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You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?

 
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You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
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Purely for discussion...I'm curious.

Say you were out in the woods camping. You hear a noise and you and your buddies go poking around with your flashlights and all of a sudden you see something that scares the you know what out of you. It made no advances toward you, just kind of sat there looking back at you.

Do you investigate further?

Do you run and spend the rest of your life wondering what it was?

Now, you know this is your only chance to prove that you have just encountered something not of this world so you get up the courage and you capture it. ALIVE.

WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

Do you take it to "the authorities"?

Do you take it to the news in hopes of getting the word out?

Do you wait until daylight and take it to a heavily populated area and draw huge crowds in hopes that the more people that see it will ensure it is unable to be covered up?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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04/05/2007 03:50 AM
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Escort his ass back to Mexico.
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
I would let it go. It is a sentient creature and does not deserve to be caged and put under a microscope.

Not only that, there is a very good reason why alien existence is denied. Think of all the people who are prejudice against other races and creeds.
Try adding another world into that mix of prejudice and racial hatred.
Before long, people will be calling for blood from this alien world.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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04/05/2007 04:08 AM
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I'd ask the alien what it wanted to do about the situation. And respect it's wishes as another sentinent being.
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04/05/2007 08:20 AM
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
I would let it go. It is a sentient creature and does not deserve to be caged and put under a microscope.

Not only that, there is a very good reason why alien existence is denied. Think of all the people who are prejudice against other races and creeds.
Try adding another world into that mix of prejudice and racial hatred.
Before long, people will be calling for blood from this alien world.
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


I agree in principle but for one major point.

technology repression, Heidi has already pinned a thread today regards surpression of the scientific ommunity, to which like me you expressed concerns.

The "alien" agenda if you will represents part of the same, if it was me i would probably go for "get it as quickly as possible somewhere public to get maximum exposure" purely because the chances of it's being there undiscovered for any length of time by the "authorities" is VERY limited and we can guess what they will do to it.

If exposed it's saftey as an indovidual, given responsibility should in theory be assured (unless the PTB wish to get rid of a city full of witnesses)AND it opens the door for disclosure on technology...which we need to combat soem of the prorblems of this planet.
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04/05/2007 08:24 AM
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Blast it's ass back to dust..

Don't think just shot !
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04/05/2007 08:30 AM
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
I would quickly access this website - lots of useful info here:

How To Cook An Alien

RECIPES
Texas Style Grey Brisket
Fried Alien with picante sauce
Deep Fried Alien
Barbecued Blue
Paranormal Alien Pyramid Pastries
Blue Steak with Cajun Spices
Mixed Alien Gumbo
Roast Filet of Grey
Stuffed Grey
Blue Stroganoff
Alien Ragout
Minced Reptiloid
Filet of Blue with Brandy Cream Sauce
Fricasee of Grey
Three Alien Pizza

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04/05/2007 08:32 AM
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
Pimp it out to cpt kirk, he'll "do" anything.
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Let it go. Live and let live.
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Pimp it out to cpt kirk, he'll "do" anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 219110



cpt kirk is prone to slow but violent fits of inner rage... he-would-be... ... the-worst... Option.. For.. Keeping-The-Peace... between... ... Our Sovereign... Worlds.

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04/05/2007 12:26 PM
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Give THEM an anal probe.

Karma's a bitch.

chuckle
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
I would let it go. It is a sentient creature and does not deserve to be caged and put under a microscope.

Not only that, there is a very good reason why alien existence is denied. Think of all the people who are prejudice against other races and creeds.
Try adding another world into that mix of prejudice and racial hatred.
Before long, people will be calling for blood from this alien world.


I agree in principle but for one major point.

technology repression, Heidi has already pinned a thread today regards surpression of the scientific ommunity, to which like me you expressed concerns.

The "alien" agenda if you will represents part of the same, if it was me i would probably go for "get it as quickly as possible somewhere public to get maximum exposure" purely because the chances of it's being there undiscovered for any length of time by the "authorities" is VERY limited and we can guess what they will do to it.

