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I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.

 
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11/01/2017 07:07 AM
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I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Complaints around our neighborhood about a tall clown chasing passer by's. I came across this clown, and I was surprised how tall he was. A skinny 6,8 dude. I took him down and started punching him ground and pound style. I took off his mask , then started rubbing his face in the dirt.
He had a long Mohawk, so I dragged him by the end of his Mohawk and slammed his face into the pavement, knocking him unconsious. His teeth started chattering and he started convulsing. I shoved his mask up his in living clockley.
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11/01/2017 07:11 AM
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Is Chip okay?
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11/01/2017 07:12 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Complaints around our neighborhood about a tall clown chasing passer by's. I came across this clown, and I was surprised how tall he was. A skinny 6,8 dude. I took him down and started punching him ground and pound style. I took off his mask , then started rubbing his face in the dirt.
He had a long Mohawk, so I dragged him by the end of his Mohawk and slammed his face into the pavement, knocking him unconsious. His teeth started chattering and he started convulsing. I shoved his mask up his in living clockley.
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pennywise
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11/01/2017 07:17 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
bsflag It never happened. You are just saying it to feel good.
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11/01/2017 07:18 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Why did you assault him? Wouldn't talking first be the better part of common sense?

Or calling the police?

A person playing a prank doesn't need to be harmed, in particular. Did you leave out the part where he had a knife out and how you noticed it was real? Or an ax?

Anything?
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11/01/2017 07:22 AM
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11/01/2017 07:28 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
There were small clowns that knocking on my door last night demanding candy. I was terrified. I locked myself in the bathroom for 6 hours. I get diarrhea when Im scared

uhoh
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11/01/2017 07:38 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
There were small clowns that knocking on my door last night demanding candy. I was terrified. I locked myself in the bathroom for 6 hours. I get diarrhea when Im scared

uhoh
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Then that candy you gave out wasn't chocolate covered candy corn?
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11/01/2017 07:38 AM
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11/01/2017 07:40 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
There were small clowns that knocking on my door last night demanding candy. I was terrified. I locked myself in the bathroom for 6 hours. I get diarrhea when Im scared

uhoh
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lol


thankfully, there’s no trick or treating down here
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11/01/2017 10:02 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
He's VICE PRESIDENT! Don't talk about him that way!
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11/01/2017 10:04 AM
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sure you did



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11/01/2017 10:04 AM
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Masturbation allegories really do not belong here.
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Complaints around our neighborhood about a tall clown chasing passer by's. I came across this clown, and I was surprised how tall he was. A skinny 6,8 dude. I took him down and started punching him ground and pound style. I took off his mask , then started rubbing his face in the dirt.
He had a long Mohawk, so I dragged him by the end of his Mohawk and slammed his face into the pavement, knocking him unconsious. His teeth started chattering and he started convulsing. I shoved his mask up his in living clockley.
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Damn fine work soldier! Keep any of his teeth?
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11/01/2017 10:06 AM
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Masturbation allegories really do not belong here.
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Seriously.
There's a 95% chance you are a candy ass uniparty tory.
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11/01/2017 10:06 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
He's VICE PRESIDENT! Don't talk about him that way!
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11/01/2017 10:09 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
you sound like a fag
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11/01/2017 10:32 AM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
bsflag It never happened. You are just saying it to feel good.
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Yeah. Fake
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11/01/2017 12:06 PM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Masturbation allegories really do not belong here.
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Why would this turn you on?
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11/01/2017 01:47 PM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
Complaints around our neighborhood about a tall clown chasing passer by's. I came across this clown, and I was surprised how tall he was. A skinny 6,8 dude. I took him down and started punching him ground and pound style. I took off his mask , then started rubbing his face in the dirt.
He had a long Mohawk, so I dragged him by the end of his Mohawk and slammed his face into the pavement, knocking him unconsious. His teeth started chattering and he started convulsing. I shoved his mask up his in living clockley.
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Cool story bro. Then your mom brought your pizza rolls down to you in the basement.
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11/01/2017 02:16 PM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
I think this guy might not be kidding! Someone in my town killed a kid dressed up as a clown last night. He was 6'7 but only like 15 and slow. I think I should send this guys information to the cops!
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11/01/2017 02:18 PM
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Re: I beat the crap out of a creepy clown last night.
bsflag It never happened. You are just saying it to feel good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75715128


He's a Canadian so you're most likely correct.





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