IF evolution is correct:

How many millions of cows do we have atm? This is a ticking time bomb. What will happen when ONE of them adapts to its environment and evolves into some sort of supercow.

They might be plotting already as we speak.
They're probably pissed because they get raped to produce milk, sit in a cage all day long and all their friends are getting slaughtered.

I see a cow revolution as imminent. They will revolt. Mark my words.

And all that talk about "the golden calf" in the bible? Could it be they have some sort of cow-Messiah that is returning soon?

ArMOOgeddon inc. How's that for a cowspiracy?