years.

Our 6 yo daughter sometimes talks about "light children" (direct translation) she sees in our house. I'm glad she sees light children, and not the "big dark man" some visiting kids have reported seeing earlier. I asked her if the light children are nice and friendly and she said yes. So far so good. I told her to tell us at once if they start misbehaving or become scary - even if they tell her not to tell us.

We're not pushing the issue and have decided to live and let live. If there are ghosts in the house, they can share it with us as long as they behave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8879492

My best friend used to see light bears... He would talk to them in the closet when he was 5. Whatever they were... They showed him that they were three bears. It creeped everyone out but they seemed to be nice enough to him.
Happy birthday! You couldn't have chosen a better place to spend it than with GLP and all of us here.

Hope you have a great day and don't worry because GLP is always here for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30671160

Thanks!
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10/24/2017 05:08 AM
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birth2

:birthdaydude:
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10/24/2017 05:11 AM
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birth2

:birthdaydude:
 Quoting: nutmeg


Thank you!
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10/24/2017 05:54 AM
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Ok BBQ's on.

chandler-bacon

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We don't fuck around in AUSSIELAND.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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vodka5
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10/24/2017 05:56 AM
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we need pics......
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10/24/2017 05:59 AM
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birth2

:birthdaydude:
 Quoting: nutmeg


Thank you!
 Quoting: Chunkyangel


hf
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10/24/2017 06:01 AM

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Happy Birthday. You do realise that if you get drunk, GLP won’t be anywhere near as boring.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Happy Birthday. You do realise that if you get drunk, GLP won’t be anywhere near as boring.
 Quoting: Katipo2017


Thank you.. And I'm working on it!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck it lets all get Pissed.



vodka5vodka5vodka5vodka5vodka5
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10/24/2017 06:21 AM
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Are you getting some dicks for your birthday?

chuckle
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Are you getting some dicks for your birthday?

chuckle
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Just one but it's my favorite





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