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1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights

 
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During world war 2, some 1000 armed Japanese soldiers were killed by a group of large crocodiles and medium crocodiles on Ramree island close to Burma.

The platoon of 1000 Japanese soldiers were defeated by British and Indian soldiers. To escape capture, the Japanese soldiers entered the swamps of Ramree island so that they can join the bigger platoon of Japanese soldiers on the other side of Ramree.

During night time, those 1000 soldiers were attacked by large number of crocodiles. The soldiers blindly fired on the attacking crocodiles. Only 20 soldiers managed to survive the crocodile attacks. Later they told that they were not able to see the crocodiles who came out of nowhere and took away the soldiers one by one.
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Shouldn't you be cleaning up that spill by the Slurpee machine Apu?
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Something from world war 2, which has been overshadowed by all those history stories
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I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
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Japs were little back then.


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Lol,burmese fighters dressed as crocs would be my guess.
At least they didnt have to worry about burial duty.
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story has truth to it, but is it not 1000 soldiers in battle against British and Indian soldiers and the survivors fleeing to join their troop across island goes into swamps?

still a gruesome story.
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wow its true.. do an internet search.



That night [of the 19 February 1945] was the most horrible that any member of the M. L. [motor launch] crews ever experienced. The scattered rifle shots in the pitch black swamp punctured by the screams of wounded men crushed in the jaws of huge reptiles, and the blurred worrying sound of spinning crocodiles made a cacophony of hell that has rarely been duplicated on earth. At dawn the vultures arrived to clean up what the crocodiles had left.... Of about one thousand Japanese soldiers that entered the swamps of Ramree, only about twenty were found alive.
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Something from world war 2, which has been overshadowed by all those history stories
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If you count the First Person Shooter video games, OP, then there are too many WWII "history" stories around.
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I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
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Japs were little back then.


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Yeah. These days they'd just build those Mecha-suits and stomp those crocodiles to death and in a hurry too.
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
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We all know that crocs tenderize their food by storing it under logs.
They were probably just storing up for the winter.
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
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Some soldiers could have been killed by "blind firing"
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
I've never quite understood those figures. A big croc would be happy with one soldier in its jaws--or even half a soldier. To lose 1000 soldiers would require at least 1000 crocs. If the swamp was 5-10 miles across, I guess that would be possible. There are also places where bull sharks and crocs occupy the same waters.
 Quoting: MarPep

Some soldiers could have been killed by "blind firing"
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Yes. I'll venture the guess at least 200 soldiers died by blind and panicked friendly fire, OP.
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Yes. I'll venture the guess at least 200 soldiers died by blind and panicked friendly fire, OP.
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Moral of the story:

Importance of crocodiles/monsters in the wild.
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Yes. I'll venture the guess at least 200 soldiers died by blind and panicked friendly fire, OP.
 Quoting: darkwolf007

Moral of the story:

Importance of crocodiles/monsters in the wild.
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Or more importantly do NOT EVER assume the river/swamp is animal free, especially hungry predator-free.
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
One thousand soldiers is more than a platoon. Try regiment or brigade depending on the country.

Typical units

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fireteam 3–4 corporal
squad/
section 8–12 sergeant
platoon 15–30 lieutenant
company 80–150 captain/major
battalion/
cohort 300–800 lieutenant colonel
regiment/
brigade 2,000–4,000 colonel/
brigadier general
division/
legion 10,000–15,000 major general
corps 20,000–40,000 lieutenant general
field army 80,000+ general
army group 2+ field armies field marshal/
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theater 4+ army groups Six-star rank/Head of state
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Not buying it.
A few, maybe. A THOUSAND, get the fuck outta here...
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Not buying it.
A few, maybe. A THOUSAND, get the fuck outta here...
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Add in a few Pennywises then you might have a thousand dead soldiers. 1rof1
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It's possible. We all know that an hour after Asian food we get hungry again.
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Shouldn't you be cleaning up that spill by the Slurpee machine Apu?

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It's possible. We all know that an hour after Asian food we get hungry again.
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
story has truth to it, but is it not 1000 soldiers in battle against British and Indian soldiers and the survivors fleeing to join their troop across island goes into swamps?

still a gruesome story.
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It only has to be one if you’re the one going for an underwater dinner party!
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Re: 1000 soldiers killed by crocodiles in 2 nights
These are crocs...not alligators...
a crock kills... you have hundreds, of crocs and 1000 people in the swamp with them...some will perish from terror itself..many will shoot themselves to keep out of the crushing jaws of a 500 lb+ reptile that's doing a death roll in swampy water..just imagine one has you around the pelvis so you can still breathe...the thigh...just get a pair of pliers...or two iron bars... and do a little experiment on your thigh...hahahaahhaaa...fools...yes...you would shoot yourself with the last round....hahahakakakakakakaka
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I have never heard a better synopsis for a potential horror movie. fucking make this already, dunkirk was shit...the story of a bunch of asshole running away from a fight vs 1000 gooks being eaten by crocodiles......come on
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Maybe they were NOT crocodiles???
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They where so small it was like eating popcorn for the crocs.
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Little gook taste like chicken!
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