If exposed it's saftey as an indovidual, given responsibility should in theory be assured (unless the PTB wish to get rid of a city full of witnesses)AND it opens the door for disclosure on technology...which we need to combat soem of the prorblems of this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 146056



Think of if you were in that situation. You happen to be on another world collecting data or maybe simply just having a wonderful nightwalk.. Suddenly you run into an alien, native to that world. He's all excited and scared because he's never seen an "alien" before and your existence is relatively repressed on this world.

So, without asking your permission, he captures you and takes you to a place where there are many aliens and they're talking really loud, asking questions and flashing lights in your face all the time. You are exhausted and tired and want to go home.

After this, you are transferred into what seems to be their version of a high security military base. You don't know much, just that they want you to give them some of your world's technology. And that there is a huge battle of whether you are truly sentient or not and whether or not you deserve rights.

You also do not want to give up some of this "other" technology that they keep talking about. After all, you have studied the developement of these creatures yourself and know that with the more powerful technology must come a more evolved sense of humanity worldwide. These creatures are not ready for this technology and will only think of ways to make it into a more destructive force.

And even more now, you are home sick. You miss your family, your friends, and your own world. But they won't let you go. There is a war going on over you and they won't let you go.

Do you still want to keep your alien?
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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04/05/2007 01:36 PM
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never i want to capture a alien

i just want to talk with him ....

and its free to go where he want

if not hostile
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04/05/2007 01:39 PM
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Does 'said' Alien have female genitalia and if so is it good looking....ya know in an alien sort of way?
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04/05/2007 01:54 PM
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
put in box labeled 'free alien', hang out in front of walmart
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put in box labeled 'free alien', hang out in front of walmart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 198187

chuckle
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
BEWARE! Treat with RESPECT! Just like you would want 2 be TREATED. POWERS beyond COMPRENHENSION.
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04/05/2007 02:02 PM
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It would probably much more advanced than we are.
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I would let it go. It is a sentient creature and does not deserve to be caged and put under a microscope.

Not only that, there is a very good reason why alien existence is denied. Think of all the people who are prejudice against other races and creeds.
Try adding another world into that mix of prejudice and racial hatred.
Before long, people will be calling for blood from this alien world.
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue

Thank you.
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04/05/2007 02:11 PM
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Blast it's ass back to dust..

Don't think just shot !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 213058

You mean shoot, you Neanderthal! Your kind are the very reason they stay away.
Must be a Red Neck.
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04/05/2007 02:16 PM
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put in box labeled 'free alien', hang out in front of walmart

chuckle
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue

I take my thank you back.
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put in box labeled 'free alien', hang out in front of walmart

chuckle

I take my thank you back.
 Quoting: Ghost in the machine 208289


Oh honestly. I didn't think aliens weren't without humour.
Do you really think humans would stick you guys in boxes and give you away to people in front of walmart?
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
Torture.
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Ask he/she or it if they would like some coffee or food and sit by the fire.
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
Ask he/she or it if they would like some coffee or food and sit by the fire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 210726

And feed chilli and beans and check if their farts smelled similiar to human ones
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04/05/2007 02:56 PM
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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
Remember the Alamo
When help was on the way
It's better here and now,
I feel that good today.

I'd like to take a walk
But not around the block
I really got some news
I met a man from Mars.
He picked up all my guitars
And played me traveling songs.

And when we got on ship
He brought out
something for the trip
And said, It's old but it's good
Like any other primitive would.

I'm gonna ride my llama
From Peru to Texarkana
I wanna ride him good
In my old neighborhood
I'm gonna ride him good
In my old neighborhood.

And when we got on ship
He brought out
something for the trip
And said, It's old but it's good
Like any other primitive would.

"Ride My Llama"
Neil Young
SpectrumBlue

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Re: You have captured an ALIEN...Now what?
Torture.
 Quoting: 65 books a year 206988


Why on earth would you even think to torture him/her?
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.





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