HUGE CALIFORNIAN EARTHQUAKE WITHIN 17 HOURS

you are making up for lost fucking time today, aren't you EAT?

...incredible.

THE BIG ONE IS MOMENTS AWAY.

Let me be the first to say you are
full of BS Like usual.

ONE of these days, you just may be RIGHT!

Predictions made by eat # 220
Predictions that have come true # 0

I dont even know why mods allow this clown to bump important threads.

go post your stupid predictions at alien-e...maybe you'll get more followers..

EAT RULES!

Did you visit your proctolog lately ?

Well all californians can rest easy tonight.
EAT has predicted a huge earthquake.
You should try predicting that there WONT be a huge earthquake today.
Then we'll be in trouble.

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shit that didn't work sorry

Proctosystematic Earthquake Modulator


EAT. You've been tasting the poisoned cat food again, haven't you?

Another prediction huh Eat? Your last stock market one fell through. Did aliens balance out the equation? What ever happened to that not happening?

I wish presidunce bush could talk like that for a change. Then for once we'd all have an HONEST government.

I love EAT! He's probably the only decent person on this forum. At least he has a sense of humor.

I don't like the way you spelled president, show some respect please, Mr. Bush deserves that much at least. WTF do you want an Honest Government for anyway, we need things to stay as they are, that's the only way, and be honest with yourself and you will admit that I am right, right?

why don't you stop this shit. If you make the same prediction week after week and nothing ever happens, then one day an earthquake takes place in CA. it won't mean didly. EAT, you so lame.

According to my proctologist, you are full of shit.

That would be myy head exploding after being bumped up to a "fel-on-knee" and having to DO WEEKENDS!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amerika sucks. The founding fathers would roll over if they were alive to see all this...!!!

Seriously.



Best Wishes,
Stan P.

Here`s what some people are saying about EAT`S sudden return to GLP......

'I shall return' - General Douglas MacArthur .

'Eat is invincible' - Eat`s mom .

'UHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! FIRE BAD !!!!!!!' - Frankenstein .

'SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!​' - Mothra .

'OH NO !!!!!! MOTHRA!!!!!!!' - Japanese Policeman .

'I cried a lot' - Trinity .

'I must go out and put a goat on' - William Pitt the Elder . (Possible miquote).

'Of course you can`t get pregnant that way' - Miss Manners (1953) .

'Pass the peas' - Good Table Manners (1947) .

'Did you know that a nude lady looks like this ?' - The Invisible man .

'The limpid eloquence of this surely tactile abstract expressionist of the field of trolling lies in his Kantian positivism , his Cezanne-like use of prose , and his almost Proustian ability to constantly make inaccurate predictions .
"Mais ou sont les neiges d`antan" Eat might well have been thinking as he rammed another putrid post eloquently down the gullet of GLP .
It is an assertion of manhood , a reassurance of spring , a cunning restatement of Cartier`s rebirth theory , above all it was more flotsam from Eat .
Still such niceties have never bothered master-butcher EAT .
Today EAT has swum down the subterranean rivers of trolling , staring at the light of his own depth in the self-fulfilling process of his ego-consciousness , travelling the crossroads of krama , past the yawning appeals of the swooning catacombs of oblivion , experiencing the psychologically incomprehensible , the ultimately immense incommunicable oneness of being a troll' - Norman Mailer .

'Wee Wee' - Timmy (Age 3) .

moon

Karma .

Probably your "Proctosystematic Modulator" is so sensitive that it is even picking up my farts.
Damn the chili I had over a week ago.

By the way, what you EAT-ing for the prediction not coming true coz it has been over 72 hours now.